When Beloved doesn't recognize Fitz: saves him from the cold, carries him through the wilderness, nurses him back to health, and lets him recover in his cabin in the woods
When Fitz doesn't recognize Beloved: stabs him fatally like 20 times
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hello i just thought you may be amused to know i saw your latest post reblogged onto my dash and tried to move on but could not and finally ordered a copy of assassin’s apprentice lmao 😭
oh anon 😭😭😭 i get it. the fitzloved cocaine is too strong.....
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It only took 60 years but Fitz has finally become a vocal ally of the gender nonconforming. Bless!
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my beloved and postcards with them
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ambers !!
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of course you have prophetic dreams and pronouns
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It will never not be hilarious that the Fool found out that they would be travelling on the Paragon and then proceeded to spend days or maybe even weeks just... Not telling Fitz that she gave the boat his face. All those long, intense conversations in Kelsingra and on Tarman, all those vulnerable moments when he could have just been like oh btw so about the Paragon I did something kinda crazyyy back in the day haha 🤪 but no, nothing, just full on denial until the second Fitz sees his own enormous face glaring back at him and suddenly it's all "I can explain" girlie !!!!!! no one was stopping you from explaining before!!! 😭😭
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rotating beloved and this specific quote from the end of rote in my head 24/7. does it ever get normal in here
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never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes
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The “SUPPLENESS OF HIS WAIST”, FITZ?!? THE SUPPLENESS OF HIS WAIST?????!!!??
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I feel like a lot of times when people make posts on tumblr they’re exaggerating especially when it comes to ships but I am 1000% so serious about everything I post about fitzloved like it all happened I’m not even lying to you and if anything we are all under exaggerating and only posting like, 2% of it
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the fool calling fitz beloved/fitz calling the fool beloved
(background art by @titsay)
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"Avarage person has 2.00000875 bilogical parents" factoid actully just statistical error. Avarage person has 2 parents. Bee Farseer, who has three and a half bilogical parents, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
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