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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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Lol, me writing my Frerin Lives fic because I couldn't believe no one else had ever imagined what it would be like for Thorin to have his brother with him on the Quest.

people will see a fandom thing and be like "why isn't this a fanfic" "why is there no fanfic about this" my brother in christ, because you're not writing it

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"asexuals cant do this", "if you're aro you cant do that", "if you're aplatonic you cant do this", blehdy bleh bleh a-spec people are allowed 2 kill you.

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“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

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is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

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Montage de photos

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Okay, picture this:

The battle is over. Everyone lives. Thorin and Bilbo are engaged to be married. Bilbo has to leave to tidy up his affairs in the Shire while Thorin has to stay in Erebor to be, y'know, king.

As the days and weeks and months pass, Thorin gets grumpier and grumpier and grumpier. It is becoming INCREASINGLY obvious.

One day, while Kili and Ori are talking to one another about the issue, Thorin stomps past growling about the Council and Kili decides enough is enough. So he says out loud to his uncle, "The Council isn't the problem. You're just missing Bilbo. You two just need to bone when he gets back."

Ori whimpers. Thorin stops dead.

"What did you say?"

"Don't say it again!"

"I said you two need to bone."

Ori: gulp

Thorin: "Hoooooow DARE you, Kili, son of Dis. I am your ROYAL SOVEREIGN!"

...5 minutes later...

"BONE!"

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Okay, picture this:

The battle is over. Everyone lives. Thorin and Bilbo are engaged to be married. Bilbo has to leave to tidy up his affairs in the Shire while Thorin has to stay in Erebor to be, y'know, king.

As the days and weeks and months pass, Thorin gets grumpier and grumpier and grumpier. It is becoming INCREASINGLY obvious.

One day, while Kili and Ori are talking to one another about the issue, Thorin stomps past growling about the Council and Kili decides enough is enough. So he says out loud to his uncle, "The Council isn't the problem. You're just missing Bilbo. You two just need to bone when he gets back."

Ori whimpers. Thorin stops dead.

"What did you say?"

"Don't say it again!"

"I said you two need to bone."

Ori: gulp

Thorin: "Hoooooow DARE you, Kili, son of Dis. I am your ROYAL SOVEREIGN!"

...5 minutes later...

"BONE!"

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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

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What anxiety? I have CHEEKBONES!

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Richard Armitage & Martin Freeman in

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Amount of Gay Shit

2012

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king under the mountain 🗻

so many of you liked the wip sketch of this i posted a while back so i am finally here with the full piece!! i will be posting two more different color schemes versions in another post so be sure to check them out too!

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Bagginshield - I Sit Beside the Fire (Sansûkh)

“He lifted his other hand and allowed it to drift through the wispy white spiderweb of Bilbo’s hair. ‘I am glad you grew old,’ he said in a low voice. ‘Whatever the reason, I am glad one of us did. Still, I find I hate that you grew old without me. Would you laugh at my grey beard, I wonder? Would we barricade ourselves against each winter, wrapping ourselves in your quilts and complaining about our bones? Would we grow more alike as time passed; my mannerisms becoming yours, your words becoming mine?’”

Fanart for Chapter 10 of determamfidd’s fic, Sansûkh. Thorin expressing regret that he could not grow old with Bilbo broke my fragile little heart ;_; Totes recommend this fic if you’re ready for an EPIC read.

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THIS IS THE ONE!! This is the post I came to Tumblr looking for because I needed to share it with my new friend fan of the show!

so good to finally know what was going through victor’s head in this scene

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Reblogging this one for the same reason as the last

the uncensored kiss (permission to use photo manip by @postpigeon / video manip by @thoughtification - thank you!!!)

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I'm re-bloggng this because I just recently introduced a friend to Yuri On Ice and I want this to be at the top of my blog so I can share it with her because it's fucking hilarious

I deserve to be kicked out of fandom, not only for making this but for posting it on Victors birthday too

*slaps self*

inspired by this post