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do you have any advice on competitive insect eating? Asking for a friend.

- @hydrogentruck

dunk the bugs in water, it helps them go down easier.

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um yeah?? at least I think I would be. You might have to teach me to clean up after them, though, and like. what they eat.

seeds? bugs? cereal?

The masses must know, if coil asked you to marry him, would you accept….

yes, as long as there are no children involved. besides birds. I would be a lovely bird father.

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Someone mailed me 20 pounds of bricks in my mailbox

-@jaxson-davis

you must have a big ass mailbox. mine only fits like. one.

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child.

how old are you??

26 years of age. in other words, old as fuck

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O’course. Anytime, man.

-He scooped some noodles onto three different plates, hesitating on the third.-

Does she eat… y’know, normal food yet?

@thatsmy-role

-Lumber looked up from cleaning the stovetop. He had the kid on his hip, who was babbling at him nonsensically as he nodded along. He smiled upon seeing his brother.-

Morning, sleepyhead. Had a good nap?

[lumbered-with-timber]

The masses must know, if coil asked you to marry him, would you accept….

yes, as long as there are no children involved. besides birds. I would be a lovely bird father.

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how old are you??

26 years of age. in other words, old as fuck

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-He nods.-

Yeah, well. It is what it is, I guess. And you’ve got the yard’s support, we’re all behind you. Well, most of us.

@thatsmy-role

-Lumber looked up from cleaning the stovetop. He had the kid on his hip, who was babbling at him nonsensically as he nodded along. He smiled upon seeing his brother.-

Morning, sleepyhead. Had a good nap?

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I would be, too, if I was suddenly thrust into the role of parenting. I mean, normally trains would have a while to prepare.

@thatsmy-role

-Lumber looked up from cleaning the stovetop. He had the kid on his hip, who was babbling at him nonsensically as he nodded along. He smiled upon seeing his brother.-

Morning, sleepyhead. Had a good nap?

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-Lumber rolls his eyes as he begins preparing the spaghetti.-

People always say shit like that. I’m sure they’re doing the best they can.

@thatsmy-role

-Lumber looked up from cleaning the stovetop. He had the kid on his hip, who was babbling at him nonsensically as he nodded along. He smiled upon seeing his brother.-

Morning, sleepyhead. Had a good nap?

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-Lumber nodded, grabbing the ingredients necessary for spaghetti and laying them out on the counter.-

Mh, yeah. They’re doin’ alright?

@thatsmy-role

-Lumber looked up from cleaning the stovetop. He had the kid on his hip, who was babbling at him nonsensically as he nodded along. He smiled upon seeing his brother.-

Morning, sleepyhead. Had a good nap?

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No, no I’m pretty sure they’re green.

How tall r u?

tall enough! Taller than my siblings, at least.

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-he crinkled his nose.-

A mold spore? Are those blue?

How tall r u?

tall enough! Taller than my siblings, at least.

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valid. I think your hair is stupid.

what up ugly

@green-0-arrow

what do you want, snot-face?

[lumbered-with-timber]

your hair looks like grass. if I were a cow, I’d eat it.

How tall r u?

tall enough! Taller than my siblings, at least.

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-Lumber smiled as he began rummaging through the pantry for something to cook. The kitchen and the living room looked more tidy than Porter had left it when he went off to nap.-

Where’s Electra, by the way? Not complaining about takin’ care of the little one, of course, but I noticed that they weren’t here.

@thatsmy-role

-Lumber looked up from cleaning the stovetop. He had the kid on his hip, who was babbling at him nonsensically as he nodded along. He smiled upon seeing his brother.-

Morning, sleepyhead. Had a good nap?

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-Lumber chuckled softly.-

If you take her for a bit, I can cook something for us.

@thatsmy-role

-Lumber looked up from cleaning the stovetop. He had the kid on his hip, who was babbling at him nonsensically as he nodded along. He smiled upon seeing his brother.-

Morning, sleepyhead. Had a good nap?