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one thing that will always be funny to me about batfam is that jason is forever convinced that dick is bruce's favorite child while all of his siblings know for sure that bruce's favorite child is actually jason

some random reporter: who's your favorite child?

bruce: how DARE YOU imply that i play favorites, i love ALL of my children equally

dick, without missing a bit: oh he absolutely plays favorites, it was jason

tim: rest in peace

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Steph: Who was the best kid? Like, when you got them, who was best at, uh, being a..good kid?

Bruce, immediately: Jason.

Tim, traumatized: Let's not do this right now.

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NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

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dick is so funny hes like im my OWN man with my OWN life and im NOT batmans fucking sidekick ANYMORE im NOT gonna take his orders im NOT gonna do whatever he asks me to im gonna live for ME and do what I DECIDE to do and follow my OWN path and forge a name for myself INDEPENDENT of bruce because i am NOT him and im NOT going to live under his shadow anymore. but then bruce calls like “hey dick i know youre halfway around the world currently having an identity crisis and going through severe unchecked emotional turmoil but can you come back to gotham? i cant reach my glass of water and dont want to get up. also could u like, ruin every aspect of your own life on your way here” and dick is like “Absolutely. Ill be there Five minutes ago”

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batman by rafael de latorre & marcelo maiolo; the penguin (2023-)

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Jason is an "I'd kill for you" person stuck in a "live for me" family.

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The thing I'm wondering about is why it's Batman who always gets the blame for what is more or less standard fare across the DCU. "Batman indoctrinates children into his war, the Robins are child soldiers!" But where is this energy for Wally West or Roy Harper or anyone else? Why doesn't anyone call Barry or Clark or Ollie out for indoctrinating children? And in the same vein, Batman gets consistently torn apart for not killing the Joker, when I don't really see any other hero get this? No one is writing hit pieces on Superman for not killing Luthor, but somehow saying Batman is a coward and in the wrong for not wanting to compromise on his principles is a significantly popular opinion? Like, there are legitimate reasons to criticize Bruce as a character (his controlling nature, his tendency to be cold and distant and push people away, etc.), but why is it always the wrong arguments (that have already been explained and explored in depth in canon) that always get the most traction? And why is it always Batman?

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i think about these 3 guys (+ titus) eating absolute shit in this panel, frequently.

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i think this is the most normal brother moment they've ever had

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Then Jason never kills again.

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when im in a "loudly and constantly say youre nothing like your father while simultaneously being a carbon copy of him" competition and my opponent is jason todd

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they’re canceling me for the way I deal with grief. Also for all the severed heads and the bombings and the racketeering and the

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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance

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just a little guy and his army of pets.

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HE'S JUST A BABY OHMYGODDDD