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whispers /neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

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"U-Uh...um..." He would say something against that 'disgusting human garbage pile comment', but there were three reasons the young man chose to remained silent. First and foremost, the inside of his head was already in a state of complete and utter disarray regarding the fantastical summoning ceremony that had just occurred in his own room, for him, who lived in reality it was so detached from that reality, he was still having a hard time putting his thoughts together. Let alone be able to come up with some quick, well-thought comeback to her insult. Second, Shintaro, admittedly was a huge chicken and if he could avoid conflict by keeping his mouth shut then this particular hikkiNEET would do so unhesitatingly.  And the third, final, and possibly most prominent reason: this young, busty, red-haired woman before him...no matter how you wanted to phrase it, or what your particular tastes were...was undeniably an absolute and total babe. If he had to judge her looks on a scale from 1 to 10 she'd undoubtedly break the meter. Even just from looking at the redhead and catching the sweet, feminine scent of perfume wafting his way, Shintaro had already began to blush and felt his queasy, nonathletic heart to pound violently within in his chest.

...For an 18-year-old man's heart to be stirred so easily… Ugh, he seriously was just too much of a virgin sometimes, even for himself. It was times like these he earnestly cursed just how perverse his heart had become during his two years of nearly complete isolation.  To make matters worse, she seemed to have had no problems making herself comfortable on his bed, causing his already overactive imagination to fall into deeper, darker territories that must never, EVER be spoken aloud.

Anyways, returning to the heart of the matter...

She appeared to be quite a big deal and expectant of a certain level of competence in a strange way, so if he was going to get her to acknowledge him, he needed to make a good impression. He needed to speak confidently, clearly, and give a big smile!

“----Aah…um, ... y-yes," He mumbled with a twitching smile in an obviously embarrassed manner, raising his trembling hand to show off the seals of commandment on the back of his palm as sweat began to pour from his forehead, "…. Uhm…. I'm Kisaragi Shintaro...It...It's nice to me-meeet you...”Nailed it.

Moshi moshi, Shermie-desu / lost-time-neet

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"Wahhh!" 

The fashionable, yet vision impaired fashion mogul came tumbling out of the magic circle that had been drawn, etched, crudely scrawled into the ground. She didn’t really have though time to see where she had just emerged from, or how, before landing a perfect cartwheel to get back on her feet. Shermie looked around, straightening her bangs as if they would help her see, even though the red-head’s hair competently obscured her eyes. That hair style was probably what cause her little spill in the first place, though she seemed to be perfectly capable of seeing everything around her, except for the bloody obvious. All that was obvious, was that she should have been dead. Last thing she remembered was observing the world as a spirit, but how she was back in physical form! And where were her friends? Oh, maybe they left a voice mail message for her from the spirit world!

Righting herself, she quickly pulled a large 97’s style blocky cell phone out of her pocket, putting it to her ear with a exuberant smile. ”Hello, hello? Ring ring?” The girl laughed out loud to herself. “Hehe, there must not be any cellphone reception here!” Yes, clearly that was the problem, not that it was outdated, along with the fact that nobody was probably calling her. Well, that and everyone she knew was either dead, or worse… old! The thought was delightful though. What did they say about new starts? Making for the best beginnings? Whatever! Those sorts of sayings were so out of style. 

Shermie plopped herself down on the bed, her chest bouncing with greater fervor then the box springs. It was only then that she finally noticed the boy in the room. A filthy human. She had a feeling he was… a nerd. But beyond that, that he was bound to her in some utterly nauseating way. “Are you my master? Chu~? A big strong… disgusting human garbage pile like you?”

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Following prior reserve, here's this trashcan- I mean Shintaro Kisaragi from Kagerou Project!

A war awaits you, Trash Master Shintaro Kisaragi.

You will be housed in Semina Apartments, room 502 with your Servant Shermie. You will be given a Dragon Cloak.

Enjoy your stay, and good luck.

↳ ʟᴀɴᴄᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴅ ⋆

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Writing off the thought as nonsense Shintaro sighed heavily and stood up to exit the room.  Perhaps another soda will get these stupid thoughts out of his mind.  

However, upon opening the door,  the eighteen-year-old male would nearly topple over seeing the unbelievable sight awaiting him on the other side of the door.

There. Wrapped in nothing more than a blanket: was Ayano begging for a coat.

 There's an old saying that goes "A terrible premonition is typically followed by a terrible reality" but this is just ridiculous!  Just what kind of fantasy world did he wander into between exiting one room and entering another!?

"A-Ayano?!"

