luka-labrathor

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y'all know that whole left-brained/right-brained thing is fake right? and the "brain fully develops at age 25" thing? and the "we only use 10% of our brains" thing? yeah they're all complete horseshit please yell at anyone who says them

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ČESKÝM NEBINÁRNÍM LIDEM SE OPRAVDU ŘÍKÁ “ENBÍCI”?? JÁ MYSLEL ŽE JSEM JEDINEJ KDO JIM TAK ŘÍKÁ

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A tale in 4 parts

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(čtěte se silným ostravským přízvukem)

"a co chceš slavit, že jsi nezaměstnanAnY?"

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ive seen ppl using /gen, but what abt /nom, /voc, /acc, /dat and /abl?

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My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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English is the lingua franca, de facto.

Science Communication lecturer making several points at once.

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Přestěhuje-li se známá sedmihlavá nestvůra z řecké mytologie do pouště, stane se z ní dehydra?

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Čumblere,

všichni víme, že smícháme-li colu a rum, dostaneme

Cuba libre

Rád bych ovšem do váčku naší všeobecné kulturní znalosti zařadil i skutečnost, že pokud namíchame kofolu a tuzemák, říká se tomu

Jakub Svoboda

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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gynekologie na vesnici hits different 🙏✨✨✨

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives

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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will