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Scoups: We’re going out in public. Be on your best behavior.

Seungkwan, talking to Vernon and Dino: Yeah, guys. Listen to the hyung

Scoups: I was talking to you Seungkwan

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Mingyu: Help! I've fallen down and can't get up!

Jeonghan: Good. I hope you stay there for the rest of your life

Scoups: /walks in/

Jeonghan: oH My gOd, mINgYu! arE yOu oKaY? whAt haPpeNeD tO yoU?

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Hoshi: Love is in the air!

Woozi, spraying a can of Febreze and holding his shirt over his nose: Not anymore.

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Junhao on vacation:

The8: Jun, you're blocking the view

Jun: I am the view.

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Jeonghan: Alright so who wants to fall in love with me!

Scoups:

Joshua:

Jun:

Hoshi:

Wonwoo:

Woozi:

DK:

Mingyu:

The8:

Seungkwan:

Vernon:

Dino:

Jeonghan: This is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

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Seungkwan: I'm crying

Seungkwan: You made me cry

Dino: Baby

Seungkwan: Now is not the time for pet names

Dino:

Dino: I'm calling you a baby

Dino: It's an insult

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Dance instructor: Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to dance?

Hoshi, hiding a bag of tortilla chips behind his back: There's been a misunderstanding

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Woozi: Get over here! Give me a boost!

Jun: Uh okay...you're a good producer...and people like you?

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Hoshi: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

Scoups: no that's not how you make cookies

DK: how about 4,000,000 for one second!?!?!?!

Scoups: yoUR'E GONNA BURN THE WHOLE DORM DOWN-

Hoshi: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Seungkwan: DO IT

Scoups: NO-

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The8: the stars are very beautiful tonight

Mingyu: yeah...

The8: you know who else is beautiful?

Mingyu: *blushes* who?

Jun: *sits between them* Me

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Hoshi: What do you mean, no?

The8: I mean. No

The8: wanna hear it in Spanish?

The8: no

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Jun: *crying*

The8: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure I eradicated whatever hurt you.

Jun: I’d…rather have a hug.

The8: Okay sweetheart

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Professor: In English, a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.

Vernon: [from the back of the room] yeah, right

Joshua: *high fives Vernon*

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Wonwoo: wait, Jun, where were you born?

Jun: China

Wonwoo: alright, what part?

Jun: my whole body

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Hoshi’s brain: Scream

Hoshi: why?

Hoshi’s brain: you gotta

Rest of Svt’s brain: Laugh

Rest of Svt: why?

Rest of Svt’s brain: you gotta

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Vernon: you need to start eating healthier, you’re gonna die soon at this rate.

Seungkwan: How many times do I gotta tell you? I’M HERE FOR A GOOD TIME, NOT A LONG TIME

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DK: Why is everyone concerned who’s a top and who’s a bottom, I’d just be happy to have a bunk bed.

Scoups:

Jeonghan:

Joshua:

Jun:

Hoshi:

Woozi:

Mingyu:

The8:

Seungkwan:

Vernon:

Dino:

Wonwoo: I’m gonna tell him

Rest of Svt: Don’t you dare