#delusional

[sugarstrawberryshortcake]

[tomssexdoll]

haii againn :> so this could be headcannons or whatever you think is best but like reader and bill who’ve been together since 2007 or 2008 and basically like their life throughout the years if that makes sense? so like reader isn’t apart of the band but they decide to join them on tour so them and bill don’t spend so much time apart and them and the rest of the band are super duper close friends too and then them spending time w bill and getting married around 2014 when they aren’t touring anymore yk and all the way up to 2024 (present)? this seems like a lot omg and confusing but we’re all delusional i’ll give u a kissy kiss

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Relationship headcannons Bill

NSFW CONTENTS MIXED IN!!!

2008

You and Bill first get together

Super shy at first

Boasts about you ALL the time

Brings you to band practice all the time

Walks you to school and back home

Eats you out and the tongue piercing hitting your clit is ADDICTING

2009

Super close

Brings you to band practice ofc

Loves when you spend time with Gustav, Tom and Georg, it makes him feel closer to you

Loves when you play with his dreads

LOVES cuddling you

could cuddle you all day if he could

Makes you breakfast in bed when he can

Gets you the best presents

2010

Takes you to the humanoid tour

Introduced you to the fans at the end of the concert

Talks about you non stop in interviews

Loves when you wash his hair in the shower

Teases you so hard

Talks about proposing to you to the guys all the time

2011-2013

Proposes to you

Showers you with gifts

especially when coming back from a tour

Loves to cook and clean with you

Still talks about you non stop in interviews

Smoking on the porch is a must every few nights

Cuddles with you and watches whatever movie you want

Date nights at home

Clubbing every 3 weeks

2014

The wedding happens

He cries when he sees you in your dress

Kissing you passionately when the priest says you can

Dances very dirty with you when you both get drunk

Before getting drunk he dances slowly with you, savouring the moment

Does the wedding garter toss (hehehe)

Fucks the SHIT out of you when you get home

Eats a lot of cake at the wedding

Finally buying your first house together

Lots of renovating

You love his blonde hair

You help him with touring a lot

You help him with music videos and cds

2015-2020

Closer then ever

Spend every day together

He loves taking you on cute dates

Gets you flowers every week

Sex is AMAZING

Cuddling every night

More renovations

You find out you're pregnant

Bill builds a nursery for you

you love the nursery and it brings you EVEN CLOSER

You give birth to a healthy baby girl in 2018

Super loving and caring

Helped you so much during pregnancy and after birth

Best father ever

Took a while off touring to help you and the baby

2021-2024

You had another baby

He loves taking the kids out

Dresses them in cute clothes

Super loving towards you

Still takes you out on cute dates

Makes Tom and the others babysit hehe

SEX IS STILL AMAZINGGGG

Comforts you when you express your insecurities after having kids

Reminds you how much he loves you and always will

Gets you flowers every week as usual

Lets you splurge on toys and clothes for the kids

Built a lot of things for the kids

Tom is the best uncle and gives the best presents

Cuddles every night after putting the kids to bed

He cleans and you cook

tags: @tomscumdump @itsmealaiah @tomscumdoll @charliesgoodboy @20doozers @syylss @ge-billsgf @ballhair @miyukafujii @tomkaulitzloverr

[bebesophie]

[thepsychicsmind]

rip Remus Lupin, you would've loved listening to Cardigan.

[elowmojo]

"Yup! I'm okay!"

[dhallai]

Since we're all doing oc art I just thought I'd thrown in my self insert! I love manipulation Milo the most so I chose him to do the little chart! Definitely would be fighting over who's the little spoon and who loves each other more lol. As for the little Eris and me drawing, If my character was actually in the game, I can imagine they're either besties, or enemies. They both have the same sick fantasies I bet of having someone obsess over them so much so I imagine Eris and her fighting over Milo. Though I also imagine them gossiping about people in the school and having fun together messing with people! Anyways I'll probably do a full body art of her just so everyone can fully see her lol :3

[notdelusionalatall]

~I been drinkin' Jack and Coke a lot Suckin' on my lollipops Listenin' to my hard rock mu-mu-mu-music Thinkin' 'bout you quite a lot Smokin' all my cigarettes Missin' what we used to got You-you-you-you kid~

[cottoncandywhispers]

ttpd lyrics to me feel like that moment of anger, sadness and despair you feel in the middle of an anxiety attack/crying that you've been holding in for a long time. it's like the explosion of everything all at once

[angelgigisworld]

[cyberiapinksosa333]

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

[classycookiexo]

[r0ttinginmyr00m]

.𖥔 ݁ ˖₊˚.⋆⭒˚｡⋆⊹₊ ⋆.𖥔 ݁ ˖

[bebesophie]

[starsm00n]

Is he a scary man covered in blood? Or is he my baby girl? Spot the difference

[disgustedlyscattereddd]

headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest