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some of the best tweets from the last few days

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#pansexual thor confirmed

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peter parker: hey captain carol look at this cool picture of me on this pride flag!

carol: wow that’s cool man

peter parker: yeah! i took it on the anniversary of gay marriage being legalized! 

carol: 

carol: 

carol: the anniversary of WHAT BEING LEGALIZED 

peter parker: gay m—-wait where are you going????

carol, flying out the window: LOUISIANA 

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Super Arm Wrestling

 …In a galaxy not far away :v

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It is a common tactic for the abuser to reverse accusations and accuse their victim of abuse and you guys are always either falling for that or looking for opportunities to accuse women of abusing their abusers. It’s not progressive. You’re not “one of the good feminists” for believing obvious cis male abusers when they try to accuse to their victim of abuse. Seriously I get it, you wanna be one of the “good feminists” who are willing to acknowledge that cis men get abused too! Okay! You can do that! But stop being fucking stupid about it.

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the lesbian power is strong

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tbh spider-man is such a chill superhero you could ask him to escort you home bc you don’t feel safe and he’d be like ‘ok sure no sweat’ I’m sure he’d even help you with your groceries meanwhile the other avengers be like ‘the world isn’t in danger so you don’t need my help’

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Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”

Like…did Thor just wingman me?

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its been a thousand years, do you really expect me to remember?

we have no idea when thor’s birthday is it could be today happy birthday thor

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thor watching that captain marvel trailer: hey valkyrie you should date this girl,, valkyrie put down your drink and come look @ this funky little lesbian

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"You know I'm always up for a good fight with a purpose."

He nodded to Tony and Bruce, "especially with friends. and of the course the preservation of revolutionary science, blah blah."

@shakinghands-steadyheart @earth-is-closed-today @owen-saurus

The Beginning

Owen pulled into the driveway, his broken down pickup truck clashing with the lavish mansion in front of him. But he didn’t let the glamorize lifestyle intimidate him. In fact, he made sure to get his shoes a little extra dirty as he made his way up to the door. If some mystery person was going to demand he show up at a mansion in the middle of nowhere, with absolutely no idea as to why, they were going to get their house a little dirty.

Owen knocked firmly on the door, his knuckles barely leaving the wood before his foot started to tap impatiently.

The door swung open to reveal an elderly woman, her face stretched out in a kind smile.

“Mister Grady!” she said, the warmness of her voice making Owen feel a bit guilty. “We’re so glad you could make it. Come in, come in.”

Owen nodded politely as the woman ushered him inside. She walked briskly down the large hallway, her footsteps echoing off the sparkling clean walls.

Just as Owen was getting over his shock and preparing to ask her what this was all about, she came to a sudden stop. She pushed open a large, walnut door and gestured for Owen to step inside.

“Thank you,” muttered Owen, though the door was already closing behind him.

Inside the room was a large desk. On one side were five large, squishy chairs. On the other side was a man Owen had never seen before. He was wearing a dark grey suit and a smile not unlike that of a business man.

“Mister Gray,” smiled the man, hurrying to shake Owen’s hand. “My name is Eli Mills, thank you for being here.”

“No problem,” Owen said, awkwardly letting the man clasp his hand. “Mind letting me know what I’m doing here.”

“I’m afraid I’ll have to wait until the others show up,” Eli said. “Don’t worry, I’m sure they won’t be long. In the meantime, sit down, make yourself comfortable. Can I get you anything to drink?”

Owen plopped himself down in the nearest chair. “Beer?”

He had a feeling he might be here awhile.

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Thor completely ignored the hand in favor of a bone crushing hug.

"Very good, Bruce, very busy with the mess on Asgard."

He pulled away to look at the rest of the room's occupants.

"And you, Tony, almost always a pleasure to see you before inevitable disaster strikes."

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The Beginning

Owen pulled into the driveway, his broken down pickup truck clashing with the lavish mansion in front of him. But he didn’t let the glamorize lifestyle intimidate him. In fact, he made sure to get his shoes a little extra dirty as he made his way up to the door. If some mystery person was going to demand he show up at a mansion in the middle of nowhere, with absolutely no idea as to why, they were going to get their house a little dirty.

Owen knocked firmly on the door, his knuckles barely leaving the wood before his foot started to tap impatiently.

The door swung open to reveal an elderly woman, her face stretched out in a kind smile.

