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i just finished rewatching the ENTIRETY of bfdi season 1. 5 hours and 30 minutes. i cannot look at that little bitch ice cube any longer, how am i supposed to survive marathoning tpot
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object shows be like
> Object Battle Insanity
> started in 2011 by 10-year-old brothers Jimmy and Andy
> animated in Adobe Flash
> royalty free music
> featuring: Notebook, Bubblewrap, Framy, Spoon, Plushy, Soda, Spray Bottle, Lemon and Shoelacey (EVIL, DO NOT GO NEAR)
> little kid voice
> "I hate you Notebook!" "Well I hate you too Bubblewrap!"
> "Hello, and welcome to OBJECT BATTLE INSANITY, where objects will be battling out to win a giant CUBE made of pure, 24 KARAT gold!"
> all the characters want the golden cube because they want money
> challenge is to jump off a building into a pool of water
> Spoon jumps off and lands in a bush and dies because he's stupid
> 20 episodes later
> the number 5832 keeps coming up for some reason
> "Yayyy!!! I won the cube!" -Notebook
> "Hghhh, I hate you!" -Bubblewrap, 2nd place
> 3 months later
> Object Battle Insanity SEASON 2
> all the characters are back, and some new ones too
> the cube is gone for some reason
> the characters' genders are really confusing
> "Hello, and welcome to OBJECT BATTLE INSANITY 2! Where you will be competing to win ANOTHER CUBE?!!??"
> Shoelacey goes insane and starts killing people
> the punishment for being eliminated is being banished to the Valley of Losers for 5832 years
> 6 episodes later
> OBI is cancelled (ends on a cliffhanger)
> Jimmy and Andy go silent
> 5 YEARS LATER
> Object Battle Insanity Season 3: Object Battle Bigger Insanity
> all the characters are back (nobody acknowledges the events of OBI 2)
> much better animation now
> the new host is a psychopath
> "I have TAKEN CONTROL of the show, and now you will be competing for a PLATINUM CUBE!!!"
> everyone wants to get the platinum cube because money
> host tortures the contestants
> TEAM NAMES: "Interesting People", "R.I.D.E.R.S.", "the", and of course "□◇○♡●♧○♡○●" (pronounced "bflurgh")
> Notebook and Bubblewrap have to bond over a shared team
> Shoelacey is missing for some reason
> each new episode takes like 8 billion years to arrive
> the challenge is to climb a mountain, Soda gets to the top but slips on a rock and hits their head and dies
> SODA IS ELIMINATED WITH 5832 VOTES
> "HEY, MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS ONE-" -Soda as they're dragged into the Endless Void (the Valley of Losers was destroyed in OBBI 4 after it was swallowed up by the sun)
> 25 episodes later
> "No, it can't be! Lemon wins the platinum cube!"
> the host runs away with the prize
> cliffhanger
> 2 weeks later
> OBI 2 IS BACK (we just finished season 3)
> ALSO SEASON 4 IS HERE: Object Battle Insanity presents: Ultimate Object Mayhem
> OBI 2 episode 8: WE'RE BACK BABY
> nobody acknowledges the events of OBBI
> the new host is less insane but still weird
> Notebook and Bubblewrap are now in love
> "Hello, and welcome to the ULTIMATE OBJECT MAYHEM, where you will be competing for a DIAMOND SPHERE!!!"
> everyone complains about how a sphere is smaller than a cube
> Lemon is plotting a coup from inside the void to steal the prize
> the challenge is to balance a stack of 5832 planks on your nose for 25 minutes
> Notebook and Bubblewrap form a deep meaningful connection
> meanwhile in OBI2
> Shoelacey tries to kill everyone but luckily she's stopped by the power of friendship
> DOORBELL IS ELIMINATED WITH 89,091 VOTES
> the finale of UOM
> Notebook and Bubblewrap are standing at the top of the mountain, looking up at the brightly lit sky
> emotional cinematic music playing
> "Bubblewrap..."
> "When I came to you, all those years ago..."
> "We thought we were enemies..."
> ...
> Bubblewrap: "I remember it well..."
> Notebook caresses Bubblewrap's cheek and looks into their eyes, shining brightly
> "We were meant to be..."
> in that moment, the prizes don't matter anymore, all that matters is eachother
> zooms out to show their silhouettes in front of the stars as the music picks up
> OBJECT BATTLE INSANITY
> roll credits
> Absolute cinema
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I am never opening AO3 ever again
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GONCHAROV IS GOATED
Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese
“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TUMBLR IS ALL JUST TWITTER SCREENSHOTS
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i don't understand this place, i came to this site to get thoughtful and funny commentary but all i see is taylor swift and poetry
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hello I am migrating from twitter what's goin on
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