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Brennan: I'm gonna make a little code in a fake language and give them just the tiniest clue of how they might crack it and it’ll be a tantalizing little mystery for them
Siobhan:
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hey people with OCD just so you know this is in fact reassurance seeking. talk to your therapist abt it
if you have OCD that moralistic post it not about you. keep scrolling. i love you
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I love reading classic books because I get part way through one and I suddenly realise that despite its prevalence in pop culture, I don't actually know what it's about, or how it ends.
and that is great. because then I get to read the rest of it and then, finally, I sit there and I go "oh, fuck, THAT'S why it's a classic!"
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chappell roan please I am begging you please release subway
if chappell roan really cares abt gay people she'll release subway before I go back to NYC
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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It’s been one episode and this 80 year old man and his ex-step-grandaughter have a grip on me
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going to start bullying people who live in major cities and make folk music
#if you make folk music and leave on the east coast i require you have lived in rural appalachia for at least a year to earn my respect#<- prec does northern appalachia still count#<- prev yes northern Appalachia counts i live there
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I’m gnashing my teeth like a child of Cain
If this is a prison I’m willing to bite my own chain
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I just need to point out to those unaware: Moose do swim, to the point where one of their only natural predators are orca
#I am a little obsessed with extreme sports and the stories that come from them#There was this Irish guy paddling the Yukon and he's the oldest person so ever do it source to see or smth#But anyway he looks over sees like what he thinks is a log floating near him#It's a moose#He hightails it out of there bc like moose are dangerous as shit
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katie gavin the woman you are!
#I knew before it started this August would be a hard one#Late summer love sprung up between us#didn't last through the seasons#I am broken hearted it was still beautiful
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going to start bullying people who live in major cities and make folk music
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imagine if it were that easy
#stop me if I sound like a broken record but#Have you considered exposure response prevention#Also weed
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I'm curious. Tag this with your sexuality and what your favorite M/F ship is.
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hate it when the exposure response prevention prevents the response
#chris.txt#smth smth stereotypical remark abt missing being a little crazy#Like. I am supposed to be sad for the rest of the year not for less than a month#idk at least I got confirmation that the intensity good feelings is still the same
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