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Horrible update. Spitty (Spock kitty) has been completed and brought to the William Shatner live show. Cried during the showing of Wrath of Khan. The cat did, not me. I’m too cool to cry. Anyways, I bought the signed comic. Very cool. I would like to reiterate my claim that if mpreg was real, I would highly enjoy it with William Shatner (with me on the receiving end).

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i wish mpreg was real so William Shatner could get me pregnant

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do you guys think Spock has heard of skibidi toilet

its gotta be in a history curriculum at starfleet academy somewhere

if not skibidi then what about nyan cat

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I hope Batel turns into à seven foot Tall freaky lizard woman hybrid after the gene therapy and has freak gorn sex with pike

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crying because im thinking about all the Star Trek fanfiction i can’t read. even if i devoted my life to it, i wouldn’t be able to consume every piece of Star Trek literature created. Star Trek is literally incomprehensibly large. i shame my human heritage. going to live the longest life ever so i could absorb as much Star Trek as possible before my inevitable demise. i cry for the lost works from the 60’s and a few decades onwards that never touched the internet. the art that will never meet my soul. i grieve for thee. i grieve with thee who share my sorrow.

perhaps, in the end— when we leave our mortal coils, along with our accompanied flesh and bone— we will see all of Star Trek.

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Lumenki 😭 we’re mutuals on Wattpad I feel like we’ve been reunited, I would know that pfp anywhere 🤣

oh i had no idea!! i undownloaded Wattpad because of the ads but i am active on AO3 :) nice to see you again!

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Horrible Spitty update. this was the closest color I could find in the right size. other option was minty green. he’s just gonna have freckles or whatever i guess. he’s still my son and i love him. im gonna embroider the facial features and make the rest of him. currently working on making a longer version of his ears.

2 likes and i’ll crochet him an unlicensed firearm

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STAR TREK IS NUMBER ONE ON TRENDING ITS TIME TO BONESPOST

REBLOG IF YOU ARE A TRUE BONER

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JOANN WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME

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the yarn store never ceases to fail me

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just had the worst burst of inspiration in my life. im going to the yarn store. ive been seeing too many fanarts of Spock as a little creature and i need to bring him to life. here’s the pattern im using.

link to the pattern: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1882351433/?ref=share_ios_native_control

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I’ve only got three possible reactions to watching a TOS episode:

“I can’t believe this aired” (the worst plot you’ve ever seen on tv)

“I can’t believe this aired” (a piece of media so beyond its time and still relevant to today’s discussions, that I’m surprised it didn’t got censored at the time it went on air)

“I can’t believe this aired” (gay as fuck)

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big fan of whenever SNW Spock just starts screaming. he did the same thing in the first season of SNW after the DNA-altering drug disguise thing wore off. i just couldnt find a GIF for it ):

i mean i know he’s in pain and thats why he’s screaming but its just so silly. i do that too sometimes. i like to yell really loud. the world must know how loud i can be. i also do it when im overstimulated.

i have discovered that if there is too many people talking at once, if you just scream really loud, everyone stops and looks at you. now unfortunately everyone is looking at you but thats another problem i have yet to solve. whatever. i will proceed to run more tests.

screaming may not be the most logical response in any slightly distressing scenario but it sure is funny and its my favorite :3

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strange new worlds BLADE amv (based on x, x)

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Blade nation rise. RB to spread the word about BLADE 

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