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lowkeyhockey · 3 years
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I’m sorry but the nate ‘high knees’ story is like the funniest canon story I’ve ever heard in my life. imagine meeting your childhood hero for the first time and right before he arrives your mutual trainer tells you to do high knees and then just doesn’t tell you to stop. you’re fifteen and your trainer is standing there shooting the shit with his good friend and longtime client, who also happens to be the object of your most fervent teenage crush, and all the while you’re doing high knees in the background because you’re too scared to ask if you should stop, and also you want to impress sidney crosby with your high knees and your commitment to the sport of hockey. fic writers couldn’t make this shit up we can only laugh until we cry
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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i have uploaded to google drive the episodes of the quest for the st*nley c*p for those who are being geoblocked from watching it 🌻 watch or d*wnload them here
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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Can wait for part 2 of miros story
oh my god, i can’t believe there’s someone still waiting on that :’DD thank you, you’re so beyond sweet!
tbh i dropped tumblr writing when things got busy for me because i thought no one’s really interested, but i’d love to do more for my existing stories
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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though on that note, someone up there really saw that i have both stars and avs as my #2 teams and went “bet”
im...so sad
like, it wasn’t a surprise, it absolutely shouldn’t be a surprise with the injuries they have, but. still.
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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im...so sad
like, it wasn’t a surprise, it absolutely shouldn’t be a surprise with the injuries they have, but. still.
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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on racism in hockey
Readings:
Hockey is not for Everyone - Akim Aliu
Silence is Violence - Mark Fraser  
Joel Ward on What the Hockey Diversity Alliance Can Accomplish - Mike Johnston 
Sarah Nurse Urges Fellow Canadians Not to Suppress Our Black History - Thomas Ketko 
NHL Exec. Kim Davis on Racism in Hockey and Growing the Game - Jerry Bembry 
NHL Needs Action, Not Words, on Racial Injustice - Greg Wyshynski
Kevin Weekes: NHL Needs to Get Real About Inequality - Emily Kaplan
For NHL, the Battle to Eradicate Racism in the Sport Continues -Helene Elliot 
Anthony Duclair’s Protest, Racism in Minor Hockey, and More - Brandon Maki
Jospeh Opens Up About Racism, Protests 
‘What the Hell are You Doing Here?’ A Conversation With Black Hockey Fans - Mark Lazerus 
Evander Kane on White NHLers Addressing Racism: We Need ‘Strength in Numbers’ - Ryan S Clark 
Why White NHLers are Calling out Racism Now: ‘Hit Me So Deep That I Was Angry’ - Ryan S Clark 
We Need to be Loud, We need to be Unflinching - Erik Gudbranson
‘It Can’t Just be Their Fight’: Why Blake Wheeler is Speaking out Against Racism - Murat Ates 
Rethinking Canada Through Indigenous Hockey - McKegney and Auksi
Videos: 
How Racism in Hockey Affects Indigenous Communities 
How Racism Affects Hockey Culture 
Iginla on Racism in Hockey
A Roundtable on Racism with NHL Players  
Black Ice: African-Canadians and Hockey  
Soul on Ice: Past, Present, and Future  
Akim Aliu Sits Down For A One-On-One With Ron MacLean 
Ryan Reaves Talks About Hockey in the Black Community 
Is Hockey Having a Moment of Reckoning? 
The Conversation: Improving Representation And Shedding Bias In Hockey & The NHL 
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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I love hockey goaltenders because here's a six foot side of beef who can do the splits, he's basically bubble wrapped, and if you so much as look at him wrong his team will justifiably murder you.