“Mister Grady!” she said, the warmness of her voice making Owen feel a bit guilty. “We’re so glad you could make it. Come in, come in.”

Owen nodded politely as the woman ushered him inside. She walked briskly down the large hallway, her footsteps echoing off the sparkling clean walls.

Just as Owen was getting over his shock and preparing to ask her what this was all about, she came to a sudden stop. She pushed open a large, walnut door and gestured for Owen to step inside.

“Thank you,” muttered Owen, though the door was already closing behind him.

Inside the room was a large desk. On one side were five large, squishy chairs. On the other side was a man Owen had never seen before. He was wearing a dark grey suit and a smile not unlike that of a business man.

“Mister Gray,” smiled the man, hurrying to shake Owen’s hand. “My name is Eli Mills, thank you for being here.”

“No problem,” Owen said, awkwardly letting the man clasp his hand. “Mind letting me know what I’m doing here.”

“I’m afraid I’ll have to wait until the others show up,” Eli said. “Don’t worry, I’m sure they won’t be long. In the meantime, sit down, make yourself comfortable. Can I get you anything to drink?”

Owen plopped himself down in the nearest chair. “Beer?”

He had a feeling he might be here awhile.

@earth-is-closed-today @banners-of-bruce @lord-of-thunder-and-lesbians @stephenstrange-stark

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Thor walked to the mansion in what Peter called 'street clothes' after creating his own slightly scorched landing pad behind the towering building.

He walked to the door and knocked with what was probably too much gusto, but he really did love these cryptic missions.

Someone led him to an open door with sweet eyes and he stepped into the doorway.

"Sorry I'm late, Asgard doesn't really have a direct flight to wherever this top secret place is."

He took another step into the room, still a little uneasy with the absence of a hammer in his hand and armor on his body.

But someone he always missed dearly was now taking up most his attention.

"Bruce, I have missed you, my brother!"

@banners-of-bruce @earth-is-closed-today @owen-saurus

The Beginning

Owen pulled into the driveway, his broken down pickup truck clashing with the lavish mansion in front of him. But he didn’t let the glamorize lifestyle intimidate him. In fact, he made sure to get his shoes a little extra dirty as he made his way up to the door. If some mystery person was going to demand he show up at a mansion in the middle of nowhere, with absolutely no idea as to why, they were going to get their house a little dirty.

Owen knocked firmly on the door, his knuckles barely leaving the wood before his foot started to tap impatiently.

The door swung open to reveal an elderly woman, her face stretched out in a kind smile.

“Mister Grady!” she said, the warmness of her voice making Owen feel a bit guilty. “We’re so glad you could make it. Come in, come in.”

Owen nodded politely as the woman ushered him inside. She walked briskly down the large hallway, her footsteps echoing off the sparkling clean walls.

Just as Owen was getting over his shock and preparing to ask her what this was all about, she came to a sudden stop. She pushed open a large, walnut door and gestured for Owen to step inside.

“Thank you,” muttered Owen, though the door was already closing behind him.

Inside the room was a large desk. On one side were five large, squishy chairs. On the other side was a man Owen had never seen before. He was wearing a dark grey suit and a smile not unlike that of a business man.

“Mister Gray,” smiled the man, hurrying to shake Owen’s hand. “My name is Eli Mills, thank you for being here.”

“No problem,” Owen said, awkwardly letting the man clasp his hand. “Mind letting me know what I’m doing here.”

“I’m afraid I’ll have to wait until the others show up,” Eli said. “Don’t worry, I’m sure they won’t be long. In the meantime, sit down, make yourself comfortable. Can I get you anything to drink?”

Owen plopped himself down in the nearest chair. “Beer?”

He had a feeling he might be here awhile.

@earth-is-closed-today @banners-of-bruce @lord-of-thunder-and-lesbians @stephenstrange-stark

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Bruce: I’m a big country fan

Thor, trying to impress him: China is very large

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i can confirm

imagine if odin wasn’t a trick ass bitch and thor loki And hela were like actual siblings without all the issues,,,they really would’ve killed thanos Dumbass for fun on like a weekend mission

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it truly does capture my essence @abbycadabra-is-bi

son of odin, king of asgard, god of thunder, protector of lesbians 💖

instagram - twitter - redbubble - please don’t repost!!

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I appreciate the acknowledgment @thespectacularbidermanpeter but you have to pad your suit

Peter + Thor