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oh god my phone is lagging

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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GUYS THE TEXT IS TO MYSELF FOR THE AESTHETIC I DIDN’T ACTUALLY SEND IT TO MY GRANDPARENTS BUT HERE

WARNINGS: semi-political rant, calling family out on their bs, references to the maga agenda and ice activity, please avoid if you’re sensitive to these things!! there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you for being triggered by them, just be careful! :) all of my sympathy goes to those affected by the genocide, ice, and everybody the second trump administration is harming. i really hope to help all of you as best i can if i get into political science. (i am, but i’m unsure if i’ll major or minor in it. probably major.)

DNI if you’re pro-trump/maga, zionist, pro-genocide, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, or racist. you WILL be blocked. <3 not all are relevant to the post but that doesn’t mean i want that activity anywhere NEAR my account. you have been warned.

my grandparents are VERY much pro-trump and they LOVE to watch fox news. now, whenever i’m over with friends or on my own they’re watching fox or talking about how horrible and ungrateful these judges, politicians, and lawyers are for opposing their lord and savior, donald trump. but my grandma has the AUDACITY to say “leave politics at the door”, she won’t bring them up, but my grandpa sure will. and he’ll BLAST fox news. he’ll criticize biden, obama, and kamala with misinformation he got from fox and use it against me if i ever tell him to stop talking about politics like my grandma says. when she says, “leave politics at the door,” she means, “i’m too scared of confronting you or my husband because i hate disagreeing with you and my daughter and i agree with my “christian” maga republican husband but he won’t listen to me because i’m a woman, and he’s allowed to talk about politics, just not you because you’re not old enough.” and she has the AUDACITY to criticize my mother TO MY FACE for her political-ish instagram stories. they aren’t political as much as they are the truth—people are being stolen and kidnapped from their FAMILIES and sent to countries they’ve never been or wanted to get away from, PEOPLE are held in concentration camps like germany in 1939-1945. and she has the audacity to criticize my MOTHER, her DAUGHTER, for standing up like this on her INSTAGRAM STORIES. i love my grandparents because they always supported the whimsy in me growing up but GODS they piss me off to the point of screaming into my pillow when i’m home sometimes with their “trump is saving us!!!” bullshit. i don’t care if you’re a republican or a democrat or anything in-between. if you’re a hypocrite, maga, and pro-cruelty/genocide, i refuse to back you up.

sorry, rant over <3 have a great day!!! love you guys!!!

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Y'all think there are "my mom sold me to Huntrix" fics in the KPDH universe

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i love kpdh guys save me it has me in a chokehold

Mira and Zoey growing more concerned as they notice Rumi being attached to her phone and going back to reaching for oversized sweaters and high neck shirts; they decide to take a look over her shoulder next time she’s glued to her phone only to find her scrolling through pages of hate comments on twitter.

‘Rumi’s new tattoos are such an eye sore, hope she covers them up again soon’

‘Rumi’s really dragging down the group image recently, no wonder Huntr/x fought on stage at idol awards’

‘Imagine jeopardising your group’s reputation just so you can have full body tats, couldn’t be me’

It takes less than a week before Mira’s debuting a blackwork sleeve that curls up her arm and across her shoulder like smoke, Zoey’s close behind sporting a watercolour lotus flower that wraps around her wrist and lower forearm.

Rumi gawks when she sees them, eyes darting between her band mates and the open comment section on her phone. “Um, you guys look great, but was now really a great time… I’m already causing enough problems for us all.”

“That’s the point, Rumi.” Zoey explains, wrapping her in a hug. “It’s not your fault, and if people wanna come for you then they’ll have to come for all three of us!”

“Yeah!” Mira agrees, placing a comforting hand on Rumi’s shoulder. “I’d love to see someone try and say we don’t approve of your patterns now.”

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HELP WHAT

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

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got really bored and made a bunch of jax doodles, puppeteer au by @rorydrawsandwrites :3 enjoy!

