lovelymars

[lovelymars]

Writing Commissions 2024

Overview: I am offering literature commissions of short stories and flash fiction about erotica, fanfiction, or original fiction. I accept PayPal only, and payment must come upfront before I can start the story.

Skills/Experience: I have been writing on DeviantArt since 2013 after doing it on-and-off since 2009. My primary medium is fiction, and the genres I work with are fantasy, horror, science fiction, and some realistic fiction. I also work with various erotic topics and fetishes.

Guidelines 

- I have the right to refuse any commissions without explanation.

- I will not write what I am uncomfortable with, no matter the price.

- I am not responsible if your commission doesn't turn out how you wanted it and I stated that it was not my strong point. 

- Be wary of any additional story or project information you neglected to tell me during the initial request. I may charge extra depending on how much needs to be changed. PLEASE HAVE ALL THE INFORMATION READY BEFORE QUERYING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. 

- If you decide to cancel, refunds may or may not be given depending on if I started and how much of the commission I've written.

Conditions

- It is the commissioner's responsibility to keep up with their story after completion. I ask that if you order a private erotic or NSFW prose, YOU MUST COPY AND PLACE THE ENTIRE THING ON YOUR OWN COMPUTER. I will NOT post these stories here or anywhere else on the Internet.

- I do not offer discounts or negotiations unless under special circumstances.

- If you decide to post your story on DA or any other website, please remember to give me credit.

Refunds

Not started = full refund

Started, not much done = 85% refund

Started, halfway done = 50% refund

Nearly completed = 25% refund

Finished but not yet shown = No refund

Abilities 

Good At:

Spelling 

Dialogue 

Character Development 

Plot

Creativity

Voice

Settings

Character Personality

Character Interaction 

Fight Scenes

Description 

Neutral:

Grammar

Plot Development 

Word Usage

Sentence Structure

Pacing

Style

Content

Won't Do:

Scat

TG

Slob

Reader Inserts

Romance

Crime Fiction 

Mystery 

Inflation

Underaged Characters 

Muscle Expansion

Pregnancy 

Foot Fetish 

Bara/Hypermasculinity

BDSM 

Bimbofication

Lolicon/Shotacon

Real People (inc. the buyer)

Bestiality

Incest

Will Do:

Fetish/Erotic:

Weight Gain (BBW/SSBBW or BHM/SSBHM)

Mutual Gaining

Squashing

Vore (hard or soft), inc. unbirth, cock, anal, & breast

Blueberry Expansion 

BE (Butt, Belly, or Breast Expansion)

Lactation 

Macrophilia 

Futanari 

Tentacle 

Genderbents 

Furries/Anthros

Oviposition

Slime People

Femdom/Maledom

Mainstream:

OC Bios

Fantasy

Science Fiction

Horror

Supernatural 

Action/Adventure

Superhero

Realistic Fiction 

*Gore and Violence is allowed.

*All characters must be 18 and older.

Fanfiction:

Fandoms - 

Tekken 

Street Fighter

Soul Calibur

Mortal Kombat

Marvel: X-Men, The Avengers etc (will only do certain characters, ask)

DC Comics: Teen Titans, Justice League, Young Justice (will only do certain characters, ask)

Steven Universe

Big Hero 6

Hotel Transylvania (1st film & The Series)

Five Nights at Freddy's (Video Game Canon)

Dragon Ball

Infinity Train 

Animal Crossing 

Invincible (animated series)

Victor & Valentino

Little Nightmares 

Totally Spies 

Craig of The Creek (SFW)

OK K.O. Let's Be Heroes (SFW)

Gravity Falls (SFW)

Disney & Pixar (preferably SFW, but ask for NSFW)

Scooby-Doo (SFW)

Undertale (SFW)

How to Train Your Dragon 

Unlisted Fandoms: As long as I'm given the proper information from unlisted source materials, it can work. As always, please ask about any unlisted show, game, or anime you have in mind.

Might Do: 

Humor/Comedy

Transformation (Only if it's horror or monsters, yes. However, ask me about this.)

Alien or Monster Pregnancy

Product/Prices

The average price is $30 per 1000 words, with a starting minimum of 3000 words. Prose with extreme themes of NSFW will cost $40 per 1000.

Flash Fiction (Keep in mind that flash fiction is very brief in terms of word count and pages, typically 500-1000 words.) = $35.00 for ea.

One-Shots = 1000-2500 words max.: $60.00

Short Stories = 3000 words min.: $30 per 1000 words

Long Short Stories = 10k words max: $600.00

Proposal Requirements

Present a basic or in-depth story summary of characters, a solid context, and plot.

Tell me your genre of choice.