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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TAG YOUR FIRST ROUND ALLEGIANCES
WEST
Vegas Golden Knights vs. Chicago Blackhawks
Colorado Avalanche vs. Arizona Coyotes
Dallas Stars vs. Calgary Flames
St. Louis Blues vs. Vancouver Canucks
EAST
Philadelphia Flyers vs. Montreal Canadiens
Tampa Bay Lightning vs. Columbus Blue Jackets
Washington Capitals vs. New York Islanders
Boston Bruins vs. Carolina Hurricanes
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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reblog with the best part of a mans body (tits, ass, dick, whatever) and your star sign i promise these are connected
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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basically if youre in the place to educate yourself on these topics and you arent
a prison abolitionist,
a harm reductionist,
for decriminilization,
and giving the land back
i really do not think your assertions of “ACAB” or “be gay do crimes” or “revolution” hold much weight
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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pirates really had it going on man...... high waisted skinny jean lookin ass pants........ loose fitting and often deep cut shirts........ tall boots.... the belts.... swords....... long hair a lot.......... where did it all go........
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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I miss them :(
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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Brady Tkachuk runs into Zach Hyman who proceeds to contemplate punching a teenager
OTT vs TOR | 2/6/19
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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on racism in hockey
Readings:
Hockey is not for Everyone - Akim Aliu
Silence is Violence - Mark Fraser  
Joel Ward on What the Hockey Diversity Alliance Can Accomplish - Mike Johnston 
Sarah Nurse Urges Fellow Canadians Not to Suppress Our Black History - Thomas Ketko 
NHL Exec. Kim Davis on Racism in Hockey and Growing the Game - Jerry Bembry 
NHL Needs Action, Not Words, on Racial Injustice - Greg Wyshynski
Kevin Weekes: NHL Needs to Get Real About Inequality - Emily Kaplan
For NHL, the Battle to Eradicate Racism in the Sport Continues -Helene Elliot 
Anthony Duclair’s Protest, Racism in Minor Hockey, and More - Brandon Maki
Jospeh Opens Up About Racism, Protests 
‘What the Hell are You Doing Here?’ A Conversation With Black Hockey Fans - Mark Lazerus 
Evander Kane on White NHLers Addressing Racism: We Need ‘Strength in Numbers’ - Ryan S Clark 
Why White NHLers are Calling out Racism Now: ‘Hit Me So Deep That I Was Angry’ - Ryan S Clark 
We Need to be Loud, We need to be Unflinching - Erik Gudbranson
‘It Can’t Just be Their Fight’: Why Blake Wheeler is Speaking out Against Racism - Murat Ates 
Rethinking Canada Through Indigenous Hockey - McKegney and Auksi
Videos: 
How Racism in Hockey Affects Indigenous Communities 
How Racism Affects Hockey Culture 
Iginla on Racism in Hockey
A Roundtable on Racism with NHL Players  
Black Ice: African-Canadians and Hockey  
Soul on Ice: Past, Present, and Future  
Akim Aliu Sits Down For A One-On-One With Ron MacLean 
Ryan Reaves Talks About Hockey in the Black Community 
Is Hockey Having a Moment of Reckoning? 
The Conversation: Improving Representation And Shedding Bias In Hockey & The NHL 
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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On twitter I’m seeing dozens of threads from Black activists warning people against burnout, giving all sorts of useful tips about preventing and managing it for the sake of a long-term, sustainable effort.
On tumblr I’m seeing a hell of a lot of young white kids yelling at anyone who actually follows those steps, and acting like burnout is a moral falling rather than a well-proven psychological phenomenon.
Be careful who you get your information from. Don’t let guilt lead you to make choices that will harm both you and the movement.
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lowkeyhockey · 4 years
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Do you want an edit like the one above? Do you want a custom icon or header image for your blog? Maybe you just want a gifset of your favorite goal or fight? What about a phone background?
Well, I’m doing some commissions for it. The catch? You’re not giving me any money.  What I’m asking is the following:
You donate at least 10 dollars to a Black Lives Matter initiative. This could be a bail fund, BLM directly, or local initiatives.  Then you screenshot your donation and shoot me a DM with your request and I’ll get to work! (Please specify what you want in terms of edit/icon/header/gifset) That’s it! Please note that I will not be doing edits or requests that involve players that have spoken out against BLM (Landeskog/Eichel) or have history of abuse towards minorities or women. (Voynov, Kane, Watson, Matthews, D’Angelo, B. Lemeiux)
If you can’t donate, please consider sharing this! Thanks!
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