(idk what else to draw but i’m obsessed with epic the musical and tadc again so feel free to request aus or js doodles of those characters, no guarantee it’ll happen though bc i’m working two jobs, studying for two ap classes, and taking driver’s ed 😭)

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historical shi right here

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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fuck maga!! i’m also in a place where targets of ice are common, so, please, make so many minor conveniences that they become major ❤️

(X) (X)

ETA a new option:

(From a source I will not link.)

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CREEPYPASTA (and slenderverse) ENJOYERS SERVER!!!!

for embracing cringe :3 made by me, @spiderplnt and @lukewarmsoapytoast <3333

this server is: all ages, pro cringe, plural safe (including ALL endogenics!!), oc friendly, anti drama, and all that good stuff :3

dm me with any questions <333

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cutely changes tumblr colors to true blue bc it reminds me of mouthwashing <333

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Mouthwashing characters asking you for their contact names in your phone!! 🌸🎀

FYI - Anya cried for hours when you said platonic

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Hello, I am Tareq from Gaza Iam trying save my family from the genocide happening here. I ask for your help in spreading my story and donating if you can contribute anything, no matter how small.Please don,t forget to sharethe latest post from my page and follow my account to help spread the story to the world. Thank you.

I’m so sorry I can’t donate with my current financial situation, but I’ll gladly spread the word!

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Quick little thingy!!! On this post, feel free to request a fic! I will probably take a while to get it done and eventually I may do commissions but for now requests are free and l'll do as many fics requested as I can!!

No guarantee I will do it, sorry, I have school and lots of busywork.

Fandoms:

EPIC: the Musical

The Amazing Digital Circus

Jujutsu Kaisen

That's Not My Neighbor

The Owl House

Steven Universe

OXENFREE

Death Note

Sally Face

Eddsworld

Danganronpa

Creepypasta

You are allowed to be related to, dating, friends with, (reasonably) any relationship with your requested fandom or character!

I will turn down certain requests, and I WILL state a reason.

I expect you all not to request some outrageously heinous shit <3

Not writing smut because I’m horrible at it and my blog is minor friendly. :3

UGH the URGE to just spam this acc with angst writing is INSANE. Sadly, I haven’t written a full-length read in a while, I’ve had college classes in the mornings and I get busy in the afternoons. So, my point is, HERE’S SOME QUOTES I CAME UP WITH OR WANT TO USE‼️‼️

Please only reuse w/ credit!

Most of these taken from irl because it was funny 😭

LET ME KNOW YOUR OPINIONS AND WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT QUOTES AND SUCH IN!!!

Quotes

•

"Of course you do, and you’re going to regret those bad decisions in the morning when you’re sober."

“What morning?”

•

“You ignore my requests like they’re food allergies at a foreign restaurant and you wonder why I wanna hang out with girls more.”

•

“I wish I could love you, too.”

•

“It’s because I’m in love with you.”

“Because you wha—oh my god, it all makes sense now.”

•

"Alright, alright, I’ll tell you. But you can't laugh, okay? Promise me you’ll listen without judgment."

“I mean unless you say that you managed to kill a god, I won’t laugh.”

“Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence.”

•

“My love…You— You know there isn’t any recovering from this, the medics won’t arrive in time, I-I’ll die. I deserve to be made fun of for being that stupid, but I don’t regret my choice…saving you was my goal overall in life, my purpose, and I succeeded..I can die happy, but you need to let me go, first.”

•

“And how am I supposed to believe you, huh? You wanna bring that fucking whore in to confirm that you still love me? That you regret fucking her over and over, and over, repeatedly, on our own damn bed??”

“[First Name], I—”

“It’s [Last Name] now, that’s what you’ll be referring to me as. No more pet names, no more first name. Goodbye, find somebody else to manipulate.”

•

“Dude, you literally shot me.”

“I was beat as a child, do you hate me, do you want me dead, I know you do, I understand—”

•

“I have a penis and it isn’t mine. ☺️”

“Uhh, what?”

