luckytreecomputer
435 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by luckytreecomputer and here's what we found interesting.
Average Info
Notes Per Post
628K
Likes Per Post
250K
Reblog Per Post
376K
Reply Per Post
1K
Time Between Posts
6 days
Number of Posts By Type
Text
15
Photo
2
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
1,644 Tumblr posts in 1 second.
Text
the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline
128K notes
·
View notes
Text
REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.
Please.
344K notes
·
View notes
Text
George samsa in metamorphosis: I've turned into a beetle and while that is a little freaky I'm also late for work and that, above everything else, is the most terrifying thing about this whole predicament
#This man.#I swear#He's what every capitalist billionaire ceo wants#George samsa: minimum wage worker extreme edition#Guy worries about getting clothes on while he's a beetle#He had to be flipped over on his bed because otherwise he probably would have gone to work like normal#I can picture it now#Giant beetle standing at the station waiting for the train#He has a briefcase#The people around him are in mild panic like do I say smth I don't wanna be rude#I need someone to draw that scene now#screaming crying frothing at the mouth#franz kafka#metamorphosis
1 note
·
View note
Text
Franz Kafka is literally a maniac.
He wrote a story about a man who turns into a beetle, gives us minimal backstory and no explanation, and literally everyone eats it up.
Iconic
#franz kafka#Hey guess what I'm reading another new book again#We Stan one(1) freaky German man#Guy comes up with the wildest shit and turns it into something vaguely horrifying#kafkaesque
1 note
·
View note
Text
Rip Nikolai Gogol, you would've loved Tumblr.
#What if- what if this one guy lost his nose and all the characters involved#Were super confused and panicked#Then he gets his nose back and his life goes back to normal. Wouldn't that just be so fucked up?#Nikolai gogol#The Overcoat#The Nose#Diary of a Madman#He gets it#He understands#The original shitposter#-Gogol about to write The nose#He must've been high#He had a high-dea and then sobered up and still decided to write about it#This guy is wack#I love him give me more
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock
126K notes
·
View notes
Text
I love looking at old novels written by dead guys with The Queer Eye. It's what they would've wanted. Or, at least, they're not complaining
0 notes
Text
a (trans) man runs off with his lover to escape an arranged marriage and pursue their dreams of being musicians and is accidentally followed by his ex-fiance who's actually an escaped prisoner running from the law who was pretending to be a Gentleman (tm). Who is also in love with him(before he transitioned) still and doesn't know that "she" is a he.
Also this is from a novel written in the 1800s. It took me 1050 pages to get here, but this. this.
#It's wonderful#queer history#Unfortunately this is only a tiny sub plot#If anyone wants to write a follow up novel of it I will be so happy#eugenie danglars#I'm gonna call him Eugene#Eugene is my favorite character and deserves the world#Also the entire Morrel family#the count of monte cristo#It's weird#I dislike the main plot line and characters#(Barring a few exceptions)#But I live for the side plot#And the character interactions#Albert Franz Debray and Beauchamp#Such good friends#And a little queer coded#Mademoiselle d'Armilly#I've forgotten her first name#Whatever#Andrea Cavalcanti#otherwise known as#Bendetto SomethingOrOther#Idk I've forgotten his name too
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
^ clearly hasnt read crime and punishment. razumikhin did all that just for you to just say theres no yaoi in c&p ?????? shut the fuck up
144 notes
·
View notes
Text
The Count: I am darkness, I am night, and I am the avenging angel in your nightmares.
The Count: omg Julie!!!! Hiiii :))))!!!!!
the Count of Monte Cristo, pointing to his servants: YOU'RE INCOMPETENT, YOU'RE INCOMPETENT, YOU'RE INCOMPETENT
The Count: not you, Ali, you're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
the Count of Monte Cristo, pointing to his servants: YOU'RE INCOMPETENT, YOU'RE INCOMPETENT, YOU'RE INCOMPETENT
The Count: not you, Ali, you're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here
Ali: :)
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
In hindsight, perhaps the entire reason he wrote this was so he could make a fucked-up fairytale guy.
Alexander Dumas: hey, wanna see something really fucked up?
Alexander Dumas: writes The Count of Monte Cristo
1 note
·
View note
Text
Nothing like your favorite character going a little bit feral while two guys in the background watch horrified to put you in a good mood
0 notes
Text
Alexander Dumas: hey, wanna see something really fucked up?
Alexander Dumas: writes The Count of Monte Cristo
1 note
·
View note