#Scout answers

[unspuncreature]

I hope you are doing well! Here are obikin kissing for you

now i’m doing more than well ♥️♥️♥️ this is amazing and so sweet and cute. i adore the soft and warm lighting you’ve cast them in and i am obsessed with their little blushing faces. obi-wan’s hand cupping anakin’s neck is lovely, it’s making my heart melt

i’ve been staring lovingly at this with hearts in my eyes since i received this in my inbox, and i will continue to stare lovingly at it for a while longer. this is wonderful ♥️ thank you so much

[scoutartzz]

Well, now I'm obsessed with the way you draw Bella and Edward ☹️

well worry not anon, for i will definitely draw more of these two

[the-blu-bonker]

So, how is my most oblivious brother in the world doing?

@blu-nurse-needs-sleep

Ugh, I honestly have no idea. I- I mean, Roh invited me to hang out with him for lunch tomorrow, but he made it real fuckin’ clear that it was for friendship, which sucks.

[scout-in-dc]

"Grass Grows, Bird Fly, Sun Shines And Brother, I Hurt People."

"The youngest of eight boys from the south side of Boston, the Scout learned early how to solve problems with his fists. With seven older brothers on his side, fights tended to end before the runt of the litter could maneuver into punching distance, so the Scout trained himself to run. He ran everywhere, all the time, until he could beat his pack of mad dog siblings to the fray."

Name: Jeremy Willis

Hometown: Boston, Massachusetts

Age: 27

Father: The Spy

Meet The Mun

Hi I'm Granite! I'm a massive Tf2 nerd and thought "Why not make a Scout in DC blog?" So fuck it, I made one.

OOC posts will look like this and will be tagged as #Granite Mun Speaking.

#Scout Yaps for Other Post

#Scout Answers for Asks

My main is @granitespider

My other blogs are

@d3vils-in-th3-d3tails Astaroth Blog (OC)

@botanicadens Wruth Blog (OC)

@calls-himself-julian Julian Blog (Hellblazer)

[scoutsuggests]

Get a mullet, scout

you know what brother? somethin about it just feels right

[lostmercenaries]

How did you two get in this forest anyway? Like, I know it was because of Sniper, but.. why?

Scout: Pyro was being the freak that he is, and he set something on fire while we were in Sniper's van to Engineer's birthday party.

Pyro: Mhppfffphf!! (It was your fault too!)

[redteammembers]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

I get the chance to watch over my son, so that is an advantage. Mais my coworkers are un peu fou. (Sp)

Your son? I wonder who- (M)

Irrelevant. We should continue the topic at hand. (Sp)

Wonderful!!! Lots of fire, and friends :) (Py)

GREAT! Da best! You know I killed a heavy yesterday, and I danced over his body, No other job lets you do that- (Sc)

Nice job. Good pay and you get interesting coworkers. And you get lifelong friends, quite literally.(E)

GOOD! YOU GET TO FIGHT FOR AMERICA!!! (So)

Wunderbar, you get some good test subjects— | mean friends! :) (M)

[turtlegg]

You can't have both autism and schizophrenia.

this ask has been in my box for a bit and i'm still stumped on how to respond. like it's really funny to me that you didn't elaborate at all on how you know that or anything it's just one sentence. honestly pretty great that you were concise about it but also what??? what do you mean?????? huh????????

are you accusing me of something? are you trying to inform? i'm fascinated by your mind, anon

[tf2-crew-mailbox]

Scout who’s your least favorite person to annoy?

Also have a cookie

-🇫🇷

Hey, thanks. I do NOT like your signature by the way. Change it.

Anyway. Least favorite… Probably Engie. Guy's too nice to really do anything, just ends up makin me feel bad about it. Same with Pyro, they're both too polite. I like when people get pissed off, makes it funnier.

[littleguypumpkinsheep]

Hey Scout, got any romantic advice for us?

Scout Says: “First of all, don’t listen to anything that stupid Frenchie says about nothing. I’ve been workin with him for years and I’ve never seen him land a date not ONCE. Anyway. Bucket of chicken approach is the GOAT, except maybe don’t bring chicken if that’s not what they’re into. Find something you guys are both interested in so you have something to talk about. Once you get into a conversation, play it cool. Don’t say anything weird or nothin. Act like yourself, though. They gotta wanna date you, not just some guy you made up in your head. Honesty is key here too, no one likes being lied to. “

[thefrenchpyro]

*Steals BLU scout because funni*

[There are a lot of scottish curses i can't repeat being yelled at you.]

