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Played Detroit: Become Human last week and my partner asked me last night if I was gonna do any fan art and I figured why not. Here’s Connor and Amanda (concerning).

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Machines don’t feel.

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Disrespectful growling

"Did you just growl at someone for looking at me?"

"They were disrespectful."

"They said hi."

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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

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Use "said" for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use "whimpered"

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"I hate carefully negotiated bdsm sex in fic it's so often inaccurate" valid. But some of you seem to be under the impression that it's inaccurate because your faves should be having dubcon heated wild animal sex instead and... I'm sorry. But I've seen your blorbos and I know that's not true.

"He would not fucking use the stoplight system" Correct. He's getting 5 minutes of a handjob during which he'll fail to get it up and then he'll cry about it.

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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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remember when you’re writing a gross and terrible power dynamic that you should be asking yourself constantly how you could make it worse and sexier

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we should call it this again

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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Knife play and chill

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Crimson Rapture

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the first three words you see will describe your 2024 🥰

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rating different responses to telling someone i’m polyamorous / dating multiple people

“oh… but how does that work?” a little annoying but usually comes from a place of genuine confusion or curiosity. 6/10

“but isnt that cheating?” no. 2/10

“so who’s your favourite partner?” believe it or not i dont have one, and even if i did have a fave it’d be shitty to say it out loud. 3/10

“oh sweet me too” FUCK YEAH 10/10

“can i join” well i barely know you so no. ranges from 2/10 to 4/10 depending on who’s asking

“woah so you’re like, an ot3 in real life” fuck your fandom shit. touch grass. 1/10

“i could never do polyamory” you’d think this is a perfectly fine thing to hear until you get it from EVERY FUCKING PERSON. 3/10

“thats cool” hell yeah it is. 9/10

“you'll get married and find the one eventually” fuck you ive already found the several and amatonormativity can go give birth to a cactus out of its asshole. 0/10

“so how do you guys break up” and we’re back with another well meaning question. if you are familiar with among us then that’s your answer. 5/10

“like sister wives” absolutely not. wildly different. 1/10

“rent must be way easier” monogamy? in this economy? yeah you have a point. 7/10

“huh i never thought of that, maybe i should become poly/open up my relationship” go nuts!! but be cautious as it could fuck up any present monogamous relationship you have, make sure to communicate clearly & respect boundaries. 6/10

“damn you must have so many threesomes/orgies” i mean yeah but also thats not how you start a conversation. 3/10

“oh that must be nice, having so many people who love you and you care about” awww thank you. it really, really is. 10/10

“like mormons” die. -10000/10

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Good things are coming to me this year and may those who would oppose me use caution as not even God himself could stop me

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“IT’S A SWORD, IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.” My favourite scene from The Hogfather. ___ See how this comic was made here.