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I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back

Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it

Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it

Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

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WDYM I MADE THIS ACCOUNT 6 YEARS AGO

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Can we have Mike and Ennard bonding :)

Michael knows damn well he doesn’t have the weight to set off a creaky floorboard. With a couple dozen pounds of metal endoskeleton, however…

Ennard pulls this stunt every once in a while—with varying degrees of success. Eventually it basically becomes a game between the two of them to see how long Ennard can get away with not being noticed. Michael eventually stops really caring, but it does tend to creep out the rest of the Aftons, lol.

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Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

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Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

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i was watching a blind, deaf, and mute baking challenge video because the thumbnail made me giggle and it reminded me of them

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Loonywolf_art Lexicon:

- GRGRGGGRRRRR: good, I love it, either my favorite character or a comfort one

- GGRRRR >:( : I am upset about it

- :O : I am speechless, amazes

- >:3 : I am thinking of evil stuff / teasing

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Pierce is an ugly baby

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what my two mains are doing when im not playing them

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I want to write a self insert fanfic, but I can't. The mental barrier that was placed upon me messes with my brain to the point that it hurts. I just want to be happy with my comfort character

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