Just returned to the mortal plane after getting my ass kicked in Hyrule Warriors for thirty minutes straight. My cat tried to bite me and I hit him with a B-B-B-Y-Y(hold) combo.
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When life gives you citrons, crossbreed them with bitter oranges and squeeze juice from the resulting hybrid, sweeten the juice, and then sell it at reasonable prices to build up your economic empire held together by the miracle of lemons.
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What is a man to a king?
What is a king to a god?
What is a god to a nonbeliever?
What is a nonbeliever to a well-aimed rock?
#if i have to live with these thoughts so do the rest of you#Top Ten Rap Battles of All Time: Atheist vs Accurately Thrown Rock
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This thing.

We do not trust this thing.
If there's one thing that's given me trust issues, it's Zelda companions not often being who you think.
Look at that smug little thing. It knows we seek its knowledge. It mocks us.
#the legend of zelda#echoes of wisdom#bro just shows up and gives you a free cool thing? with no ulterior motive?#UNLIKELY#he might be Link tho
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AAAA IT'S HAPPENING
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All I'm saying, fellas

Is that the series finale of Young Jedi Adventures is gonna be wild.
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So.
I've learned that there is going to be an Among Us show. The trailer released and everything.
On top of that, in the cast list stands one name that stood out for no apparent reason.
Elijah Wood.
He's Frodo Baggins in the LotR films.
How did they get Elijah freaking Wood to be the green crewmate in an Among Us show?
#among us#lord of the rings#elijah wood#what reality do we live in where this is possible#like#he's Elijah freaking Wood
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Should the next Zelda game be open world like BOTW & TotK, or linear like the prior games? Why?
I think it should be open world in the same sense that OoT was, with certain areas being more accessible once you get items to progress(i.e. getting the hookshot to enter the Forest Temple.)
So, open world, but with linear setup.
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