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louizepoggie · 10 hours

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every house episode:

house: it’s NOTHING!!! let me sleep and take vicodin

cuddy/wilson: do the case pretty pleaseee

house: ok team do the tests

team: we did the tests

house: all your ideas are stupid put them on the stupid drug and do the illegal treatments

team: ok

team: the PAITIENT IS DYING

house: lol oops

house: (saves patient at last moment using autism magic after causing them, their family, his team, cuddy, and wilson emotional distress)

house: see you all are stupid i am the smartest in the world and i have a motorcycle nananaboonoo

wilson: my wife hates me and i cheat on her

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louizepoggie · 3 days

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they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.

#they do its called depression

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louizepoggie · 6 days

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Maybe I should become a Catholic

#10 Bucks says its a kink thing

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louizepoggie · 7 days

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#does it come in a different box if you order with sausage?

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louizepoggie · 8 days

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I was only slightly sleep deprived when i postes this.

#what the sigma

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louizepoggie · 9 days

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#tumblr polls #random polls #shitpost #shitposting #please help im serious i said that to a non binary person and got told that was kinda offensive and i dont fucking know #i thought it was a compliment

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louizepoggie · 10 days

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Started working in an intensive care home and yeah. It helps

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louizepoggie · 10 days

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pronouncing "Gucci" as "Gucky" to assert control in a society where I have none

#what the sigma

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louizepoggie · 11 days

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You can't refer to a straight line between 2 points with "as the crow flies" in New York because that crow will fly directly into a lower Manhattan skyscraper if it did that and get severely injured

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louizepoggie · 11 days

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Need it to be understood that whenever I have m/f ships I ship them in an explicitly bisexual manner

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louizepoggie · 14 days

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New outfit idea

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louizepoggie · 16 days

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Oh wow the 45% ?

just found out im actually not special, what the sigma

#shitposting #shitpost

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louizepoggie · 17 days

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If you look at the US today, it becomes abundantly clear that they didnt really win either

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louizepoggie · 18 days

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The Next Generation Delivery Vehicle that the USPS ordered is legit the most fucked up thing you'll ever see in your life.

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louizepoggie · 20 days

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life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

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louizepoggie · 24 days

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i was laying in bed thinking about a classmates bumper sticker on his E-bike and i really think it goes hard but i needed it to be more clearly gay

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louizepoggie · 24 days

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