28 y/old she/her. Queer af. I just really like aliens, man. Current Hyperfixation: kylux Fandoms: Dune, Star Wars, Witcher, Good Omens, TWD, Penny Dreadful, BG3. Shameless monsterfucker
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hey what the fuck Wendy's
Official ominous sign
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Excite excite excite!
Of course I start writing a new story when I have to get up early in the morning 😢
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There is peace in submission
(This is heavily inspired by la justice ancienne by Jean Delville) and the whole “Hux, I order you to build me a throne” thing.
Please don’t hate me 😅 also shoutout to @agonyofdespair who posted the reference art!
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“Pleasure to finally meet you, General”
For Day 1 of @kyluxpositivity: Kylo Amidala
Sorry it’s so late, all of my art for the week is probably going to be late, but I’m totally going to do more stuff of this day. After all, the amazing @solohux just created another awesome AU with Evil Naboo Queen! Kylo and I am SO on board!
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– oh, but you want it
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I can feel that you’ve mesmerised my heart. I feel so free. I’m alive, I’m breaking out.
I won’t give in, cause I’m proud of all my scars. And I can see I’ve been wasting too much time. - faster by Within Temptation.
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I love my touch-starved boys so much, your honor 😩
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My dad doesn’t believe me we have house sprites.
My mom does.
If ever anything disappears into the void my mom and I leave honey and milk and nicely ask for the object back. Works every time.
My dad’s glasses got lost. In front of him I made a plea to the sprites promising milk and honey for the return of his glasses so we could please watch a movie.
Should have heard him fuckin yell when they were suddenly in the middle of the floor where they definitely had not been before I asked lmfao
#fae#and never forget the milk and honey#they WILL hide your left shoes#relatable#idk if its sprites#goblins#or faeries#but whatever they are they like milk and honey#sometimes we find random coin piles#so shit maybe it’s leprechauns#not Star Wars
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My nose is plugged so I talk weird rn and I told my hoh mom I knew my side pain wasn’t kidney disease because it only hurt when I moved a certain way.
She looked at me, horrified, and said, “You think you have titty disease?!?!”
#mom post#funny#hoh#hard of hearing#for the uninitiated#we sign sometimes but my asl is super basic still#titty disease
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I ate way too much sushi.
No cesium tho
I think
#it wasn’t shrimp#so I’m probably fine#but I’ve been sick so I get to eat what I want#lol#cesium shrimp#how is that not a tag yet#y’all slacking
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What are you stealing??
@underacalicosky tagged me yesterday, and it reminded me that @grapenehifics also tagged me a couple of weeks ago! I was stoked to play, but life got in the way. Now is the time!
I stole post-its from @underacalicosky and I’m also stealing the idea to do a theme!
Which of my Hot Toys are you stealing!?
(This will be an interesting Anakin lovers vs Obi-Wan lovers poll I think 🤔)

I am still waiting for 2 of these to arrive; it’s looking like both could be next month!
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Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe
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I just had a dream where I clapped back so hard at the guy from college like, 10 years ago that I woke myself up laughing.
Baby me answered a question wrong and this asshole went, “BRUH! Why are you even here?? This shit is so easy!” And I just sunk into my seat and said nothing.
BUT! In my dream I very confidently said, “Hey, we all have different skills man. For example, you’re really good at math and I’m really good at fucking your mom.”
#lmao#mood#funny#relatable#dream#Dream clapback#clap back#also why would I be in the class if I already knew the material#that defeats the purpose?#like…I know nothing#because I am there to learn???#lol
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