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i’m cracking up at this

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And, baby, that’s show business for you 

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And, baby, that’s show business for you. New album The Life of a Showgirl. Out October 3  ❤️‍🔥

https://taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift 📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

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the life of a showgirl

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thinking about her

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when ts12 is being teased but im still at the reasurant (red photoshoot)

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i’m just a girl

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The best things that have ever been mine... finally actually are. Taylor Swift + discography

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picture to burn at the CMA music festival, 2009

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taylor swift speak now tour 2011

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There was a blue version of the speak now tour dress?

I became a swiftie after midnights came out so i did not know this! can some older swifties answer this?

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bells, i have to tell you something (ironic)

rating: pg 13

Word count: 642

Suemmerry: altered universe, when connie baby takes bellybutton to Cousins bveach during da winter time he has some important news to tell her after the coco

warnings : c*nrad f!sher, c*ncer, puk!ng, d*ath, chem0, belly goes ba1d, curs!ve s!nging, gh0sts, Justin Bieber, standing 0n buisness, belly dancing, despacito, dance monkey, dancing monkies, ariana grande

Author's note: this is irronic and spelling errors are intental to be goofy, i am not team conrad, that is why i made this so funny. Also I wrote this with my best friend and it was a lot funnier when we were writing it

English is inbdeed my favorite language

i for any errors you may find,its because conrad in a butt

Belly and conrad just came in from ouside, conrad just took belly to cousins in the winter time, tehy rolled around in the snow and listened to taylor swift then the came inside and drank dusty cocoa.

"how does it taste?" asked belly

"dusty" connie baby replies angily, "its kinda gross belly"

"just spit in it" replied belly as she spits in hers "the water in cousins is kinda saltly so"

conrad doesnt know what say untill he gets a phone call

"i gotta answer this" conrad goes and walks into the other room

susanahs docter called conrad

"connie, i have someting very important to tell you, ur moms cancer is genetic and can be transmitted in some ways if your picking up im what putting down" said docter jumper

"so your saying i have cancer?" says the uglier fisher

"no, im saying isabellybutton conklin and nickel have cancer, it skipped you but you still can transmitet" said dr jumper

conrad colllapes to dusty floor

"connie?" says docter jumper "you still there?"

isabellybutton walks in "FISH BOY? connie!"

the uglier fisher is on the ground still, there is dust on his shirt, karma for saying bellybutt's cocoa was gross and dusty, now whos gross and dusty now ugly fish boy

Belly puts dusty cocoa in a spray bottle and sprays it on him while singing his favorties songs to wake him up

"Desk, pasito Halo, for speed, R2, foil, boy, dress, bar, seat, tow Cracker, cat, LaLiga, toaster, celery, throw" belly doesnt know es pail yo so she tries her best to sing despacito, but because she sang it so bad, fish boy doesnt wake up, to try again she sings dance monkey

"dance monkey dance monkey dance monkey oh oh oh" sings bells

conrad wakes up and says "the lyrics are dance for me you idoiot!"

"ok?" belly button begins belly dance beautufily

"WAIT?" says boat butt boy (conrad) "you have cancer? how u doin dis?"

"huh" says belly

"nevermind" says boat butt boy slyliy and he walks out to the beach

belly chases after him?

"hey, u, fish boy i got cancer? thats my star sign! Im a july baby!!!" Says stomach

There at the beach now

"Bells, I have to tell you somthing, doctor jumper says that susanahs cancer is is genetic and transmitsble, it is a new type of cancer and that's why it is genetic and contagious but it skipped me and now you and Nicole have cancer" says the ugly fisher bro

Belly scratches her hair and a clump of hair falls out "gosh Connie your stressing me out so much my hair is falling out from stress and not even chemo" now all of her hair is gone "god Connie, I should have picked jere, you are literally ruining my life"

"Oh grow up belly" says Connie baby

"GROW UP? YOUR TELLING ME TO GROW UP? YOU GAVE ME CANCER!" Screams belly. But she is screaming so loud she caught the attention of a nearby boat, with justin beiber and ariana grande? They pull there boat over to see conrad and belly fighting.

Justin beiber docks his boat to see what's going on, hey you, why are you bald?

"Because I have cancer? This fish boy gave me cancer!" Says stomach

"Cancer isnt contagious you idiots" says justin bieber

"Well his mommy has special cancer" says isabellybutton. Then, suddenly, THE GHOST OF SUSANAH COMES ON AN ELECTRIC TANDOM BIKE WITH ARIANA GRANDE AND HER PET MONKIES?

"Hey bells, its me susanah, sorry bout the cancer! My bad, but anyway imma go hang with my girl ari" says the ghost of susanah

"Yuh" says ariana grande, her and susanah peddle away as ariana grande sings a mash up of despacito and dance monkey and her monkies start dancing.

Then belly throws up and dies

The end

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Taylor Swift and John Mayer Fearless tour LA

hey so this is like insane! also if you guys are reading this, let me know if you want to help me work on a spread sheet of all of taylors outfits from different tours! Im trying to organize them by varients but its hard because alot of her early tours were very poorly documented so message me if you want to help out!

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Taylor Swift debut triple platinum party