>Nutty Noon is planning to secede from Popstar and go into space because people won’t stop calling its most famous landmark the Nut Tower. Yea they’re taking all of it and leaving. Yes there’s gonna be a big hole in the planet where it was. No I’m not sure who’s gonna put a fence around it yet. Also they’re threatening to declare war on anyone who starts calling it the nut hole. Sorry if this news throws a wrench in anyone’s plans to see the Nut Tower. Maybe you can go to see the Nut Hole instead
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Ever thought about getting an aquarium?
“>Briefly, but they have a lot of the same issues as having any other pet would. That, and setting an actually good one up would take a pretty sizable financial investment, both just for the initial setup and aquatic creatures and the things needed for basic upkeep. Even just a small tank would require a lot of maintenance and upkeep to keep it clean and healthy, and that’d all fall on Magolor to do due to the usual reasons. I think it’s also worth mentioning fish is his favorite kind of food.”
Plus, though she doesn’t say it, it’d feel at least a little awkward any time the animal friends were over. Even if Kine has told everyone he doesn’t really consider himself to be the same as just any old non-sapient fish, the odds of it directly or indirectly leading to an awkward situation would definitely not be nonexistent.
“>It’s just a weird problem to deal with all around. If I had hands I’d be unstoppable…”
Unstoppable as in being an infinite fount of big mom energy, that is. And maybe a few other ways, too.
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--Aaand Time! It's been a long ride, but finals have finally wrapped up! It's been some really close matches-- and some pretty surprising outcomes-- but it looks like we can finally answer the world's most burning question...
Everyone say thank you to our dear Solemn Lament for their efforts-- and give a loud applause for our very own Miss Director for pulling through to the final leg of the race! 🎉 I sure am glad there's absolutely no other Angelas to contend w-- OH SHIT!!!
And here comes the Floor of General Works with the Steel Chair!!! One more little push, just for a little fun: here comes the Lightning Rounds! Five polls over five days, to really put our girl to the test! The outcome? We'll Certainly Find Out! See you all in an hour, and Get Ready! ✨
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☕️☕️☕️🫖☕️☕️☕️
>Having strayed from its herd— known colloquially as a ‘party’— this teapot has become easy prey for a pride of coffee. Or perhaps… a new friend?
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what is your opinion on piracy
“>I think classical piracy is kind of cringe on account of the violence for money. But modern piracy can be ok, especially if it’s something that isn’t available from the original owners that sells online for ridiculous marked-up prices for no reason! You just gotta be reasonable about it. But uhh, for legal reasons let’s just say I’m not condoning, encouraging, or endorsing it. It’s just that if a copy of a game or movie someone didn’t pay for appears in their possession or manifests on their computer, I think it’s fair to chalk that up to magic forces acting in their favor.”
The mysterious movie-watching game-playing online-book-reading forces must really like Magolor. He would never do something that’s against the law, and Lor would never look the other way if he did…
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“Join Me for Tea and Lies” Preview
“Now arriving at docking distance of the Battleship Halberd.”
The Lor’s voice rang in Magolor’s head. Despite the voice not being out loud for anyone to hear, his ears still twitched like they were hit with vocal soundwaves. He quickly straightened his posture after leaning on the control panel for so long and adjusted his scarf.
Today was going to be everything.
An invitation to the Halberd by Meta Knight himself was something not to be taken lightly.
In all honestly, he still wasn’t sure if he was dreaming or not when Meta Knight contacted him. Their friendship went from tense neutral terms to ‘let’s have a friendly visit’ so fast that it made him dizzy just thinking about it.
“Okay, okay, big day. This is a big day. Well, maybe not a big day, but big event! In a sentimental sense, not necessarily a numerical sense.” Magolor realized that he was pacing. And rambling. And breathing kind of heavy. “Am I freaking out too much?”
“Yes,” the Lor simply replied.
“AGH!” Magolor tugged on the ears of his hood in frustration. He crossed his non-existent arms and leaned on the wall. “This is like my first hang out with Kirby all over again. But somehow worse.”
“It is okay to be panicked about this. I recall you telling me about Meta Knight’s initial reaction to your return to Planet Popstar. This is quite a sudden change between the two of you.”
The mage’s ears lowered. He floated back over to the control panel and looked at the screen. The Halberd was quickly approaching. He sighed.
“I’m not ‘panicked.’ I’m just…excited in all the worst ways. Or…nervous in all the best ways? You get what I mean.”
“I do not. But I shall pretend that I do.”
“Uh…thanks…”
Magolor shook his head. He knew the Lor meant well. They just had their own…special way of expressing it. But he still appreciated their support nonetheless.
Another glance at the screen showed the Lor pulling up to the side of the Halberd. Which meant it was time to go. However, he took a moment to check his reflection on the shiny floor. His outfit had been slightly altered over the past few months. New gloves with stars on them and a heart scarf buckle from Kirby. And the ears of his hood had a slightly different pattern thanks to some sewing lessons from Bandana Dee. All in all, he didn’t look bad.
Magolor even dared to think that he looked nice.
But it always helped to get a second opinion.
“Alright, Lor, how do I look?”
“Like you always do.”
Magolor’s ears flattened, “That doesn’t help me!”
“Would you rather I say that you look bad?”
“Mmph…” the mage huffed in irritation.
“I am joking. You look very nice. Wearing the accessories your friends gave you will help in showing Meta Knight how much you have changed. Also, it is very cute.”
“I thank you for everything but the last part. I’m not cute.”
“Yes you are.”
“No, I’m not!”
“I thought you had sworn off lying?”
“I’M LEAVING NOW!” Magolor shouted, his ears twitching in anger. The Lor could be such a parent to him. It drove him insane.
…Most of the time.
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