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Steve: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Eddie: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Steve: That one. I want that one.

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Nancy: Fight me!

Eddie: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?

*Later*

Steve: Why is Eddie crying?

Robin: Nancy kicked him really hard on the ankle.

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Eddie: Am I being annoying?

Steve: Are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you?

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Eddie: *watching his house burn down*

Eddie:

Eddie: *starts filming* Wassup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and are non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

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Steve: Eddie has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

Eddie: That can't be true!

Steve: Watch this.

Steve: Hey Eddie, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Eddie: *Throws himself out a window*

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Nancy: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Eddie: Mine just says "Eddie no."

Nancy: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Eddie: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Steve: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Steve: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*

Eddie, poking Steve’s arm: Steve. Steve. Steve. Steve.

Steve: WHAT?

Eddie: …We’re out of Capri Suns—

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Eddie: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Steve: What?

Eddie: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Steve: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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Someone: I like your top, Steve!

Eddie: I have a name, you know.

Steve: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

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Someone: I like your top, Steve!

Eddie: I have a name, you know.

Steve: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

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Steve: So when are we gonna tell him?

Robin: Just give him a minute.

Eddie: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*

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Eddie: I wasn’t that drunk.

Steve: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Eddie: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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Kidnapper: I have your girlfriend.

Steve: What? I don't have a girlfriend...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Steve: Oh my god, you have Robin.

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Steve: *talking badly about himself*

Eddie: *shushing him* don't talk about my boyfriend like that

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Steve: How do you want your coffee?

Eddie: Black, like my soul.

Steve:

Steve: Eddie, your soul is a latte.

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*In a group chat*

Eddie: A pegan just flew into my window.

Nancy: Pegan?

Steve: A what?

Robin: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan.

Steve: I thought you said penguin for a second, LMAO!

Robin: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window.

Steve: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window.

Eddie: I literally just made a typo-