Give an estimation of how many words you want (this rule is flexible).

If possible, give me a detailed outline for longer works.

Contact 

If interested or wanting to ask something, contact me in the notes or comment below, and I'll respond as soon as possible. For quicker responses, send me an email saying 'Commission': tamarsmail77@gmail.com.

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In a way, Blue and Yellow are at fault for the failed colonization of Earth, and inadvertently Pink's fate. Why? Because they caved in. Blue, White, and Yellow ultimately knew all along that Pink couldn't handle a colony but they just did it anyway (if it meant that Blue and Yellow could clean up the mess). There was a reason why they told her no in the first place. I feel like if White actually cared about their progress, I feel like she would have stepped in and told Pink, "you can't run your colony, you're not ready". In my personal opinion, I think the Diamonds should have let Pink do trials or test runs before going full blown colonizing (if they could have the resources or time for that). But no, White thought it would be too hard for Pink and she expected Pink to come crawling back and proved to be right.

However… Yellow, Blue, and Pink not taking it seriously is what doomed the Earth Colony.

While Blue and Yellow caved in to give Pink the colony, they still didn't bother to take her seriously, when they should have. Because they are seeing Pink stepping up to do a big job. If Pink was giving any kind of feedback, no matter how stupid it is, they shouldn't have brushed her off or refused to listen. Because in that way, Blue and Yellow are seeing that Pink is taking the job seriously, by asking questions (no matter how stupid they are), and bringing up things that could be a problem and needing guidance.

However, Pink is at fault, to an extent, as well. She didn't take the job as seriously as what was expected from her (which is a fair assumption from Blue and Yellow). The problem was that Pink didn't take the initiative to be independent (because she wanted to look like she was doing something the grown ups were doing), and she couldn't bring herself to get through the managerial aspects (PAPERWORK) of colonization because she found it boring and not fun. Because frankly, if one wants to be seen as worthy by their peers, they need to take themselves seriously and truly have the drive to work at it. (Not to say that Pink probably didn't have it, it was just that she had to look elsewhere to find what she really wanted.)

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Kinda been thinking more about Pink Diamond, specifically her role. We all know that she used to only host balls and big parties to make everyone happy and celebrate the other Diamonds' achievements. Recently, I've been thinking about what Pink Diamond potentially could have done more as a leader, then I realized her role would have been ancillary. Ancillary essentially refers to support to a primary system or organization. Pink was basically the Diamond of the People, the PR for the Authority, so to speak. I'd imagine she would have been in charge of internal societal affairs in Gem society involving the fullfilment of every gem's needs, being their own version of human (or gem) resources, for lack of a better term. (However, this notion would imply that Gems would have the same basic necessities like us humans, which they do not because they are self-sustaining.) If Blue Diamond led the administrative and diplomatic side of things, then I think Pink would have done all the supplemental work or support leadership to keep their society sustained. It aligns with Pink’s amicable personality as someone who enjoyed gems and wanted to get along with them, she could have been someone who was willing to provide the necessary support for everyone to function and contribute to society. Her healing and protective powers are a factor of this.

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Now that Rebecca Sugar flat out confirmed twice that the Gems are technology and they function as "solar-powered robots", and that she also said there are no "naturally"-occurring gems, it just compounds on what I suspected about their nature. Aside from the obvious indication that the Gems had to be made by someone, it’s very fitting on how they see themselves not as individuals with freewill but rather as part of something greater, a cog within a machine performing a single purpose. Of course White Diamond was no exception, as she was considered to be the “head” or the top of that machine and the Gems below her were seen as smaller parts that was supposed to help her “make everything better”.

Obviously, the Gems being an fabrication and only existing to execute one purpose in mind is a polar opposite to the nature of biological or organic life and their way of being. It only leaves to the imagination of whoever made the Gems most likely had the same idea to make something "better". Although they probably didn’t put into account for their sentience that let them experience freewill and choice.

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Fanfiction isn’t written for you, it’s shared with you.

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Refried Black Beans

I’m not even lying these are the best fucking beans I’ve ever had I’m never buying canned refried beans again if I can help it. I’ve been making bean and cheese quesadillas and it’s amazing.

Ingredients

½ lb black beans, soaked overnight

2 tsp minced garlic

½ tsp dried oregano

5 cups water

3 Tbsp bacon grease (or lard, but I save all my bacon grease because it’s liquid gold. you could also technically use butter or any kind of oil but be aware that it will dramatically change the flavor)

¾ cups finely chopped yellow onion

½ tsp salt (you can add more to taste at the end but starting with less is better because you can’t take it away)

1-2 Tbsp minced jalepeno (I swear I don’t think it’s spicy but if you’re very sensitive you could use milder peppers like a bell pepper or if you want spicier you can use more or substitute something like a serrano)

½ tsp ground dried annatto (if you don’t have annatto you could substitute with other flavorings like chili seasoning or ground chipotle but it will obviously change the way it tastes. just giving alternatives for what you might have available)

Directions

Drain soaked beans and transfer them to a big pot. Add water, minced garlic, and oregano.

