loneisstarly

[loneisstarly]

Hi!!

So I just found your work theories, and AHHH!!! They are so good!! I've been working on my own essay-type thing about what I think is happening in that collaboration and I was wondering if you would be like okay with me referencing your work with my paper, with like credit of course??

Of course I have no issues as long as proper credit :)

Send link tho I wanna see 👀

[loneisstarly]

HOLY CARP I JUST SAW THAT 2009 SCARY STORIES VIDEO FROM WIFIES AND IT LOOKS LIKE ALL MY THEORIES ABOUT THE KWW COLLAB MIGHT BE CORRECT!!!!

like holy cow im literally crying rn whay do these random pixel men make me so happy :')

the post(my theory):

[loneisstarly]

OMG just updated my theoreies and it looks like IM RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY CRAP MY THEORIES ARE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clone Wifies is actually the real wifies + additional points

Main Document:

Additional Points:

-yeah no, the Omziscool debunks are 100% part of the collab's story line.

-Wato's End Barren's video could possibly be showing what he experienced when he was being mind controlled by the Omz mask to do his bidding. This is especially suggested by the dreamy/hazy vibes of the video, the kinda muffled voices all characters and general vibes of the entire thing as it is how Mind control is usually depicted in popular media. Him constantly talking at the end about 'getting out' could possibly imply not him leaving the End barrens but rather exciting the Mind control state he is in. Maybe this was the Omz mask's way of pacifying Wato, Ken appears for a brief second, corelating when he appeared to convince Wato to give him Wifies' IP address and Wifies appears becuz well... he is stuck with him mind controlled too under the OMz!Wato. Maybe the appearence of Wifies correlates to when in the actual reality Omz!Wato forced Wifies to slove the escape room for him so everything seems normal when Ken barges in. It also shows the Psychological torture the mask uses to keep Wato weak and helpless under his control. The 'Alternate takes of End Barrens' gives a clear view of his mental degradation.

-The Infinite Maze video by Wato just conforms my theory of 'prison' that the trio are making for the Omz mask to trap it in it forever.

-The new End Barrens video just conforms my theory a bit more, and expands it as it clearly shows the mental degradation Wato goes thru. Weaker minds are easier to control and making Wato weak is the mask's goal, highlighted especially by the absolute isolation and the random appearances and disappearances of Ken and Wifies. It also seems the mask is getting desperate too, just as Evilfies/Omz!wato is gets when he realises his plans are failing the moment Ken argues with him and call him out in V2.

-just saw that 2009 scary stories video of Wifies and HOLY CRAP it conforms my theory of him being the Model for all of the Evilfies' clones. Its just his memories coming back of when he was in imprisonment, of him being kidnapped, the mask's obsession with him, of OMZ WANTING TO BE WIFIES, EVERYTHING. "Wifies, smile for me." You tell models to smile for photoshoots and that's whats happening! Wifies is being modelled! Like i said in the document HE IS THE IDEAL MODEL FOR OMZ, so can Omz never be caught again. Never have to run for its sentient life, never fear for imprisonment. All the other Wifies' you see in the video are just Worker Clones who help Omz in his mission!

[loneisstarly]

2/4 UU theories : The spyglass Parrot has right now is FAKE, the real one is still with Clown

Recently got curious as to when exactly Parrot got his spyglass back after giving it to Clown at the end of "It's impossible to find this player", so I check backed on the escaping proton.

What I found out is questionable.

When Parrot opens his inventory at 3:00:12 of Escaping Proton, he didn't have the spyglass but when he opened it at 3:00:27, he miraculously had it. Considering the fact that Parrot and his team was quite literally fighting enemies on a roof top this entire time and the fact that literally nobody mentions about it is weird.

Like the spyglass just randomly appeared in his inventory, that to just after being cobwebbed into a corner being critted out. The only way he could have gotten it right now would be if someone to drop it to him, which is what happened; an invis player stood close to Parrot for a second longer than others but neither tried to crit him nor tried to save him, moving back after. I say it is this player that gave this spyglass to Parrot.

But is this the real spyglass? I say no.

If Parrot had found it in a chest lying around it wouldn't have been that sus but he randomly got it in btw a fight. Already the alarm bells rings but then there is also the fact that Clown respects his enemies.

Clown knows how much the spyglass means to Parrot and its out of character that just carelessly leaves something of such value around. He is most likely to keep it with him and use it as leverage at some point. He would have kept it safe.

I really don't have any other proof for this theory other than these three facts above. Despite this, i strongly believe my instincts.

I have a very big reason to explicitly state that Clown has it, but that's my 5th theory. For now;

The spyglass Parrot has is Fake and the real one is still with Clown.