“You heard me.”

“Where r u rn??”

“I’m w ur mom”

“Bruh”

“The party you told me not to go to.”

“Omw.”

•

“If you could have any superpower, what would it be?”

“😈”

“Uh oh? Please tell me you haven’t written an essay about this already and I happened to send that around the time you finished it.”

“I think I'd have the ability to persuade people. It's nothing special but imagine how much success you could end up having and also how many people you could befriend. I like having friends. ALSO you can stop any wars with just a "Stop pretty pls 🥺👉👈" like it's the best superpower. You could save the world with it basically, screw pollution”

“Dear god, keep going. I’m interested.”

“People who wanna fly are confusing, like, go skydiving or something like that, pull a hiccup from HTTYD. And why obtain invisibility when you can just tell people you aren’t there?”

“Wait, you’ve got a point.”

“Somebody asking why we’re stalking them? Hit them with the ‘NUH UH! I’M NOT EVEN HERE, BABY! I’M A HALLUCINATION!’. That’ll win.”

“Oh my god you’re onto something.”

“Someone trying to end the world? Nope. ‘Pretty pls be a good person 🥺’ them.”

“How long have you been thinking about this?”

“Since you asked.”

“YOU THOUGHT THAT UP THAT QUICKLY???”

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"What if he thinks I'm being dense?"

"Then he'll stop liking you. Problem solved."

Ideas

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When they're constantly assuring as they lay dying, "I'm fine, I'll be okay, don't worry about me, l'll live." But their final words, whispered, barely audible,

"I don't want to die."

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“I’ll be there for you”, “I’m sorry”, “I love you”, over and over again. “don’t hurt yourself”, “We need a break”, “I need you”, All of this, but you never mean it. Never. Not when I need you, your mistakes are a record on loop, your love is as present as my father. You don’t care if I hurt myself, especially because you hurt me. Can this break last forever? You need me to do as you say, you don’t need me there.

•

If HS!Gojo had a crush he’d confess like this:

(Texting)

“Let’s go on a date, do you like sex? Lol. <3”

•

Chr picks up a completely dry and closed jar of salsa.

“Salsaaaa…”

Something drips on their toe.

“Is…Is it wet?”

Frantically checking the jar for water droplets or cracks. Nothing.

“Excuse me???”

Confused.

“WHY???”

Concerned.

•

Father telling small adopted demon child to stay behind while they search for a plushie.

"Perhaps you should stay here, honey. This is no place for a child anyways. I'm sure we don't want you getting kidnapped by some kind of murderer, do we?"

"👹" Foaming at the mouth.

"Dear god, what have I done?"

•

Two characters arguing in a group chat over who’s hotter and it turns into an argument over who would be a better boyfriend to you. This is how you make your grand entrance.

“What did I just stumble upon at this very unfortunate hour. I wish to die.”

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THE URGE TO WRITE A READER INSERT FIC SO HORRENDOUSLY ANGSTY THAT YOU’RE ALL GONNA NEED AN UKULELE APOLOGY VIDEO FROM ME, YOU WILL NOT BE SPARED.

DON’T TEMPT ME. 😈😈😈

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UGH the URGE to just spam this acc with angst writing is INSANE. Sadly, I haven’t written a full-length read in a while, I’ve had college classes in the mornings and I get busy in the afternoons. So, my point is, HERE’S SOME QUOTES I CAME UP WITH OR WANT TO USE‼️‼️

Please only reuse w/ credit!

Most of these taken from irl because it was funny 😭

LET ME KNOW YOUR OPINIONS AND WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT QUOTES AND SUCH IN!!!

Quotes

•

"Of course you do, and you’re going to regret those bad decisions in the morning when you’re sober."

“What morning?”

•

“You ignore my requests like they’re food allergies at a foreign restaurant and you wonder why I wanna hang out with girls more.”

•

“I wish I could love you, too.”

•

“It’s because I’m in love with you.”

