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kinda funny how similar the words "covert" and "overt" are. it feels like a bad disguise. like someone wearing a cheap wig and glasses and convincing everyone they're a totally different person.

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"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

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favorite word?

changes a lot but my current one is widdershins. its a very old word basically meaning counter clockwise (but predating common use of clocks, so it really means “not following the path of the sun in the northern hemisphere”) but it has the bonus feature of also meaning the wrong way, or at least some unexpected way. so you can describe spiral motion as widdershins, but you can also describe straight line motions as widdershins provided that something sufficiently weird is happening. for example, if a river started flowing backward, you could say it was flowing widdershins.

its just a word with extremely weird vibes. sort of like how left can refer to a direction for us, or like, a general vibe of being sneaky and indirect, or like, opposing norms and tradition. in 600 years our left will be their widdershins. and that pleases me.

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I'm gonna say something to Americans right now and I'm going to beg of you to have some reading comprehension and literacy when I say it and know what I'm talking about.

Your government wants you dead, this year there is no discourse at Pride.

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ALL OF MY TYPO POSTS AND HORRIBLE PUNS ARE GETTING POPULAR AM I CURSED

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)

ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.

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*stepping over my own corpse* sorry about that. it's nice to meet you. yeah don't worry about it, it'll despawn in a few minutes.

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I'm pretty universalist and steadfast in my belief that every single living person on this planet deserves basic human rights, dignity, and respect, but being a 31 year old that calls Andrew Cuomo (a known sex pest with over 30 women he victimized) "Daddy Cuomo" pushes me reaaaaaal close to dropping all of that.

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There’s an argument to be made that they were actually a farmer class because they usually made money through the gathering and sale of livestock

Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

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my love for plain white rice is intense and unhealthy AMA

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*dick comes detached and shoots out the window like a bottle rocket, emitting a harsh whistling noise as it arcs over the treeline and out of sight* I swear that's never happened before.

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I am in the middle of negotations with Staff

To replace the Tumblr blue color

With mahogany wood panels

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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

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