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     She picks up her can of huffspray.  

                                                                 “do i need to use this.”

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     Sometimes she remembered her home. She never really wanted to go back to it ( there was nothing to really go back to anyway ) but sometimes it just felt weird to remember. 

     Yonaka sat deep in thought, going over her past in her mind again. All noise seemed to be drowned out by this point. This was probably not a good idea, but it seemed her mind always wandered regardless. 

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                               THIS WORLD                                                               IS SO                                                                              BORING

{I FOLLOW BACK FROM @fishboneprincess}

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Look up your muse’s name in the GIF search.  Post the first result.

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   Yonaka’s eyes narrowed and she looked up to the man with a mostly blank expression ( although suspicion was clearly seen too ). Nobody came to Mogeko Castle, not even near it. 

     The self-proclaimed God was quick to turn people back. For everyone’s safety. 

              “hmph. i should be asking you that. is there a reason for you trespassing?” 

     Her speech was a bit defensive, but her voice sounded flat and monotone. 

@lordprosciutto requested a deadly starter

                                 Two golden eyes,      like two perfect suns      , just stared.               predator inspecting what petty prey dared to come too close to the being above godhood itself               Slender arms folded,  scrawny stature unnaturally tall like a mountain  . The creator was neither displeased nor drowning in exhilaration.               pallid expression as cold && dry as arctic wastelands

“  What do you desire?      i despise having my time wasted      .  ”

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injured memes

“ oh my god what happened? ”

“ you’re bleeding! why are you bleeding? ”

“ who did this to you? ”

“ that’s… a lot of blood ”

“ i think… it’s broken ”

“ can you move? does it hurt? ”

“ we need to get you to a hospital ”

“ what are you talking about? this is not just a scratch ”

“ it’s just a scratch ”

“ it’s nothing, i’m totally fine ”

“ that’s not supposed to bend that way ”

“ what the hell did you do? ”

“ don’t you pass out on me ”

“ i’m just so tired ”

“ hey, whoa, you alright there? ”

“ i just need to sit down for a minute ”

“ let me carry you ”

“ it won’t stop bleeding! ”

“ you’re gonna be just fine, i promise ”

“ hey! i said stay awake! ”

“ tell me what hurts ”

“ does it hurt when i do this? ”

“ ow! that hurts! ”

“ i’m fine, i can walk, just give me a minute ”

“ it was an accident ”

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:: Maybe once I get this blog off the ground I’ll go back to my Moge-kov blog. I never actually used it and I really do love her. i want her to step on me

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Yonakurai

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Would you be open to roleplaying with another Yonaka?

:: I’d love to! I think having two of them react to each other would be really cool. :0

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:: Starter call! Like for a starter

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Send “Inventory Add: _____” And give My Muse an Item for them to put in their Inventory and use later on in a RP, send whatever you want and see how they react to it..

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     She adjusted her hat a bit, before taking it off and inspecting it closer. How was there still blood on it? Blood wasn’t something she particularly minded, it was more the fact that it made her hair feel weird. 

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:: I was gonna do more greeters but I surprisingly got more followers than I thought I would sooooo like this post for a starter. I'm also open for plotting. :0

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     Yonaka got a sense of deja vu, hearing the girl speak. Well, in any case, it appeared the Mogekos hadn’t attempted to harass her. Honestly, it was probably best Yonaka had found her first. 

     The God observed the other for a few moments, taking in her appearance. The extended silence was getting a bit awkward, even to Yonaka, so she let out a sigh before taking a few steps towards her. 

                “ come and stay, if you want. i’ll make sure none of the mogekos try anything. ”

The witch has gotten lost in such a dark woods, jumping and running at every slight sound that could be heard. Though she has come across a large building, guessing to be a castle. When she entered a stranger came over, giving a simple question. From observation, she seemed to be a teen… Who was wearing a yellow… Thing?

Wadanohara almost took a step back, still frightened from the events of those eerie woods.

“ Ah… I… “

She cleared her throat a bit, trying to finish her sentence.

“ I came here because I got lost in the woods, it was hitting dawn and I’m afraid to be stuck there in the dark… I hope you don’t mind…? “ 

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:: Hey! Would you be willing to like/reblog this if you'd be willing to RP with a Lord Prosciutto Yonaka? Thank you lots!

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:: fun fact: i broke my toe tonight and should probably go to the doctor considering how bad it is but also nah