The so called idiot sniffed.

Being naked because of that dare game was not fun, yet she had no other choice but to cover herself with a blanket. She wanted her clothes again, still she couldn’t move, if anyone saw her in this state, she would be mortified!

Letting out another sneeze, the brunette begged for a coat.

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'How am I not supposed to take offense to that!?'...is what he wanted to say, however, because of his conflict-avoiding nature Shintaro meekly stared the girl down before dried lips part slightly to release stuttered words spoken in overly polite tones.  "Ah...Uh...N-none taken. Hey.... why are you asking something like that anyways?  Are you taking some kind of survey?" At the moment, that's the only explanation his genius mind could come up with for why anyone would ask that out of nowhere. That, or she was just a weirdo. More than likely it was the latter.

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     "...M-Muffler?  What kind of obviously made up name is that?!" Abruptly halting his fierce shaking, the NEET narrows his eyes at this weirdo in frustration.  Ebony hues glare at the red-haired male briefly reflecting Shintaro's inner desire to just kick this stubborn obstacle out of the way so he could hurry and meet up with his friend who was bound to complain to him for being so late.  

     However, Shintaro was not the typical young man who relied on brute force to get his way.  No, he had intelligence.

Giving a soft sigh, the young man raises his hands in the air as a sign of defeat. "Alright, alright, I get it already. If it'll get you off me, I wont go this way then."

   He kept his arms tight around the other. “Don’t think you’re getting rid of the mighty muffler! I will not let you paass!!!”

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Not sure why but somehow the NEET feels as though a certain idiot might be in trouble and in desperate need of a coat.  Wait, why the hell was he thinking something like that in the first place?  

"...Must just be my imagination."

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     "W-What?  Um...I don't know, a vampire I guess."

     Knowing he had encountered another strange person right off the bat Shintaro just went along with it and said whatever came to his mind first. Besides, it's not like he went outside often or anything, and sunlight definitely wasn't something the fragile NEET would ever miss anytime soon. In a way, it was the perfect answer for someone like him.

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    "W-What the--?!  What do you mean smell?! And who the hell are you in the first place?! G-get off!!  That feels weird!!" Shintaro yells at the top of his lungs, desperately shaking his hips to shakes the other male off and hoping with all his might that the crowd of onlookers weren't getting any strange ideas about him. 

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11:00 A.M.

Kisaragi Residence, Shintaro's Kisaragi's room. 

"Hey Ayano...y-you want to go somewhere after this...y-you know just the two of us?"

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"Tch...No no, that's way too forward...It'll probably just creep her out.."

"Erm, y-you know...I don't really feel like going home just yet. I heard there's a few good movies out right now s-so if you want...*sigh*"...Nah, that's no good either..." 

*clears throat*

"A-Ayano, h-how about we go out for dinner or something? It'll be my treat~" 

"............."

"AAAAAAAAGH!!!! There's no way in hell I could say something like that!  Damn it, why the hell does this have to be so hard?!"

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My muse comes back into the room, only to find your muse curled up, asleep on the couch, hugging one of my character's belongings. Send me a ◘ for my character's reaction.

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“Hm, now that I think of it, I was really silly in high school, wasn’t I?” Her voice was in a tone of curiosity, despite its quietness and how low the words sounded, her smile slightly into a nostalgic one as she let out a few laughs. “Yes, I was, I used to have a crush on you, ehehe.”

     There is a acute twinge of pain in the boy’s chest as his mind registers just what the ‘used to’ part of Ayano’s confession entailed.  What exactly would one call this pain?  Humiliation?  Disappointment?  Maybe even…heartbreak? Did the fact she no longer held those feelings for him cause him this much pain?  Or perhaps it was the fact that the part of him that held a small, fleeting hope that a wonderful girl like Ayano could ever have loved a guy like him had just been utterly crushed.   Either way it was enough that the male had stopped walking and stood in place for a moment before speaking up again.

     ”Ah, i-is that right?” 

Shintaro manages to ask in a somewhat calm tone of voice even as he averted his gaze away almost reflexively in a desperate attempt to save face.  Come to think of it, this girl was always able to blurt out embarrassing things like that with a smile regardless of how it made Shintaro feel.  ”A-Ayano…you know, I actually, I..um…” Damn it. “N-Never mind.  Just forget about it.”   

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The 6th gif in your gifs folder will be your muse's reaction to being asked on a date.

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I’m so tired you can see the roller coaster of effort I put into this 

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pixelated-mess said:"Disgusting" -momo

"*Coughs*"