longassr1de

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Have this idea about reader going to watch porn for the first time in a while. It looks like they’re in costumes, the guy has demon horns and a tail… and he doesn’t seem very interested in the girl he’s fucking.

Honestly, he looks bored and his cock is only semi-hard. The lady’s fake moans echoing through the preview even turn you off.

When you click the video and watch, suddenly he looks into the camera and his cock twitches, getting hard.

Then he jumps through your screen! You somehow clicked on incubus porn, and now you’re being pounded by a sexually frustrated incubus.

Your fat pussy just looks so pretty, taking him so well! He’s gonna have to put a claim over your womb now…

He’s never felt this good before, there’s no way he’s leaving without forming some kind of contract with his cute little human toy!

Should I do something with this idea..?

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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

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oh no blowjob for me please! i just wanted to be in this truck stop bathroom stall with you

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guilty! jerking! off!

thank you for your time

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come slap it on my tongue i miss youuu

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A firm, businesslike handjob

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Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

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a treasure found antiquing today

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oh, ok, i see how it is. you “want me to make more noise in bed” but the second i pull out the bagpipes i’m “not taking this seriously”

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if there is a screen

ao3 will be seen

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moan louder baby, i can still hear the intrusive thoughts

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while im talking bad fanfic lubes: rosin is only used with bowed string instruments, not plucked ones! it goes on the bow hairs to make them grip the strings better! most importantly, it comes in a SOLID CAKE and is STICKY. it's literally the opposite of lube. and jaskier thewitcher wouldn't be carrying it around anyway, because he plays THE LUTE

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pussy from a girl with a questionable online presence

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do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now