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Before you do something stupid, just think “Would Uncle Iroh be disappointed in me?” If so, don’t do it.

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“I don’t know how I managed to break so many wands. I.. I know I drum with my wands a lot, so I bang them against my leg with some rhythm, and that’s when people ask, “Can you drum, then?” and I say no, no of course not.”

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love is a weird thing like

you just pick a human and you’re like yes i like this one i’ll let this one ruin my life forever

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Me: *Gets stressed over life*

Me: *Doesn't care anymore*

Me: *Gets stressed over the fact that I don't care anymore*

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NOTE THAT “GOOD” IS NOT A LISTED GRYFFINDOR TRAIT

NOTE THAT “NERDY” IS NOT A LISTED RAVENCLAW TRAIT

NOTE THAT “EVIL” IS NOT A LISTED SLYTHERIN TRAIT

NOTE THAT “DUMB” IS NOT A LISTED HUFFLEPUFF TRAIT

END HOUSE DISCRIMINATION

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Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

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listen harry potter didn’t know what the fuck he was doing throughout the entire series and he still did all that shit so if he can do great things by without really knowing what he’s doing so can u

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He wasn’t.

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I legit don’t want a different president.

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What she says: I'm fine

What she means: How do the owls in Harry Potter work? Can they read the addresses on the envelopes or do you have verbally communicate the name of the recipient for them to understand? Does this mean that Voldemort could have found Harry Potter years earlier by just sending him a letter at the right time and following it? Are owls more powerful magical trackers than Voldemort?

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It’s possible that the most important part of Harry Potter, the entirety of the series, is in PoA when Harry realizes that no one is coming to save him, that it wasn’t his father he saw casting the patronus and sending the dementors away. When he realizes that he has to save himself and he does it.

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“Go back to your own country!” I yell at a White person. All of a sudden, their body starts to divide. 45% of their body flies to Italy. 16% goes back to Germany. 7% flies to Slovakia. 12% flies back to Russia. .45775097% leaves for Croatia. 19.5533% flies back to a Native American reserve in the Midwest.

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