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during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough
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PODCAST IDEA: every episode focuses on a different fandom that has a fujoshi side and a more straight male dominated side. stuff like supernatural, metal gear, always sunny, shounen anime, and maybe even more highbrow sfuff like succession or breaking bad (yes brba fujos exist.) the podcast has a host/moderator plus one guest from each side of the fandom. the podcast is the two guests trying to hold a conversation about the source material, with the host sometimes guiding it by asking her own questions, especially including ones directed at the fujoshi concerning reddit topics (powerscaling, edgy theories, etc) or shippy topics aimed at the straight guy (top bottom discourse, ship wars, etc) and at the end the two fans have to find things that they both agree on. this is a perfect idea and nothing could possibly go wrong and it would not be cringe at all.
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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
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I wish more of my friends believed in magic so I could field test charms and spells w them
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money is such an underrated accessibility option.
like people want to think any disabled person who is after money is morally suspect some way, because they're not asking for "treatments" or "accommodations" like a lot of our issues can be fixed way more easily with money. can't drive? paying for a taxi is often one of the more accessible alternatives. can't cook? you can pay more to have prepared food delivered to you. food restrictions? that food straight up costs more money. can't clean? you can pay for someone to do that. house inaccessible? having (lots) of money can help with that, you get the gist.
having money won't make us abled. it also won't stop our symptoms from being distressing, painful, or debilitating. but there's a huge gap in experience between the average poor disabled person and someone who's actually wealthy. you can buy your way out of some of the difficult situations most disabled people are left to rot in. wanting money, needing money, asking for money is pretty natural when it's such a useful tool. why get so weird about disabled people wanting money like i'm pretty sure everyone wants money anyway
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In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.
When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'
And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'
#i worked retail in a tourist town and sooo true bestie#people would ask me the most nonsensical shit and I did not get paid enough to gaf
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it鈥檚 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they鈥檙e all dead
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Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world
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I should be able to both read for 8hrs a night and sleep for 8hrs a night. That I cannot is very rude and, frankly, poor design.
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PRO TIP FOR WOMEN IN STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS: tell your boyfriend you think that if he and his male best friend were a couple, he would be the bottom. If he reacts negatively this means he thinks being penetrated is degrading. Then you know to dump him. This is a WIN. DO IT NOW!
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always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
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someone please help my daughter has been rotated
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"depiction is not automatically glorification" can and should coexist with "some depiction is glorification and you need to be able to tell the difference"
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#my bipolar basically manifests as me cycling between 'i am the worst most ineffective person who will never make anything of myself'#to 'wow i am actually the most brilliantly competent person alive'#'and not only am i not actually mentally ill but in fact there has never been a human on earth more perfectly sane than me'#and then a few weeks to a few months later i am hit with the full weight of my delusion and it starts again
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