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I just want you to know sugar rush Sam pulled me out of a bad mood in the matter of seconds, so THANK YOU 🙏

Now I'm wondering what his sugar crash would be like lmao XD

It's no problem mate, I'm glad it made you feel better! Here's a sugar crash Sam for your troubles.

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dan’s cursed form is bigger?

Nah that was just a doodle dump, the actual sizes are somethin like this

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Ough some wrong side sam doodles

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Why does everyone send you asks anonymously... going to your blog makes me feel like I'm in a dark cave with a gay ass lantern and I yell "SHOW YOURSELF!!!!!!!" in an old man voice

HHGGG I dunno why honestly, most of these asks are pretty innocent and not incriminating in the slightest. I guess people will take anonymity when offered, which I can't blame them for OOF. I too will send asks anonymously whenever possible

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What app do you use to draw stuff? I wanna make my first cringey oc

I use Autodesk Sketchbook, uhh I got it back when it was free (which was like 5 years ago RIP free autodesk sketchbook) but it costs money (like 20 USD from what I've seen) to get it now

Some free art programs that I've seen around are IbisPaintX, MediBang Paint, and Krita (just in case you decide 20 bucks isn't worth it ooF)

If you wanna try downloading Sketchbook for free, I think there are some older version downloads still hanging around on the internet, but it looks like a lot of the websites hosting these free downloads are very sus so I'd recommend proceeding with caution if you decide to do this.

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Nooo :,(

i'm sorry anon but this is simply how things must be.

Ok for real though the bimonthly upload schedule will give me more time to write and edit for the fic while still giving me time to rend my hands into dust via drawing and playing video games.

It'll also give me some time to work on my other fics, which is good because I should probably work on those and not let my months worth of backlogged chapters run out and have nothing left for the Resident Evil and Dead Space fans

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Hey look outside chat i might bump down weekly updates to just twice a month, just a heads up

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does have extra pairs of teeth in his cursed form or does he just have his adult teeth and that’s it?

You've just given me a horrible excuse to start rambling about wrong side sam's anatomy.

So yeah, he only has two pairs of teeth. However, they do grow back extremely quickly, like within a day or so. He's got a gecko-like tongue because he will always be a giant gecko in my heart (I'm still contemplating if I should let him lick his eyes).

He also still has a uvula because he lives in Montréal and speaking French is a requirement. Fun fact: apparently the uvula is a human thing, and other animals don't really have it. All of his uvulas trigger the gag reflex still, but he can only regurgitate from his lowest mouth.

This is because his lowest esophagus is the only one that attaches to his proventriculus, which allows him to expel undigestible material in a pellet-like fashion (think of what owls do).

Sam's anatomy is really fucked up too by the way, along with having 33 mouths he also has 33 esophagi, 33 tracheae, and 33 lungs. This allows him to eat and talk at the same time.

His ribs are snake-like in the sense that he doesn't have a sternum, so all of his ribs are floating to allow for maximum flexibility. Don't ask me how his arms and legs attach to the skeleton. It's magic cosmic horror bullshittery. (Also yes his spine is made of vertebrae I was just too lazy to draw it as such)

Sam's original brain is a lot larger than a normal human brain, which allows him to process more sensory information better without being overwhelmed. This paired with his secondary "brain" located lower on his spine allows him to pretty much process all of his visual information seamlessly, AKA this is my excuse as to why I didn't focus on the issues that would come with having 256 eyes.

If you think this anatomy is really convoluted and biologically impossible you'd be right, but so is like every other cursed's anatomy ever OOF

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uwu how's it feel to be the cutest boy on the block?

also you draw Sam really cool :D

GUH THANKS MATE

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Do you think that once they realise they go through a toothbrush every two days the toothy characters would use those thing else? Like a car buffer

They probably would if they could find one

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Oh, jeez, I'm sorry you got nsfw asks. I know you aren't into that thing; hopefully you won't get anymore.

Thanks mate, I don't wanna be mean to the person who sent it because they didn't know that that was something I was uncomfortable with until I made my post.

If the person who sent the NSFW ask is reading this I jus wanna let you know I'm not mad or anything, we're chill

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Is there a way to favourite posts? There’s stuff I like but I don’t wanna forget who posted them

I think the closest you can get to favoriting posts is tagging them as such when you reblog

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HI CHAT SO ABOUT THE ASKS

Uh I love getting asks but please keep them SFW

Please and thank you that's all have a great day chat

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Bro Sam could fuck someone over if he mimicked their voice skillfully enough

He definitely could, thankfully he's too stupid to figure out the art of voice acting. Maybe. Probably. Hopefully.

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Give the boy a melatonin gummy to help his anxiety

He definitely needs it yeah

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Make Sam find a brownie in the fic and then eat it, discover it’s a weed brownie and he eats too many enemies bc those munchies be rough with his bigger body. Horrifying his party because he ate a bus ful of cursed/rats (plssss)

I'm afraid sam on weed would be too powerful for this world

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ez solution to zooms Sam; put his ass on a treadmill to generate enough electricity to power the apartment complex

I'm not sure there's a treadmill large enough for him to use...