2/4 of my UU theories is done, if you wanna check all, just press the Lone's 4 UU theories tag and you find everything related.

stay tuned for the next three :)

[loneisstarly]

Ok so I'm not like..... super confident in my Lifesteal understanding and frankly I'm a little scared of the Lifesteal fandom BUT I Understand Pentar in my Bones so I've decided to write about him. And also his attachment issues. And also Martyn because I'm not confident enough to just write a purely Lifesteal fic yet. So! Here goes!

If you're interested in a Pentar that has many many attachment issues, you might like Stop Runnin', Kid! Pentar has escorted ECorridor to a royal ball, and while watching everyone else from the sidelines finds himself accosted and lectured by Martyn, a fellow knight here with his liege.

[loneisstarly]

1/4 UU Theories : JumperWho is working for the Director (Leo knows, its their plan)

Saw the new Parrot video the other day and was kind of obsessing over the Dandelion incident. Thought and thought and I believe I finally have the answer.

First I want you to consider how absolutely ridiculous it is that Jumper just casually had a dandelion and a flower pot while she went along with her team mates to secure a high risk enemy who had actively proven through out the episode to have multiple backup plans, who had clearly shown himself to be unpredictable, to very be smart and who had once already been caught into the prison only to escape unscathed and had put them in multiple deadly situations.

Imagine going into an enclosed space with of one of the most intelligent, psychotic players on the server who had just the past few days put both you and your team in extremely compramising and fatal positions with a fricking DANDELION and a FLOWER POT!

Like that two inventory spots that could have been used for two extra pot or two extra stacks of XP, gapples or cobwebs or totems or shulker boxes or ender chests like LITERALLY anything that could be of use when the worst comes to shove. But nooo, she wastes those two precious inventory spaces for the items useless for pvp in netharite. We are talking about JUMPERWHO, one of the FOUNDING MEMBERS OF BAT, HEAD OF SPY TEAM, among the most EXPERIENCED PLAYERS, WASTING INVENTORY SPACE! She knows this is a bounty hunter on them, she knows their lives are at stake and yet she WASTES TWO INVENTORY SPACES.

You see my point?

She is possibly one of the smartest members on that team. It doesn't make sense for her to act this way. They all had a heads up too from Derap, ie, she already knew of Cube's capture long before he came to hq, meaning she had more than enough time to gear up and organize her inventory by the time they came, if she were building the hq back up or whatever.

The only rational reason why she would she would even have such useless, space taking items is if she was instructed to have them.

And who else could have instructed her other than the Director, as he had already known about the dandelion from the book to Parrot?

Its the easiest way to explain away the incident, simpler than the whole "future parrot" thingy. The Director instructed Cube to ask for "any random item" (which in itself is kind of sketchy behavior) and Jumper was told to immediately give him the aforementioned items (very ready to give the items too).

and Leo knows too by the way.

Didn't you feel how unfair it was when he fired her? Like both she and and Parrot were responsible for the spy's death and yet she get most of the blame? The only thing she done worse was going behind BAT's back but that was FOR THE TEAM'S BEST INTERESTS! She should have been honored for having done whats right even if it wasn't the plan, like how derap and Parrot got pats on the back before.

Also, Parrot's defense against the accusation being just BAT seeing both of them in the same room is sooo weak, just so easy to stage and even more easier to disprove. Yet, it was enough, especially for Leo.

Leo, who is the most intelligent player, leader of the group.

Jumper has been working with the mafia for a while, obviously a bit before cube (remember how easy it was for Cube to locate and infiltrate hq). This is why she was more inclined to believe in Parrots innocence, she had (possibly) talked to the real Director while she knew Parrot was chilling at hq.

(Also calling bullcrap on Cube saying the Director had not met hi in person, especially with how his was a trembling fearful voice when he said that, the has not more on foot supervisors that we know of,

so Cube most likely got the warehouse treatment, at his front door)

I say that Leo only found out everything at some point after the mole check, or else he wouldn't have pulled that, compromising Parrots position. Jumper most probably explained everything before the the warehouse meeting, confessing her plans to Leo.

Her plan to play double agent for the mafia and the resistance. She's the head of spy team after all. Leo fired her so she herself could completely join the mafia to collect all their info for BAT.

So, in short, Jumper who is Working for the Director, in fact she has been double agenting for a while and Leo knows all about, supporting her plans and firing her so she can fully join the mafia to benefit the BAT.

People always change, whether they wanted or didn't. In the end, we can't be always sure to whom Jumper's loyalty will lie.

Still, she has worked much much longer with BAT which put her loyalties in their favor, but the possibility remains, and we can only truly know when everything is reveled.

That was 1/4 of my UU theories, stay tuned for the rest!

[loneisstarly]

to all the people who havent watched it yet, this is 100% accurate

what do you mean this isn't how the april fools collab went?