[unspuncreature]

Hairy trans obi wan and less hairy trans anakin hyping each other up on what masculinity is (every body is different, every body is amazing) through what they are each experiencing instead of letting each other get down about what media shows masculinity is (toxic, only strong looking and TRULY HAIRLESS are manly, any inch of fat or strand of hair is Gross And Dirty) idk if you see my ramblings but do you see them?

Also. Ofc. Trans sex.

LICHERALY!!!!!!!!!! your mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! t4t obikin is sooooooooooooo good

actually slightly to the left of your idea i’m also thinking smthn maybe occurs during or just after a non combative mission where dignitaries and such are all over obi-wan and praising what their society sees as his desirable classically masculine traits

meanwhile anakin gets the same attention in the form of condescending comments about how pretty he is and is seen by these people as unserious, eye candy and a poster boy for the republic. and usually he would be fine with letting obi-wan take the reigns on a mission like this but it’s downright insulting to not even be considered in this way when we was specifically assigned. these people adore his looks but see him as incapable because of them, dead weight to the real power behind the open circle fleet

later on after their meetings have closed obi-wan and anakin visit the city’s public bath in the evening, empty now at the late hour, before they return to their quarters to prepare for the next day

anakin has been insecure before but he’s seeing obi-wan in a new light after their different treatment that day

obi-wan is thick and hairy and full bearded where anakin is more wiry with a full mouth and a smooth jaw even after years on T

obi-wan catches anakin staring in the baths and anakin is humiliated to have been caught, especially after years of staring to… admire. his master is gorgeous. if he thinks about it sometimes aka jerks off about it sometimes… that’s his business. but leave it to him to get caught staring while sulking. he wraps his arms around himself and sinks under the water to his collarbones while obi-wan washes himself beside him, naked and unashamed

under needling by his old master, anakin opens up a bit about how he feels: dysphoric, feminine, dismissed, and praised for all the wrong things. how he feels like he doesn’t stack up

obi-wan pauses his bathing and makes his way to anakin, chucking his knuckles under anakin’s chin to encourage him to stand, and proceeds to describe all of the ways his boy should be so proud of the masculinity he’s grown into and cultivated for himself: the corded athletic lines of his limbs, the curve of his chest muscle that’s filled out so nicely over his top surgery scars, his strong and capable hands, the sharp cut of his jaw, his lovely little happy trail and the smattering of gold blond hairs on his belly

and of course poor anakin can only handle so much of his effortlessly handsome master praising him, gesturing at his naked body, looking at him with warmth and affection, before mortified heat crawls up his neck and he finds his tdick (smaller than obi-wan’s, he notes) getting plump, his hole getting wet, and the water only comes up to his thighs, obi-wan will surely notice and see—

and he does because of course he does

“you like this? being complimented?”

anakin is frozen in place as his master moves closer still, the water lapping at his legs

“yes, master.”

obi-wan fixes him with a pleased and knowing look, infuriatingly rakish in the way his damp hair falls over his brow

“you just finished telling me all the ways you disliked being fussed over back there.”

anakin thinks a spontaneously manifesting black hole to swallow him up would be welcome right about now

“it’s different. w-when it’s you, i mean.” emboldened by the steadfast form of his master only a breath away and the flush he can finally see now high on his cheeks, anakin closes the remaining distance between them.

“i like it when it’s you.”

the feeling of the soft damp thatch of hair between his master’s legs against his own sends fire licking up his belly.

“because it’s you.”

anakin barely catches the humid snag of his master’s breath before obi-wan is on him, hand squeezed tight between their bodies to cup anakin between his legs where he aches, mouth claiming his own in a wet, searing kiss.

“gorgeous, handsome man,” obi-wan pants as they pull apart, pressing his forehead against anakin’s to peer down between them to watch the way anakin squirms as he pinches and rolls his boy’s dick between his thumb and fingers. “let master show you.”

and if obi-wan thinks the way anakin whines at that is girlish, he doesn’t say.

they don’t make it back to their rooms for a while after that

[surgeonirl]

what does it feel like to have zero ass?

and btw i’m never letting this joke go.

wouldn’t know because i got ass

[the-blu-bonker]

I’m back, Scout

Apologies for leaving so abruptly, I just needed to ask Engel something

Anyways, where were we?

*Roh sits back down on his desk chair, seeming slightly tense now*

@tf2-blu-ghosty

[Scout looks up, his body sprawled across the chair in an almost impossible seeming position] Oh! Hey pally! Glad you’re back, heh.

[scout-in-dc]

Restaurant

Why??? Why would y' spell it like tha'??? It ain't spelt how it sounds!

[scoutsuggests]

You strike me as a skweezyjibbs kinda guy the older ya get. It's a good look honestly.

everything’s a good look so long as it’s this handsome mug and don’t you forget it pally