Cover and bring to a boil then lower heat enough to keep it simmering, uncovered, for 1 ½ - 2 hours. (If you’re unsure, err on the side of longer. It’s better to have more softened beans than ones that are undercooked and too hard for this.) Add liquid as it cooks if necessary.

Drain the beans, reserving all the liquid to add later. Using a fork, mash the soft beans against the side of the bowl until you’ve achieved your preferred level of mashed. (You can also use a potato masher or a food processor if you have them.)

Melt bacon grease in the pan then add onions and salt. Cook until onions soften and turn brown.

Add jalepeno and annatto and cook for an additional 1-2 minutes.

Add mashed beans and stir to combine. Slowly mix in reserved cooking liquid until you’ve reached your desired consistency. If you want beans for topping nachos you will probably have to use all the liquid.

Season with salt to taste if you need to.

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You know what I hate a lot? People who act like writing is ~so easy~ compared to like, drawing or whatever. Like no actually it takes effort to make it good you just don't need expensive supplies or programs and it takes little to no physical ability. Writing is art. There's just as much skill involved with this medium as anything else, and comparing mediums is itself kinda stupid if I'm being completely honest

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That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

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r/LifeProTips dump

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I really really appreciate that this person went off and I TRULY do think this is a conversation that needs to be had more and more.

I am not going to reiterate or repeat anything they said above, but I want to share my personal feeling on a subtler aspect of this issue.

People don’t want to talk about pregnancy as a potentially dangerous and lifethreatening condition because many of them believe it is necessary for a full and meaningful life. Unfortunately, many many of the people who  believe this are not also the people who would be carrying the baby.

Our social narratives are all largely amatonormative, and beneath that, bioessential. That is, they operate on a sort of supremacy of the body, as well as the nuclear family narrative. What this means is that most people are raised and pressured into believing that a) having a baby is a MUST for a meaningful life (hidden agenda: have someone to take care of you when you’re old bc amatonormative society isolates family units and ostracizes seniors) and b) it is the birthing of the child that gives this meaning- no other form of childcare is meaningful.

Now before I go on I am NOT JUDGING anyone’s life, desires or dreams, I am critiquing the social narratives that we are raised with.

Anyway that last bolded point is why there;s all the talk in the world about ‘starting a family’ via childbirth and an entire industry geared towards enhancing fertility when pregnancies are not forthcoming (and many  many people who stress themselves out trying to have a baby, feeling guilty or broken because the social and relationship pressures to fulfill this ideal) meanwhile adoption continues to be seen as a third- not second option. Present, living children are less important than the ideal of childbirth forced on people.

And I say ‘forced’ because it is an expectation. It is an ever-present social narrative. And it goes hand in hand with the fact that it is seen as taboo or shameful to talk about pregnancy as difficult, dangerous, and not necessarily all sunshine and smiles.

Mothers are shamed for feeling less than joyful about this very dangerous experience, and by that others are also shamed for feeling averse or apprehensive about pregnancy. It is an intentionally created false narrative that plays into the hands of patriarchy- because a grand amount of this pressure and related apathy (”oh it’s not a big deal, it’s just pregnancy!” says someone who isn’t carrying the baby..) continues to allow men to pressure women into having children (”THEIR” children– unlike, say, an adopted child) just so they can feel the pride of having sired a child (even though their contribution is oh so genetically and energetically small).

If we talked more honestly about pregnancy and childbirth, we might have to validate the concerns and lifestyles of uterus-bearing people who were expected to want to become pregnant. Men might have to just back down and shut up about wanting to create ‘kids of their own’ through someone else’s body. We as a people might have to think twice about acting as if pregnancy is inherently positive when this society is not actually capable of offering healthy supportive pregnancies to most pregnant people because a society that treats poor and black people this badly as well as one that isolates families into these tiny units isn’t capable of giving pregnant people the considerable care and support they need at such a precarious time.

Pregnancy is pregnancy– that’s it. Things do not inherently mean anything aside from the meaning we assign to them–therefore pregnancy and childbirth are not inherently positive nor is it necessary for a meaningful life.

When we do not speak openly and honestly about pregnancy, we are not letting people make informed choices about their bodies; this is not informed consent.

Bonus:

Links:

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Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”

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EMAIL

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Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil