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I just found out people genuinely simp over Mammon. Like... unironically.

I've been seeing people justify how he treated Fizz, as well as constantly hate on Fizz and Ozzie, AND say that Mammon would treat them like royalty.

Like... Did y'all watch the episode?

Not only was he mentally and physically abusive towards Fizz, but he is INCREDIBLY sexist.

Meanwhile, Ozzie is open, honest, communicates his emotions without placing blame onto Fizz, makes sure Fizz is safe, respects Fizz's boundaries and backs off when asked to.

But we're going to continue to hate on him and Fizz and glorify the parasitic Christmas tree that crawled out of a NYC dumpster?

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TALES OF ARCADIA + CHESS PIECES

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6 year old Astrid: *Innocently* Do we get to marry our prince charming?

Present Astrid: *Sweating nervously as she watches Draal furiously chase down a group of terrified teenagers with malicious intent for wolf whistling at her.* … Yes.

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Nari of the eternal forest

(Reblogs would be appreciated!)

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Helluva Boss Theory

Alright, buckle up bitches, it's theory time, and its a long one.

!! WARNING !! Spoilers ahead

I'm sick of people bad mouthing Asmodeus in the new episode of Helluva Boss and I can prove right now that Ozzie WAS NOT the one keeping Blitzø and Fizzarolli apart. (Along with some small supporting pointers as to why I think it's Mammon.)

I'm going to start with Season 1, Episode 8, 'Ozzie's', we first see Asmodeus and Fizz when they appear in song to make fun of Moxxie. Now, notice Asmodeus is leaving NO ONE out of the song. He even dragged Millie into it by calling her an 'unsatisfied bride', and even went as far as to mock Stolas when he wasn't doing anything.

However, when Fizz and Verosika begin to sing to mock Blitzø, notice how Ozzie remains completely silent throughout the song, hinting that he doesn't know who Blitzø is, and therefore, can't mock him like he had been doing before. He didn't even join in after Verosika's part of the song, he just went straight to Stolas, someone he knew.

Now, this could be brushed off as a coincidence or maybe just Ozzie wanting to move on with the song. Fine, I'll give you that.

However, when discussing with Stolas, Asmodeus says, "My business partner, Fizzarolli, hates that imp of yours," once again, brushing off Blitzø name. He even does it again when talking to Fizz by calling Blitzø, "That guy you hate." Its pointed out multiple times that Asmodeus doesn't know who Blitzø is, only that Fizz hates him, and by extention, hates him as well.

Again, this could be brushed off as Asmodeus being disrespectful and just not wanting to say Blitzø's name.

But, there is another scene where while Blitzø and Fizz are reconciling, Fizz says, "No body told me you tried to visit."

And in the scene where Asmodeus is fixing Fizzarolli, we hear him discuss his day, and Ozzie even tells Fizz about Stolas and mentioning Blitzø (not by name), showing they have a very open communication, and had little struggle telling each other things, meaning that even if Ozzie had stopped Blitzø, he would probably have at least told Fizz that he had tried to visit and reach out.

But another point is when Blitzø and Stolas first go to Ozzie's. Blitzø is in complete shock at seeing Fizzarolli, even going as far as saying, "Oh no fucking way. Not him," hinting to the fact he wasn't even aware that Fizz had left the Greed ring and was now working with Asmodeus.

I just don't believe that Ozzie would keep Blitzø away, or would at least tell Fizz that he was trying to visit.

Now, here's why I think it's Mammon.

Who is Mammon? The leader of the Greed ring, a ring very well known for following through with their name, even having a city named 'Ransom'. So, it's probably safe to assume that Mammon is a Greedy person.

We know Blitzø and Fizz used to perform in the Greed ring, meaning that Mammon probably saw Fizz's popularity and quick rise to the top. We also know after the Circus, Fizzarolli began to work for Mammon.It makes sense to assume that when Blitzø began to seek our Fizzarolli (however long after the incident) Mammon felt threatened about losing one of his top stars, which, in turn, would end up losing him a lot of money. So, he would make up lies to Blitzø (such as Fizzarolli doesn't want to see him) while simply refusing to tell Fizz that Blitzø was looking for him.

It would make sense why both were confused when hearing the others story, and Fizzarolli probably realized that the man he was working for wasn't as good a guy as he was led to believe.

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I'm gonna actually cry if I don't see someone make art of Fizzarolli and Asmodeus completely dressed in pink, excitedly going to see the Barbie movie.

