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please help me what do i post here

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i just finished rewatching the ENTIRETY of bfdi season 1. 5 hours and 30 minutes. i cannot look at that little bitch ice cube any longer, how am i supposed to survive marathoning tpot

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object shows be like

> Object Battle Insanity

> started in 2011 by 10-year-old brothers Jimmy and Andy

> animated in Adobe Flash

> royalty free music

> featuring: Notebook, Bubblewrap, Framy, Spoon, Plushy, Soda, Spray Bottle, Lemon and Shoelacey (EVIL, DO NOT GO NEAR)

> little kid voice

> "I hate you Notebook!" "Well I hate you too Bubblewrap!"

> "Hello, and welcome to OBJECT BATTLE INSANITY, where objects will be battling out to win a giant CUBE made of pure, 24 KARAT gold!"

> all the characters want the golden cube because they want money

> challenge is to jump off a building into a pool of water

> Spoon jumps off and lands in a bush and dies because he's stupid

> 20 episodes later

> the number 5832 keeps coming up for some reason

> "Yayyy!!! I won the cube!" -Notebook

> "Hghhh, I hate you!" -Bubblewrap, 2nd place

> 3 months later

> Object Battle Insanity SEASON 2

> all the characters are back, and some new ones too

> the cube is gone for some reason

> the characters' genders are really confusing

> "Hello, and welcome to OBJECT BATTLE INSANITY 2! Where you will be competing to win ANOTHER CUBE?!!??"

> Shoelacey goes insane and starts killing people

> the punishment for being eliminated is being banished to the Valley of Losers for 5832 years

> 6 episodes later

> OBI is cancelled (ends on a cliffhanger)

> Jimmy and Andy go silent

> 5 YEARS LATER

> Object Battle Insanity Season 3: Object Battle Bigger Insanity

> all the characters are back (nobody acknowledges the events of OBI 2)

> much better animation now

> the new host is a psychopath

> "I have TAKEN CONTROL of the show, and now you will be competing for a PLATINUM CUBE!!!"

> everyone wants to get the platinum cube because money

> host tortures the contestants

> TEAM NAMES: "Interesting People", "R.I.D.E.R.S.", "the", and of course "□◇○♡●♧○♡○●" (pronounced "bflurgh")

> Notebook and Bubblewrap have to bond over a shared team

> Shoelacey is missing for some reason

> each new episode takes like 8 billion years to arrive

> the challenge is to climb a mountain, Soda gets to the top but slips on a rock and hits their head and dies

> SODA IS ELIMINATED WITH 5832 VOTES

> "HEY, MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS ONE-" -Soda as they're dragged into the Endless Void (the Valley of Losers was destroyed in OBBI 4 after it was swallowed up by the sun)

> 25 episodes later

> "No, it can't be! Lemon wins the platinum cube!"

> the host runs away with the prize

> cliffhanger

> 2 weeks later

> OBI 2 IS BACK (we just finished season 3)

> ALSO SEASON 4 IS HERE: Object Battle Insanity presents: Ultimate Object Mayhem

> OBI 2 episode 8: WE'RE BACK BABY

> nobody acknowledges the events of OBBI

> the new host is less insane but still weird

> Notebook and Bubblewrap are now in love

> "Hello, and welcome to the ULTIMATE OBJECT MAYHEM, where you will be competing for a DIAMOND SPHERE!!!"

> everyone complains about how a sphere is smaller than a cube

> Lemon is plotting a coup from inside the void to steal the prize

> the challenge is to balance a stack of 5832 planks on your nose for 25 minutes

> Notebook and Bubblewrap form a deep meaningful connection

> meanwhile in OBI2

> Shoelacey tries to kill everyone but luckily she's stopped by the power of friendship

> DOORBELL IS ELIMINATED WITH 89,091 VOTES

> the finale of UOM

> Notebook and Bubblewrap are standing at the top of the mountain, looking up at the brightly lit sky

> emotional cinematic music playing

> "Bubblewrap..."

> "When I came to you, all those years ago..."

> "We thought we were enemies..."

> ...

> Bubblewrap: "I remember it well..."

> Notebook caresses Bubblewrap's cheek and looks into their eyes, shining brightly

> "We were meant to be..."

> in that moment, the prizes don't matter anymore, all that matters is eachother

> zooms out to show their silhouettes in front of the stars as the music picks up

> OBJECT BATTLE INSANITY

> roll credits

> Absolute cinema

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I am never opening AO3 ever again

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GONCHAROV IS GOATED

Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TUMBLR IS ALL JUST TWITTER SCREENSHOTS

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i don't understand this place, i came to this site to get thoughtful and funny commentary but all i see is taylor swift and poetry

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a bunch of bots just started following me

goddamnit

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I want to be part of a legendary thread

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hello I am migrating from twitter what's goin on