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HATE. HATE

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Yumbo 2. Zapity Bugaloo

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yumbo

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The Justice Duo, back at it again

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What if… I lovingly named them silly things

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Same energy

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The release of Portal 3 - 2018

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Donatello’s Crying Tree

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As the resident Scooby Doo expert, what D&D class and race do you think each member of the mystery gang would be?

I’m not well-versed in classic DnD classes but I’d imagine:

Fred - Ranger with a specialization in trapsDaphne - Honestly BarbarianVelma - InvestigatorShaggy - IllusionistScooby - Some kind of healer with a specialization in food

They’re all human except Scooby who is still inexplicably a talking dog.

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First-year veterinary students were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving an animal’s body.” For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger into the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and, sucked on it…….followed by assorted gagging, retching and spitting.

When everyone had finished wiping their faces, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life is tough but it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”

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Alright guys! We have a deadline…

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CLASS CLOWN - A DnD tragicomedy

DnD is all fun and games until that silly one-off joke character you rolled up turns out to be a tortured byronic hero who makes all your friends cry.

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Super M'rio Odyssey (2018, colorised)

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I love this part because it has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the episode it’s in

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Uh