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I reeeeally hate pilots yall smell so fucking bad and stop spraying your shitty cologne in my fucking lobby

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When somebody asks “How do I refer to a non binary person formally instead of sir or ma’am” and you answer “do not refer to me” that doesn’t answer their question actually

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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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i was a kid asking questions like "when you say to rate my pain on a scale of 1 to 10 do you mean relative to what i have experienced before or what i could theoretically experience in the future because what if i say 8 and then later i get twenty billion papercuts and i realise relative to that this pain is a 1" and they would reply "just focus on what you know, you literally had your foot ran over by a ford focus" and id say "well exactly but it could have been both feet which i know would surely be worse" and it still took years to diagnose me as autistic

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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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can anyone tell me why tumblr is suddenly even more annoying than my fucking facebook feed

why are all these random blogs i don't follow showing up

I've turned off everything that could be doing it like showing posts my followers/following likes

get the fuck out of here random posts I don't give?? two shits about?????

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I've been really struggling with finding a point to do 'good' things

Walking regularly didn't make me feel good Eating healthy didn't make me feel good Only drinking water didn't make me feel good Taking my meds regularly didn't make me feel good

I can't fucking stand listening to people who insist doing all this will make me Feel Good because it doesn't so what's the point??

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one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism

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@drchinfat

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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Reading this chapter during pride month was kind of comical...

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blablabla

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Silly sketches

no references, just vibe

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pride

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he's in love don't mind him

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Looking For Friends

Heyo, feels weird to be putting out a post like this but here I am, in need of more social interaction than I'm currently getting LOL So interact or message me if you like any of the following and are over the age of 18

1. Video Games

Phasmophobia Headliners Minecraft Horror games (especially CO-OP) in general Stardew Valley The Forest/Sons of the Forest

2. Shows Anime (FMAB, BNA, BNHA, Hellsing, others) Crime shows (Bones, Criminal Minds, the Mentalist, etc) 3. Crafts Crochet Drawing Painting Jewelry Making Embroidery Cross stitch 4. Reptiles

I primarily talk on Discord, have two jobs (only one during the cold months), am neurodivergent and can chat your ear off no problem.