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Favourite Awkward Logan Moment in "Deadpool & Wolverine"

When all the Deadpools start chanting "Peter, Peter, Peter!" and Logan, who has met this strange man moments ago, tries to get into it as well with all the 'Pools, but gives up immediately because cheering feels weird to him.

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Poolverine Fight - perler bead pattern

Feel free to use!

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Wade sees Logan's hair in the morning and imagines him getting licked by two cows on either side of his head simultaneously so hard.

"Why would you let them do that?"

"Bub?"

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Wolverine: I said hand it over!

Deadpool: Hey, just a suggestion, but maybe you don't want to kebob the auctioneer at Sotheby's with your claws?

Wolverine: *points at the item up for auction* This is mine!

Deadpool: Cool, cool, cool... but you're going to get arrested. What's that thing, anyway?

Auctioneer: A- a leather case from the 1800s.

Deadpool: Neat. But is it worth jailtime, Logie Bear?

Wolverine: It's got my family photos in it.

Deadpool: *suddenly has both katanas at the auctioneer's throat* I need those baby badger pictures, now!

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The conversation that's missing from the abandoned diner scene really is

Logan: *gestures his rubbing alcohol bottle at Wade's face* What's your mutation?

Wade: *smiles* Stage four cancer!

You know Logan would get flustered at that.

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Logan in his head when he walks away from Wade at the end of the story.

(You know he's that melodramatic and romantic up in his noodle.)

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Must be weird, meeting a guy who carries part of your DNA, but he's a stranger who you're not related to.

Even weirder to save his world and start sleeping with him.

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Wade wearing a long sleeve denim jacket and white, form fitting, very sheer cotton shorts that leave nothing to the imagination.

He calls it The Reverse Logan.

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Just sent this pic to my wife over Telegram and when she looked over at me I did the gesture.

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I think they're making the same point without realizing it.

Forgive your silly man, Logie Badger, for he's got zero filter and impulse control

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Deadpool: "Hey there, Tumblr! I read all your little fanfics where my Wolvie is secretly a soft, sentimental little sap of an X-Man. Well, let me clear things up for you right now!"

Deadpool: *turns away to look at the kitchenette where Logan just entered to get himself a beer*

*Logan closes the fridge and sees his and Wade's coffee mugs sitting next to each other on the drying rack*

*he pushes his mug closer to Wade's and leaves the room again, swigging his beer*

Deadpool: *turns back around*

Deadpool: You are absolutely 110% correct!

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It's been 13 years and I still got that book!

jealous guy: A comic about Bruce Robertson being a dick towards Brandon Sullivan. Dark, dirty alleys included.

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Is this an April Fools video?

An April Pools, of you will!

The video we've all been waiting for!

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The fact that Peter's back at work covering for Wade shows how often he just disappears suddenly and with no explanation. He probably shows up days later with bloodshot eyes and no explanation, usually.

No wonder Peter looks happy when Wade falls from the sky with a stray boyfriend.

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Is he doing a "come hither" with his claws out? How is he the Worst Wolverine again?

They are toooo cute 🥺

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Something I read on Tumblr today made me wanna say the following:

You can totally be an adult with a family, a happy marriage and a successful career, *and* be queer Tumblr trash who likes to write little fantasies about your blorbos.

Don't know if anybody needs to hear this, but these properties are not mutually exclusive, and it's fine to be any or all of these things. I know that for a fact!