him.
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also heimdallr is growing on me bc he’s so nice and i am easily swayed by bara dudes who are really friendly and i am so very in love with the idea of heimdollars…. i’m still not very attracted to him nor is he a top tier husband but if he took me out on a dinner date i’d let him hit it
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Me, with several crack ships that have no right being together:
i can’t for the life of me name 5 common ships in the smite fandom. there’s bellona X amaterasu, erlang shen X cu chulainn, arthur X merlin and wukong X ao kuang but what other ships are out there???
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All my new smite crack ships are gay and I couldn’t be happier
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I had thought abt Loki’s hood
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Dumb shit
In an attempt to cut down toxicity in the game, loki mains will now be removed from servers and forced to fight in their own gladiatorial servers for the entertainment of the masses
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3:15 am but I’m still excited for Baba Yaga to be in Smite
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Painted relief depicts Isis, the goddess of magic and wisdom, detail from the Tomb of Horemheb (KV57). New Kingdom, late 18th Dynasty, reign of Horemheb, ca. 1306-1292 BC. Valley of the Kings, West Thebes.
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Smite selfie day and surprise!!! It was me Prof. Kumbha the whole time!! Still haven’t played smite in several months but I hear isis is finally getting a remodel and I’m glad to see the community on here is still kicking
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OH YOU ICON
I'M HERE TO BRING BACK SMITE SELFIE DAY, BITCHES.
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I miss cu chulainn
he didn’t go anywhere I just don’t play smite
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Seeing all these cool people make god concepts and all that made me wanna try it out- so i searched for gods that i think would be nice to try and design and i finally found one!! DESIGN TIME BABEY!!!
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daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath
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*cracks knuckles* alright y’all, lemme tell y’all about my one poly (for now): Chernobog/Pele/Hera
Pele shows the two of them how to loosen up, their both so uptype and life should be fun
Hera teaches both of them social cues, they each have tenceny to just blurt our whatever is on their mind and come off as insensitive
Chernobog keeps the whole relationship grounded, you can’t just dance through life, girls
Chernobog: We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed
Hera: Whatcha gonna do?
Pele, dancing: Whatcha gonna do?
The amount of smite crack ships I have is not ok
Like I literally just thought of Serqet and Ullr in a relationship and she convinced him to let her paint his nails once and now he loves it, in part in reminds him of her and because black nails are sick
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And I’m not saying Da Ji and Skadi are good fluff couple but like...the smut?? “Her claws hissing as they dig into her freezing skin...” the Potentional
The amount of smite crack ships I have is not ok
Like I literally just thought of Serqet and Ullr in a relationship and she convinced him to let her paint his nails once and now he loves it, in part in reminds him of her and because black nails are sick
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