lurkylurker25
lurkylurker25
The Mads
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36 yo toddler mom, artist, rocket queen, and smut writer
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lurkylurker25 · 41 minutes ago
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L : Let Love In - nick cave and the bad seeds
U: under the bridge - RHCP
R: Roam - the b52s
K: King for a Day - Green Day
Y: Yellow Ledbetter - Pearl Jam
L: Little Earthquakes - Tori Amos
U: Under Pressire - Queen/David Bowie
R: Rehab Doll - Green River
K: Kill all Your Friends - My Chemical Romance
E: Either Way - Chris Stapleton
R: Remedy - Puscifer
TAGGING : @ghwosty @blitzkid @wonchswife
tagged by @nightlydisease and @girlrogerdaltrey thanks!! ^_^
pick a song for every letter in your url
j - jack the ripper / morrissey
e - exit everything / rowland s. howard
f - for her light / fields of the nephilim
f - for the rest of my life / gary numan
a - alaska / sad lovers & giants
m - magic / michael nesmith
e - electric / madrugada
n - no easy action / mark lanegan
t - triad / the byrds
i tag @noreign @love2care4u @noideamyguy @computersucker @wampyrs @wolfstrong @beauty-proof @jockpropaganda :)))))
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lurkylurker25 · 1 day ago
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this might be my favourite photo ever
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lurkylurker25 · 1 day ago
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lurkylurker25 · 1 day ago
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So Los Padres national forest is in flames so that didn't take long at all 😮‍💨
To ppl who havent been to CA - this is no where near LA but it it near Santa Barbara, a heavenly beach town that I've been trying to plan a day trip to FOR LIKE MONTHS
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lurkylurker25 · 1 day ago
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This album is so quintessential mid 90s
I will not be taking questions
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lurkylurker25 · 2 days ago
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This album still slaps. I will not apologize
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lurkylurker25 · 2 days ago
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all doomed to be pigs anyways
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lurkylurker25 · 2 days ago
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Killing flies in our little house has officially become a legitimate turn on for me.
Ok, what started off as a low key joke between my husband and I, has turned into a full on NOT joke. He killed a fly that we were low key stalking together WHILE playing with the kid, and it immediately made me all hot and bothered.
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lurkylurker25 · 2 days ago
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Next thing I write has to have eddie in it. Haven't destroyed this boy, who is also older than my dad, in a hot minute.
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Any volunteers for Edwards prey?? Anyone??
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lurkylurker25 · 2 days ago
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beep boop bop
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lurkylurker25 · 2 days ago
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So the guy my best friend is dating apparently is really good friends with THEE Doug Jones, and I'm like...this is an incredibly green flag, dude. Sure he's awkward cuz he was in the closet and married to a woman for a while, but being Doug Jones' friend is big golden retriever boyfriend energy
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Also can you invite me to a function where Doug Jones will be in attendance. I promise I WILL fangirl and be incredibly awkward
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lurkylurker25 · 3 days ago
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Yoooo...this preschool i looked at b4 I found the one my kid is going to start in 2 weeks, be sending me sales text msgs with deals and discounts like it's cost plus world market. Bro...maybe if you didnt charge a flat fee of 1700 FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH, I woulda put my kid there. Happy with my decision to put her somewhere wlese, tysm
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lurkylurker25 · 3 days ago
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BONOBOS
🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead
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lurkylurker25 · 3 days ago
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I am a delicate orchid, fuck you very much
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lurkylurker25 · 3 days ago
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hi gang how do you keep your kid busy. My little cousin who’s like pre-k or kindergarten age is coming from CA and I have a feeling her dad (my uncle) will leave me on babysitting duties 😭
Oh snap! The park. Go outside and look for bugs under rocks if she likes that. Kinetic sand is the shit- i probably like it more than my daughter. Also most kids are obsessed with water get a big bucket or a couple buckets, fill em up, put some dish soap or shaving cream with some toys and cups and let them go to town. For a pre-k kid, I'd say most of them like arts and crafts. Go for a walk and pick some rocks to paint at home. Pillow/blanket forts for sure are a winner too. Also just give them "jobs" to do. Kids like to feel i solved at that age
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lurkylurker25 · 4 days ago
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lurkylurker25 · 4 days ago
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I need to peg that man
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