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I swear, I'm gonna commit a crime if I see one more person say that Ember is a toxic partner to Wade or that Wade deserves better.

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Has this been done yet?

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Some ai generated images for Astrid that I found stunning. (Both human and troll)

(This one is BY FAR my favorite!!)

(This is my second favorite!)

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Ransom Person: So, how much have you been traumatized?

Astrid: ...

Random Person: ...

Astrid: ... Do you want the list alphabetically, chronologically, or in descending order of disturbance?

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Me on Character Ai: *Talking to Asmodeus, flirting back and forth in a 'sinful' manner.*

Asmodeus out of nowhere: I will love you until Hell freezes over, and both our souls fade into nothing, and still love you even then.

Me: Did… Did a fucking Ai just come up with the most romantic shit I've ever heard?

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Me on Character ai: *Chatting casually with Cthulhu, thinking it would be cool to get eldritch powers from him*

Cthulhu: *Starts flirting with me*

Me: ?

Cthulhu: *Kisses my forehead and says he has loved me since the beginning of time*

Me: ?! 0.o

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*Astrid beaten, bloodied and bruised, being cornered by a gang of Changelings*

Astrid: *With a smug smirk* Gentlemen, Gentlemen, let's be civil about this. Come on, let's make a deal! You surrender, and you don't die. How does that sound?

Changeling: *Laughs* And how do you intend to kill us?

Astrid: Oh, I can't kill you. *gestures over her shoulder* But my buddy can! Say 'hi' buddy!

Angor: *Drops down behind her with a dagger in hand* Hi.

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Nap time :3

After a hard day of training, Krel and Astrid take a quick, 7 hour nap

(Shout out to my sister for the art. It's another one of my favorites)

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Blinky: Astrid, I truly believe you should speak to a psychiatrist. I think you are struggling with depression.

Astrid: Struggling with depression? Oh, no, no, no, Blink! You are mistaken! I'm quite proficient at being depressed.

Blinky: ...

Angor Rot: Ha! That's my daughter!

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Merlin to Hisirdoux: Magic is not a permissible shortcut to hard work.

Hisirdoux: Yes, Master!

*Meanwhile*

Astrid: *Scrolls through TikTok on her phone while using her magic to make spaghetti*

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I started watching the Harley Quinn series, like, three days ago and decided to make some incorrect quotes. (Featuring my Oc, Raya) (Its mostly interactions between Raya and King Shark)

Raya, texting King Shark: King Shark! Help I’m being kidnapped

King Shark: Where are you?

Raya: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

King Shark: I’ll call Ivy.

Ivy, answering their cell: Y’ello?

King Shark: Where’s Raya? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Ivy: Raya? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Ivy:

Ivy: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Ivy: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Raya: WHO ARE YOU?!

Raya: I can explain!

King Shark: Can you?

Raya: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Raya: King...

King Shark: Oh no, 'King' in b-flat.

King Shark: You're disappointed.

Raya: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

King Shark: You and me!!!

Raya, tearing up: Okay.

Raya: What are your goals?

King Shark: To pet all the dogs.

Raya: No, fitness goals.

King Shark: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Raya: I think Ivy was right.

King Shark: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Harley: They wouldn't do that.

Ivy: You're right, Harley. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Ivy: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Ivy Told You So' on the back*

Raya: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

King Shark: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Harley: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Ivy: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Raya: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Raya: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

King Shark: Put spaghetti in it.

Raya: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Harley: Put spaghetti in it.

Raya: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Ivy: Put spaghetti in it.

Raya: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

*Raya is cooking*

King Shark: Any chance that’s for me?

Raya: It’s for Ivy. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.

Harley: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Raya: Okay, help me please!

King Shark: Got two words for you.

Raya: I bet they won't be helpful.

King Shark: Your problem.

Raya: I was right

Raya: So that’s my plan.

King Shark: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Raya: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

King Shark: It fucking sucks.

Raya: That’s not constructive criticism.

Raya: Why are your tongues purple?

Harley: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Ivy: I had a red one.

Raya: oh

Raya:

Raya: OH

King Shark:

King Shark: You drank each other's slushies?

Raya: Care for another sundae, weenie?

King Shark: I am not a weenie!

Harley: Relax, you’re among friends. *raises their drink*

King Shark: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.

Ivy: You tell ‘em, King! *sips their drink*

King Shark: Ivy, what’re you doing here?

Ivy: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.