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Jaewon: Don't go into that room!

Daehyun: Why?

Jaewon: There's a spider inside

Daehyun: W-well did you kill it?!

Jaewon: N-no way, it has 8 legs and i only have 2, t-that's not fair

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Minsoo: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Daehyun: Even better!

Minsoo: What the fuck did you do-

Daehyun, holding up a chicken: Her name is Fluffy

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If the security camera is watching me then I look at the security camera, aren't we just looking at each other?

Wyld (Ahn Jaewon), Mayhem

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Minsoo: What if ducks threw bread at you?

Daehyun: Then you'd have to duck.

Minsoo:

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Minsoo: This is your leader speaking

Minsoo: AND THIS IS YOUR LEADER SHOUTING!

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Wyld: Such a productive day I've done so much today.

Minsoo: Like what?

Wyld: Mistakes.

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Minsoo: Dongho, before you say no-

Dongho: No.

Minsoo: But I haven't even told you yet!

Dongho: I'm sticking with no.

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Daehyun: Halloween is stupid. dressing up, pretending as someone you're not.

Minsoo: You're an actor.

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Young J: Seems dangerous here, let's hold hands.

Daehyun: We're in a bouncy house?

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Jaewon: Okay let's see what you two have got in your bags.

Minsoo and Daehyun: Condoms.

Jaewon: CONDOMS?

Daehyun: You don't know how long we'd be locked in this room for!

Minsoo: Yeah, what if we're the only hope to repopulate the Earth?

Jaewon: And condoms are the way to do that?

Dongho: You know, I think we're missing another reason as to why that won't work out

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Jaewon: I googled 'why do cats run around and meow at night' and one of the results listed 'simple zest for life! as a cause.

Dongho: It's true.

Jeongmin: Could I request Boba gets his

'zesting' on at a more reasonable hour though?

Dongho: Zest has no curfew.

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Dongho: What happened to you last night?

Minsoo: Do you wanna hear what really happened or the lie we're gonna tell everybody else?

Dongho: Start with the lie. It's probably more interesting.

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Minsung: Ok, Minsoo. It's your turn to take out the trash.

Minsung: Minsoo, no. Put me down this instant.

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Taeseok: When I was small..

Ven: *snorts*

Ven: "was"

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Wyld: I made you a friendship bracelet!

Junsu: I'm not really a jewelry person.

Wyld: Oh, you don't have to wear it if you don't want to

Junsu: No, I'm wearing it forever. Back off.

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Daehyun: If Minsoo and me were drowning, who would you save?

Dongho: You idiots can't even swim?

Daehyun: It's a hypothetical question! Now, who would you save?

Dongho: My time and effort.

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*Wyld's first solo interview*

Interviewer: So Wyld, tell us about yourself!

Wyld, completely unprepared: I was born at a very young age.