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Did you know that many gastropods can create a pearl, including terrestrial snails? The difference is nacre which is only found in some species of mollusks and which which gives pearls their beautiful shine. Terrestrial snails occasionally produce very small translucent white pearls which are usually lost. One non-nacre secreting sea snail, the melo melo, produces gorgeous pearls that are extremely prized and rare.

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You are an immortal who has been alive for over 2000 years. Nowadays, you work as a history teacher. Thing is, a lot of the history textbooks are just flat-out WRONG, and you would know; you were there for a lot of the events they cover. Fed up, you decide to teach what ACTUALLY happened.

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you have to be able to defend people who are receiving unjust treatment even if they annoy you even if you personally find them extremely annoying you still have to be able to stand up and say "well thats fucked up"

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Webb's Heart Of The Milky Way

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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

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im just not convinced humans were ever meant to be this busy

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my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life

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I had to talk to the store manager from a different store to get a package shipped out asap and after getting all of the info taken care of, we started shooting the shit and he's all "what do you think of texas? I could use a good asm like you."

and my bullshit response was "nah dude I don't do humidity."

but in reality? I want my own store, in my pretty little (big) mountains, that's closer to my family.

would it be fun living in texas? HELL YES IT WOULD. I'd be close to my very best friend, I'd have a place to stay almost immediately while I try to find my own living, and I'd be about five minutes away from civilization rather than 30+.

my next move is going to be up, not to the side. sorry dude. train your staff better, maybe you'll get an asm "like me."

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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Dean & Cas ⤠ 13.14 // Good Intentions

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one time when i was 17 i watched an episode of doctor who (tennant years) that made me so inconsolable that i went upstairs to my mom and i sobbed like, "please don't make fun of me, i'm so upset about a fake person from a tv show right now i can't stop crying." she let me sit in her lap and tell her all about the episode and i stopped crying and said i felt so stupid and she started laughing and she said, "i once cried this hard in college over a star trek episode. want to hear about it?" i said yes and then while she told me about the episode she got upset all over again 30 years later and she started crying and then i started laughing about it so hard i started crying again

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i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

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Ollie loves to have the bases of his ears massaged with my thumbs and whenever I do it for him his eyes close and pushes so hard into it that he has to brace with his legs to avoid falling over and he purrs, and every time I do it I think about how he can’t do that for himself on his own, and how wonderful and strange it is that our two species happened to evolve in a way that allowed a bread loaf-sized obligate carnivore capable of receiving the most satisfying ear rub imaginable, but only from a giant omnivorous ape