“Because you wha—oh my god, it all makes sense now.”

•

"Alright, alright, I’ll tell you. But you can't laugh, okay? Promise me you’ll listen without judgment."

“I mean unless you say that you managed to kill a god, I won’t laugh.”

“Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence.”

•

“My love…You— You know there isn’t any recovering from this, the medics won’t arrive in time, I-I’ll die. I deserve to be made fun of for being that stupid, but I don’t regret my choice…saving you was my goal overall in life, my purpose, and I succeeded..I can die happy, but you need to let me go, first.”

•

“And how am I supposed to believe you, huh? You wanna bring that fucking whore in to confirm that you still love me? That you regret fucking her over and over, and over, repeatedly, on our own damn bed??”

“[First Name], I—”

“It’s [Last Name] now, that’s what you’ll be referring to me as. No more pet names, no more first name. Goodbye, find somebody else to manipulate.”

•

“Dude, you literally shot me.”

“I was beat as a child, do you hate me, do you want me dead, I know you do, I understand—”

•

“I have a penis and it isn’t mine. ☺️”

“Uhh, what?”

“You heard me.”

“Where r u rn??”

“I’m w ur mom”

“Bruh”

“The party you told me not to go to.”

“Omw.”

•

“If you could have any superpower, what would it be?”

“😈”

“Uh oh? Please tell me you haven’t written an essay about this already and I happened to send that around the time you finished it.”

“I think I'd have the ability to persuade people. It's nothing special but imagine how much success you could end up having and also how many people you could befriend. I like having friends. ALSO you can stop any wars with just a "Stop pretty pls 🥺👉👈" like it's the best superpower. You could save the world with it basically, screw pollution”

“Dear god, keep going. I’m interested.”

“People who wanna fly are confusing, like, go skydiving or something like that, pull a hiccup from HTTYD. And why obtain invisibility when you can just tell people you aren’t there?”

“Wait, you’ve got a point.”

“Somebody asking why we’re stalking them? Hit them with the ‘NUH UH! I’M NOT EVEN HERE, BABY! I’M A HALLUCINATION!’. That’ll win.”

“Oh my god you’re onto something.”

“Someone trying to end the world? Nope. ‘Pretty pls be a good person 🥺’ them.”

“How long have you been thinking about this?”

“Since you asked.”

“YOU THOUGHT THAT UP THAT QUICKLY???”

•

"What if he thinks I'm being dense?"

"Then he'll stop liking you. Problem solved."

Ideas

•

When they're constantly assuring as they lay dying, "I'm fine, I'll be okay, don't worry about me, l'll live." But their final words, whispered, barely audible,

"I don't want to die."

•

“I’ll be there for you”, “I’m sorry”, “I love you”, over and over again. “don’t hurt yourself”, “We need a break”, “I need you”, All of this, but you never mean it. Never. Not when I need you, your mistakes are a record on loop, your love is as present as my father. You don’t care if I hurt myself, especially because you hurt me. Can this break last forever? You need me to do as you say, you don’t need me there.

•

If HS!Gojo had a crush he’d confess like this:

(Texting)

“Let’s go on a date, do you like sex? Lol. <3”

•

Chr picks up a completely dry and closed jar of salsa.

“Salsaaaa…”

Something drips on their toe.

“Is…Is it wet?”

Frantically checking the jar for water droplets or cracks. Nothing.

“Excuse me???”

Confused.

“WHY???”

Concerned.

•

Father telling small adopted demon child to stay behind while they search for a plushie.

"Perhaps you should stay here, honey. This is no place for a child anyways. I'm sure we don't want you getting kidnapped by some kind of murderer, do we?"

"👹" Foaming at the mouth.

"Dear god, what have I done?"

•

Two characters arguing in a group chat over who’s hotter and it turns into an argument over who would be a better boyfriend to you. This is how you make your grand entrance.

“What did I just stumble upon at this very unfortunate hour. I wish to die.”