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...Better than the alternative of it being a cave without a road in it, I suppose...

Alright do we think victory road is an actual road here or just a cave

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Cave.

Alright do we think victory road is an actual road here or just a cave

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Allegedly there are roads within the cave in some regions. Mine is not one such region.

Why. Is Victory Road. A cave.

Who named this place. I only wish to speak to you.

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Unfortunately I have been as of yet unsuccessful locating that individual myself. I too have some pointed questions for them. Beginning with why.

Why. Is Victory Road. A cave.

Who named this place. I only wish to speak to you.

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Happy pride! Lesbians deserve swords

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It is not funny. And I appreciate others being dragged into it even less.

Yo, Carmilla. Any chance you bit a guy named Des last night?

My name is Maria.

Have we not established that I am not a vampire by now.

I do not even know who that is.

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Yo, Carmilla. Any chance you bit a guy named Des last night?

My name is Maria.

Have we not established that I am not a vampire by now.

I do not even know who that is.

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Maria. I too hail from another world, originally. Though the less that is said about it, the better.

You want me to... introduce myself. To an infinite room of strangers from an infinite amount of worlds and universes that can take and send anything, including metaphysical concepts, via a large-beaked bird.

Yeah, why not?

I can't wrap my head around you, sometimes.

My name is Wen Qing, to whomever this may concern. She/her. Apparently, some of you may know my little brother, Wen Ning, so let me make it very clear that if you have ever done anything to hurt him or otherwise, you will not be doing so for much longer.

That's threatening.

Thank you, it was my intent.

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Pelipper Mail!

You like breathing air? Here's more of it. You get nothing but air. Don't spend it all in one place.

Oddly specific, and I am unsure how to feel about the implications that you thought this would be necessary. Thank you, I suppose?

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You seem interesting, Wen Qing. To be clear, I mean this as a compliment.

You want me to... introduce myself. To an infinite room of strangers from an infinite amount of worlds and universes that can take and send anything, including metaphysical concepts, via a large-beaked bird.

Yeah, why not?

I can't wrap my head around you, sometimes.

My name is Wen Qing, to whomever this may concern. She/her. Apparently, some of you may know my little brother, Wen Ning, so let me make it very clear that if you have ever done anything to hurt him or otherwise, you will not be doing so for much longer.

That's threatening.

Thank you, it was my intent.

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OOC: hey maybe DON'T randomly pelipper mail people severed toes, what the fuck. this has happened to two of my blogs, I deleted both asks and will not be engaging with them and I suggest that others who receive those asks do the same

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So do we all...

OHHHHHH I HATE THE STUPID TILE PUZZLES

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you didnt hear this from me but i may have gotten maria to run interference while i haunted the shit out of them last time we were there >:P

Apparently, the Pokéflute is a radio station now. The Pokémon tower. Is now. A radio tower.

DO YOU WANT YOUR ASSES TO HAUNTED????? THATS HOW YOU GET FUCKING HAUNTED OHHHH MY ARC

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YOU. YOU UNDERSTAND ME im still SO fucking mad about thatttt

Apparently, the Pokéflute is a radio station now. The Pokémon tower. Is now. A radio tower.

DO YOU WANT YOUR ASSES TO HAUNTED????? THATS HOW YOU GET FUCKING HAUNTED OHHHH MY ARC

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There is a nonzero chance that is because of a recent volcanic eruption. Those occurred often enough in my Johto that the Blaine I know made a deal with a volcanic god to ensure there would not be others in his lifetime.

...It does seem to have worked out for him? He is not dead and the volcano on Cinnabar Island has not erupted since, though there has been at least one close call I am aware of.

Probably could do Blaine's gym. Gonna go do that.

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Oh. That kind of interview. My apologies, I misunderstood Ren's complaint to mean that he was the one conducting the interviews.

...Yes, journalists here prefer to interview everyone but me, it seems. I have no objections to this.

I HATE INTERVIEWS. I HATEEEEEE INTERVIEWS.

I need to find someone responsible to take my job ASAP

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There are interviews involved in your Johto??

I HATE INTERVIEWS. I HATEEEEEE INTERVIEWS.

I need to find someone responsible to take my job ASAP