loonatics-shitpost-quotes
loonatics-shitpost-quotes
Taken for Granted
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Karmun's(revolutions-per-roadrunner) shitpost side blog for Loonatics Unleashed.(basically an inccorrect quotes blog but shitty)
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 7 years ago
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Danger Duck:Who the fuck are you?*points at Daffy* Daffy:Who the Fuck are you?!*points back at Danger Duck* Danger:I asked you first! Daffy:I asked you second!
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 7 years ago
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Random person:Hey Ace,how did you and Lexi meet?
Ace:Well…we bumped into eachother and our books fell
Random person:Awe
Ace:and i saw dat ass and i was like ‘DAAAAMN!’
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 7 years ago
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Tech:Rev im afraid your HIV is positive..
Rev:Tech are you positive?!
Tech:No Rev,you’re positive
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 7 years ago
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Duck: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A GREMLIN?
Plucky: I’m Plucky Duck! And I’m not a gremlin I’m in 8th grade!
Duck: whatever just don’t feed that thing after midnight.
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 7 years ago
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Rev: my little brothers at that stage in his life where he only has one thing on his mind.
Tech:..boys?
Rip: HOMICIDE.
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 7 years ago
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Rev, playing piano: Go suck a dick, suck a dick, suck a motherfucking diiiick~
Rip: Suck a diiiick, suck a huge or small one~
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 7 years ago
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Tech: it's wednesday my dudes
Tech, screaming into the camera: aa a a a aA  AA A A A A AA A A A
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 7 years ago
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Lexi: *in the cereal aisle w Ace* Lexi: *sees Kix cereals* Lexi: *KICKS THEM* Ace: HAH
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 7 years ago
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Rev: Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients
Rev: like zero trans fat! and OMG Cholesterol! 
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 7 years ago
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Tech: I'VE LITERALLY GOT SO MUCH TO DO I'M LIKE FREAKIN- Ace: calm down. relaxation... chill out! stop screaming!
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 7 years ago
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Tech: Fist me Duck: wh-WHAT Tech: *holds out a fist to fistbump* Duck: oh… OH! Oh.. Good God what the fuck
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 7 years ago
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Rev: we're trying to cook, and it;s not quite-
Ace: REV MY EARS ARE STUCK IN THE TOASTER AGAIN
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 7 years ago
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Lexi: Viral sensation? Like that cute sneezing panda??
Ace: Or all those weird pictures of me?
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 7 years ago
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Tech: Genius is my middle name!
Duck: I thought your middle name was 'E'
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 8 years ago
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Tech: I have the sex appeal of a math book.
Ace: idk man, I’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”.
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 8 years ago
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Submissions and Asks Now Open!
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loonatics-shitpost-quotes · 8 years ago
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Rev: programming is homophobic
Tech:..? Explain????
Rev: it inconveniences me.
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