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Estate sale and a NES game

So I just came back from an estate sale and I found this. It's a really good find! The thing is, the cover reminds me of the NES game Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom {Image below}. I think it's the art style and the drawing of the eggplant.

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please ask me things

i will get to all of them

Nobody gets judged (unless they are a zoo/pedo/better violist)

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

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Agreed.

It’s screenshot friday. Click for full images

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dang I guess im as tall as an inkling

okay so this is less of a question and more of something fun to think about.... inklings are suggested to be really small right? like probably just a couple feet tall? so just imagine how small and tiny chum and smallfry are :0

I’m in the boat of Inklings being approximately five or so feet tall, it’s just that many other sea creatures are larger than they are (see: Sea Angels). So the world has to compensate for them as well, not just the socially dominant Inklings. Which is why doorways, buildings, and even objects like bicycles and food boxes are significantly larger than we’d think they should be compared to the very humanoid Inklings. I mean, you can’t feed a narwhal with the teeny cereal boxes we have!

Chum are actually around the same height as Inklings are, give or take ! You also have to keep in mind that most of the boss Salmonids are roughly the same size as Chums, which would make it even sillier if they were smaller than Inklings. Then you have Cohocks, who are positively MASSIVE… And don’t get me started on Maws and Steelheads. 

(Image provided by @grade-a-salmonid​)

So it’s more like… Smallfry are the ones that are only a foot or two tall, heheh. Since they’re very likely toddlers, it makes sense!

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i wanted to see this laater

Happy Little Workers comic Awareness

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idk he told me to

HATERS WILL SEE YOU TELEPORT AND BE LIKE "HE CANT AFFORD PATCH 1.1.1"

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im straight but my blog is a safe space for queer people

HAPPY NO BITCHES DAY YOOO

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hehehe

Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

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Orchestra room find

I was in my school's orchestra room and I found this.

I pricked my finger on it, so I guess it came true.

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Incidents

Reblog with the weirdest incident youve ever been in

The gnome incident

The Gorham Grandma Trials

That thing with the potato

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A strange exerience

This may not seem real, but it happened. I was walking home from school with my sister @lemon16 when I saw my mom leaning over the ground with my grandma's new husband standing next to her. We went over to see what was wrong and he said that the house was flooding and the bathtub was on high. My grandma does not let anyone into her house besides her husband, so we could not see. She then came out and gave us a dandelion picker and told us to turn some knob that it would fit in. We spent a good 3 minutes poking around in the water main to see what was up. Then a friend of mine came over and we continued to poke around. He said that he saw me leaning over a water main and came over to see waht was going on. He thought that me or my sister was violently ill. Eventually, we turned something off and went home.

Update: My dad came home as I was writing this and said that the water started pouring into the walls. We did something I guess.

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Straight guy, Inkling girl

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What

I was playing salmon run and I got this death message... what

It's a bit hard to see since I took this on my several year old laptop, but it says "Splatted by Chinook!" Anybody else ever gotten this?

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Pet tier list

I don't like dogs despite living with one.

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I was never a fan of the dog, and never have been a fan of dogs.

Guys I’m actually kinda curious now,, why do you think you have your nonhuman identity?

For me personally it’s the fact I was lonely and animals gave me a sense of comfort.

Anyways!! What is your story? :3

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