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its like i always say. at least theres bisexuality

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"female characters getting unfairly less fan attention just because they're not men" and "female characters are usually written with less thought and as a result of it turn out more boring and less charismatic compared to male ones which partially explains why they fail to appeal to fan audience" are not mutually exclusive statements, and pointing out second one doesn't deny the first.

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and at the end of the day who doesnt love a big bi boy

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pissing each other off as foreplay

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

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writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.

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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

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Bats are the most cute creatures in the world.

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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

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Art by Alexander Chernobai

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I went into your mind and liked and reblogged your thought

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i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

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sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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oh thats not a chastity cage. yeah no thats a muzzle. if my penis bites one more person theyre gonna have it euthanized

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“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this