[loneisstarly]

oh god the clownpierce one

I don't go here. I just use my photoshop powers for evil. Is this anything?

[loneisstarly]

started cackling so hard my mom took me to the mental hospital

Welp I had a fever and my hands were shaky so here’s some memes pulled from the internet

[loneisstarly]

Did a little doodle of wifies

Think I could be able to full body fanarts soon -_-

[loneisstarly]

Clone Wifies is actually the real wifies + additional points

Main Document:

Additional Points:

-yeah no, the Omziscool debunks are 100% part of the collab's story line.

-im expecting if there is a comeback form Omz mask it would 100% have one of the clone Wifies as its host.

-apparently there is a members only video where it shows Wato (as evilfies) jumping out of the factory and running away. This I say is when wato gives Ken wifies' IP address, wato breaking control of Omz and running away Ken's help but Omz took over by then and without any other excuse as why Wato agreed to meet him, it had to give Ken the IP address

-the "but there was more" video, like I said in the doc, the Infinite maze the main 3 plan on trapping Omz in but one change. The maze/escape room was created by Omz itself (for enemies, rogue experiments etc?) as a prison. After Ken and Wifies defeat Omz, Ken going exploring and thats how he find both the maze and a very confused Wato, prompting the questioning session in 'True Creator'. Omz has by now fled.

-Wato's End Barren's video could possibly be showing what he experienced when he was being mind controlled by the Omz mask to do his bidding. This is especially suggested by the dreamy/hazy vibes of the video, the kinda muffled voices all characters and general vibes of the entire thing as it is how Mind control is usually depicted in popular media. Him constantly talking at the end about 'getting out' could possibly imply not him leaving the End barrens but rather exciting the Mind control state he is in. Maybe this was the Omz mask's way of pacifying Wato, Ken appears for a brief second, corelating when he appeared to convince Wato to give him Wifies' IP address and Wifies appears becuz well... he is stuck with him mind controlled too under the OMz!Wato. Maybe the appearence of Wifies correlates to when in the actual reality Omz!Wato forced Wifies to slove the escape room for him so everything seems normal when Ken barges in. It also shows the Psychological torture the mask uses to keep Wato weak and helpless under his control. The 'Alternate takes of End Barrens' gives a clear view of his mental degradation.

-The Infinite Maze video by Wato just conforms my theory of 'prison' that the trio are making for the Omz mask to trap it in it forever.

-The new End Barrens video just conforms my theory a bit more, and expands it as it clearly shows the mental degradation Wato goes thru. Weaker minds are easier to control and making Wato weak is the mask's goal, highlighted especially by the absolute isolation and the random appearances and disappearances of Ken and Wifies. It also seems the mask is getting desperate too, just as Evilfies/Omz!wato is gets when he realises his plans are failing the moment Ken argues with him and call him out in V2.

-just saw that 2009 scary stories video of Wifies and HOLY CRAP it conforms my theory of him being the Model for all of the Evilfies' clones. Its just his memories coming back of when he was in imprisonment, of him being kidnapped, the mask's obsession with him, of OMZ WANTING TO BE WIFIES, EVERYTHING. "Wifies, smile for me." You tell models to smile for photoshoots and that's whats happening! Wifies is being modelled! Like i said in the document HE IS THE IDEAL MODEL FOR OMZ, so can Omz never be caught again. Never have to run for its sentient life, never fear for imprisonment. All the other Wifies' you see in the video are just Worker Clones who help Omz in his mission!

[loneisstarly]

Keep Thine Enemy Cuddled

Fuck

Can this night get any more worse?

The avain surveyed the man in front of him, blinking blankly. He opened his mouth to sound the alar-

"Santa Claus?"

S-santa, what now?

Is he blind? I look nothing like Santa Claus. I look so much better than th-, Clown shook his head. He need put Parrot back to sleep right now.

Yep, that's me", he played along.

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He made to pull his free from the grip, but he was too hasty. Parrot whined and pulled him back unexpectedly with so much force that he flew over him. The next thing he knew, he was on the other side of the bed, with Parrot half on him, his head on Clown's shoulder, one his wings wrapped around his torso in a loose, but strong grip.

Fuck

Fuck

FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFu-

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Or: An unstoppable force(clown shaped megalomaniac) meets an immovable object (sleepy Birb man).

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61585654

Hey! Just me posting my first fic here which was written and posted like a few months ago -_-

Heard tumbler is a fun place for shippers to hang out and so I came here

The fic is a bit ooc (sorry it's my first) and just crack. I think it's doing good . Idk Ao3 mechanics confuse me bro, almost lost a unfinished fic the other day becuz apparently drafts self destruct after 30 days

So hi !

Im Lone and I'm just here to do some shipping

Nice to meet you

See you around ;)