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uh scout i burnt the water :( *insert scout shouting* IDK I WAS COOKING AND IT CAUGHT ON FIRE

SCOUT: Listen, I may be bad at cooking to a comical level... but YOU are even WORSE!! And also, I think me and Pyro ran out of water...

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WE NEED SOME HEAVY SOLDIER AND MISS PAULING PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS

SOLDIER: Miss Pauling! I have a question for you!

PAULING: What is it, Soldier?

SOLDIER: Where are Scout and Pyro?...

PAULING: Honestly, I don't know. I didn't see them come here, Sniper was supposed to pick them up.

SOLDIER: Oh, do we have to look for those maggots?

PAULING: Well, Scout has a map, so he and Pyro can probably find their way to the party on their own. Not to mention Scouts speed, so he can get here pretty fast.

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puppy? *he gives the small pup to the 2 mercs and..the weird eyes*

PYRO: Mmf.... MFPFHPY! (Translation: Gaspp.... PUPPY!)

(the puppy will now show up in artwork occasionally now! -creator)

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So...How have you two been holding up since getting abandoned?

SCOUT: I'm gonna be honest with you, pretty well! Despite all the mosquito bites and the fact that we may never see the other mercs again, we've been doing well!

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i feel so bad for both of them...but i made a good ending of the story here! *he shows a video of both the brothers making up to each other and fight bowser and save peach the best ending mario and lugi are in the spotlight! the mario brothers forever :)*

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question for the writer or artist can we sometimes cut back to the rest of the tf2 crew and catch up with them? if you dont mind

Ooc! Sure, here ya go >:)

MEDIC: Vait, Sniper! Vhere are Pyro and Scout? I haven't seen zhem at zhe party!

SNIPER: Uhhhhh, I'm sure they'll pop up eventually! Let's just enjoy Engineers birthday party! I'm just gonna uh... get my van and drive somewhere to get my present for Engineer!

MEDIC: Um... alright.

ENGINEER: WHERE IS MY SON!??! (Talking about Pyro)

(forgive me for bad art, I rushed because it's nighttime D: )

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hey pyro and scout! here i have a new question for you okay so you might know the super mario bros but...ever heared of I HATE YOU au? here *he gives them a phone and yold them to search up I HATE YOU super mario brothers lets say the results and story were not friendly nor happy...*

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so if you guys got lost and are in a forest...tell me did you see a large man wearing a suit with a white head and no mouth and eyes? just a question here a drawing of the beast...

SCOUT: Nah, didn't really see anything.

SCOUT: But we DID find this! Probably just some prank by some stupid kids or something.

(Ooc: Don't you see it? The eyes... Also sorry, I rushed again)

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here the cookies i promised *gives the cookies to pyro and scout* also here have your flamethrower and bat i found them laying somewhere *he gives them there weapons back* thats all NOW TIME TO KILL OTHERS MWEHEHEHEH *he runs away*

(ooc: Sorry I'm late to answer you :,( I had exams)

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so uhm here some memes

Pyro: Mphh!? Mph mphhg! Mpphm mhhph?... (Memes?! Oh boy! What's a meme?...)

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SCOUT PYRO MY PALS CHUMS FRIENDOS! mind...helping me hiding a body? ill give you cookies!

Scout: "Uhh... no?..."

Pyro: "MPH!" (YES!)

Scout: "PYRO! Share some with me if you ever get those cookies."

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How did you two get in this forest anyway? Like, I know it was because of Sniper, but.. why?

Scout: Pyro was being the freak that he is, and he set something on fire while we were in Sniper's van to Engineer's birthday party.

Pyro: Mhppfffphf!! (It was your fault too!)

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(ASKS ARE OPEN BTW)

Scout: Pyro, can you stop playing with that!? That's what got us into this forest in the first place!

Pyro: Mphh!! (No!)

Scout: Ugh... oh, finally! Some people to talk to! Hey, hey, I'm Scout (kind of a big deal), but you can call me Jeremy! This is Pyro, don't mind him... Feel free to ask us some stuff so we don't go insane!

Ooc: Here are the rules!

No NSFW! Subtle innuendos are aloud tho

Be civil!

M!Anons have limitations

That's really it, oh and... Have fun!