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I literally cant fucking breathe 

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Hmm it's almost as if tiktok positioning itself to pander for a fascist to stay available to Americans leaves it vulnerable to governmental control

oh my god...

so the first screenshot is trying to look this up on tiktok normally, "donald trump rigged election" and it says that search violates community guidelines.

the second screenshot is looking up the same exact thing, but with a (australian) vpn on. canadian vpn didn't fix it fyi.

THIS is exactly the type of censorship to be looking out for on tiktok. this actually is crazy.

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Choosing a presentation topic is proving to be quite the endeavor for my sociology group. I suggested that we talk about cult recruitment tactics. Someone else suggested why some teens are jocks and others like tiktok. It's a toss-up for sure.

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a group of girls living in my building exited the elevator and, noticing my terrified expression, concluded that they must have walked in on a make-out with my boyfriend. What they failed to factor into their observation was the fact that one of them had let out a blood-curdling scream as the elevator doors opened. The reason? Her roommate grabbed her butt.

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The fact that "Charlotte" rhymes with "harlot" must have been the basis of so many absolutely devastating roasts in the 1800s.

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Gen Z being called the "snowflake generation" is a bold statement coming from the people who panic and flee South at the first sight of snow

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Y'ALL WE HAD ONE JOB

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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Today at Chick-fil-a a lady got mad at me because she wanted the sauce that starts with a "C" but not Chick-fil-a sauce or creamy salsa dressing.

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The first song I heard was Warrior of The Mind because it was trending on tiktok, then I've just spiraled into madness from there

I did a poll like this months and months ago, but now, with new sagas, and a growing group of Winions, I’m curious again when we all joined!

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Caterpillars

Another Sijo

I've never understood Caterpillars in the Springtime

Because if I had eaten as much as they had for dinner,

I would have taken a much longer nap before flying away.

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New Shoes

A Sijo

My mom told me the new shoes I'm wearing make me run so fast

"I'm proud," she says, but she can't remember buying them for me.

I'm even faster when the owner of the shoes is chasing me

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The Chick-fil-a I work at plays music quietly in the background. It has always made me somewhat uneasy and tonight I finally figured out why.

The music that my Chick-fil-a plays sounds like generic music that would be written for a low-budget movie that couldn't afford to use real, existing songs.

It's such an odd experience because the songs *almost* sound like real songs, but like, the twilight zone versions of them. It is truly a harrowing experience. Truly the "stepping into the backrooms" of music.

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I put a net over my garden to keep her out and she somehow managed to still get in 😂 Caught looking like she robbed a bank

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Picture this: you're given a lifetime supply of whatever, for now let's just say a lifetime supply of potato peelers or something, but they only send you like 5 and when the 5th one breaks, a red dot appears on your forehead. It is still a lifetime supply.

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Me when my IBS is BS

me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!