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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?
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quit your job. you need to spend more time making posts that are a little too honest and personal & potentially embarassing yourself on tumblr
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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Very Real Mushroom Anime (1997)
Wanted to try making a fake screenshot with my mushrooms in a retro anime style!
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LEAKED MORNING ROUTINE:
-i need to be held
-i’m fine
-i’m beyond saving
-we’re back
-it’s over
-swag city
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me when i go walking on sunny days and end up on a tree lined street and look up at the gaps of sunlight and miss you more than anything
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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together
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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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came to find myself, but found my father instead
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summerbutlikesummerhowsummerwaswheniwasalittlekid.com/howto
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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself
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