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Ok so this idea isn’t particularly meant to be like a series plot where a demon is trying to take over the world. It could be I’m not going do more with the idea.

Ok so imagine an orb, this orb has the ability to transport your mind into an alternate dimension where it takes your fears and forces you to go through them. I can only assume it’s like silent hill but I’ve never played silent hill and know little about the lore, so that description only applies so much. Anyways this orb is basically a demon, or maybe it has a demon inside but it can only control dimension in the orb. The technically things don’t matter, all you need to know demon fear orb belongs to this horror author, who inherited it from a dead family member. Who like has kept this orb to protect it from the world and the hands of whatever demon wanting to use it’s power. I think canonically the author can’t remember its name (because A. That’s funnier and B. I could not be fucked to come up with a name) so we are calling it the fear orb.

Anyways I think we all are assuming that the author uses the author recreationally to inspire their work. Mostly because fear comes from the heart and the fear orb forces you acknowledge your fears, so can’t really ignore or suppress yourself in the orb. (I’m going to add a small bit about how since the author used it so much they pretty much have to focus REALLY hard on staying in that dimension)

Anyways one day the author contacts Dmc about the orb being stolen. Sure they could call the police but they wouldn’t acknowledge the potential danger of touching the orb bare handed. So Nero goes, assuming this will be an easy job. But he kinda forgets about the fact that he shouldn’t touch the orb directly. So everyone else is like “this seems like a long time for a job that we essentially figured out the mystery solving aspect and if there was a problem like the person leaving the area it would be ideal that he calls us.” So they go and check on him, and of course he’s unconscious mentally trapped in the orb. So they scooped him up, grabbed a paper towel and took the orb with them.

Of course everyone is kinda freaking out and the author doesn’t know everything about the orb, just because they use the orb doesn’t mean they know everything. So the author suggests that they travel to make sure Nero makes it through. Because it’s very taxing and could kill you. (Randomly the author will have to deal with their lingering fears or have to refocus so they don’t leave Nero in a crucial moment)

I would like to add that they don’t get weapons, having a weapon provides a level of safety in the fear orb that the orb does not like. The only reason why the author COULD have one is because they’ve done this so many times they’ve kinda worked through it. The author is likely very desensitized to all this. (I like the idea that the author’s sections are very fleshy and meaty. So they would likely have a chainsaw and would probably use it more so to tunnel or some shit. Chainsaws aren’t the best weapons)

I do think a hilarious moment would be if part way through someone else that didn’t get the memo (likely Dante or something) tries to pick up the orb and no one could stop him time and when he meets up with Nero and co, the author is just like, “can y’all stop touching my orb.”

Anyways don’t take this too seriously, this is like an A plot in like a tv show at best.

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Alternate universe where Vergil stayed for dinner

I’m sorry it’s bad. I’m new to digital art and this stylus was delayed. Also I’m not the best at drawing.

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I got a new stylus for my iPad, so I’m going to make some art of an alternative universe where Vergil waited till after dinner to rip his son’s arm off.

Warning Vergil might end up looking like a vagina, also y/n will be there because I can only justify the x reader tag for so long.

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I headcannon that when Dante and Vergil were little they came up fake names just in case they did a crime. But they didn’t think about last names because they didn’t quite understand that concept fully. So when his mom was killed, he told the social worker (idk what the best person would be to give a fake name to, a police officer? A banker? Idfk.) the name “Tony” but they were expecting a full name and Dante freaked out and was like “uh uh red grave 😐”

Side note if they ever did a reveal about sparda being alive I would love for Dante to tear into him. Because not only did he abandon his family, he also wasn’t saving them from anything in doing so. (They probably won’t but a bitch could dream about angst that isn’t Vergil’s questionable choices and unfortunate situations)

I would love to rant about Vergil’s questionable motives and actions but it boils down to “how the hell did you come to that conclusion” and im tired man. Also I started playing Dmc 5 and I will give out my opinions somewhere vaguely related to Dmc. Maybe I’ll piss off the sonic community and tag them instead.

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I can totally see Dante and possibly Vergil, being hit HARD by the flu and staying with Nero and kyrie, and like of course kyrie makes some soup. But Dante and especially Vergil are very stubborn and kinda refuses to eat it at first.

I can imagine with Dante in his sickest state it’s probably going to be more common when trying to get him to take some medicine. And I do think he would act like a child taking cough syrup. And due to that I think it would be easier to get Dante to eat the food/medicine.

BUT Vergil on the other hand, he might get stabbed by a spoon because he’s fighting so hard. He doesn’t believe he needs this soup or syrup. He’s like a grumpy grandpa comedically escaping from a retirement home.

Dante will at worst turn his face away from the spoon, Vergil will already be halfway out the window. Vergil will have to be strapped to the bed with chains worthy of sealing Mundas.

Nero stares intensely to get them to just eat the soup. And it mostly works with Dante but I think Nero is forcing Vergil’s jaws open begging kyrie to pour it down his throat.

And while Vergil’s being supplexed and Dante staring at his soup in a daze, everyone else is just staring at the show while calmly eating their portion of soup.

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Do you think part of the reason why the caduceus is a common symbol for medical centers instead of the rod of Asclepius (the guy that was so good at healing he brought people back from the dead) is because Hermes is a shepherd of souls?

Like I know the answer is that they’re similar and that most can’t tell the difference, but I can totally see a medical person that’s really into Greek mythology make the design because they secretly hate the medical system and when asked about it, they were like “oh yeah it’s the rod of Asclepius.” And no one else could refute that idea because this is our Greek mythology nerd, they wouldn’t lead us astray.

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TIDDIES

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How long would it take for the pickle brine to dissolve a pickle?

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Can someone please make a fanfic where Leon Kennedy is talking with a friend or just any character that reads fanfics and they explain fanfic tags and what they mean.

I just think that be specifically really interesting.

Also itd be a good general guide of the tags mean.

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So I (sinner) was trying to make frozen yogurt the correct way but I couldn’t find the part of the attachment that makes it move so I tried zip tying some spatulas onto the mixer to vaguely mimic a churning motion. Anyways it didnt work obviously because a spatula’s loop broke and not wanting to risk the lives of my new spatulas decided to retreat and put the mix in the fridge.

Anyways my dad is getting a replacement so I can hopefully earn some goddamn frozen yogurt.

I feel like the next time I want to ice cream the gods won’t hesitate to let me be able to make it, BUT WHEN I MAKE FROZEN YOGURT THEY WILL DENY ME AT. EVERY. TURN.

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I fixed it

Also enjoy the original version, I miss the headshape

Guess who decided to dabble in digital art

(Yes I know what it means… at least I think I do)

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…. Fuck, I- god damnit

Guess who decided to dabble in digital art

(Yes I know what it means… at least I think I do)

[lore-grandma]

Guess who decided to dabble in digital art

(Yes I know what it means… at least I think I do)

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I really really want to be judgmental rn

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Minors, miners and minor miners dni

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Listen forcing me to subscribe to your service is one thing but FORCING ME TO BUY THE MOVIES AND SHOWS THAT IM ALREADY PAYING FOR TO SEE WITH YOUR PAID SUBSCRIPTION IS BULLSHIT. Either have it or don’t.

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I’d love to see sparda be a loving father and husband, and not some dude that got into shit in his demonic 20s and then had children just to deal with his issues.