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Movie Ron is the average Hollywood girl that hasn't got a clue of what's going on and her only phrase is "What do we do now?" (Watch Reese Witherspoon speech if you don't know what I'm talking about)

Certainly, a clever way of breaking gender stereotypes *sarcastic*

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Hi! I just read a fic in ao3 called "Oh God Not Again!" by Sarah1281 and I absolutely loved it!

Does anyone have recommendations for something like this? I am also a marauders fan and I've read ATYD (beautiful). I don't know if I'll like Crimson Rivers, but I think is something kinda serious (as serious as it can be with the marauders) and I was looking for something more of a comedy.

Thanks in advance!

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Correct me if I'm wrong but the sirens were Odysseus' Chat GPT

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Odysseus: We're in the home of the wind god!

Eurylochus: we don't know for sure :/

Odysseus: How many floating islands have you seen before? =/

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Marauders incorrect quotes

Remus: You‘re not allowed to execute pranks anymore

Sirius: Give me a minute

Remus: What are you doing?

Sirius: Calling my lawyer. He‘ll be here any minute

Remus: You don’t have a lawyer

James enters

Remus: That’s just James with a fake mustache

James, looking offended: Excuse you … I‘m a lawyer

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TELL ME WHY every time Thomas Jefferson says "I arrange the menu the venue the seating" I imagine him Hamilton and Madison sitting in a wedding themed room.

Picture the white curtains, white table cloth with flowers and papers with their names where they are supposed to sit.

Hamilton and Madison with a "seriously" face and Jefferson just so excited.

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Crowley teaching Muriel how to walk like him

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[Aziraphale voice] i'm soft!

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Well, that went down like a lead balloon.

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I am a weird kid.

Neil my dude, after showing my mother season one of Good Omens and my dad seeing a bit of it I mentioned you also wrote Coraline and either my mom or dad (don't remember which one said it) said you must have been a weird kid.

Could you please confirm or deny whether or not you were a Weird Kid™?

I was a weird kid.

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Petition for @neil-gaiman to write Sherlock BBC upcoming seasons.

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*the marauders in greenhouse 3, it's the first time they are going to re-pott Mandrakes. There are earmuffs all over the table, some of them pink and fluffy*

Professor: Everyone take a pair of earmuffs.

Sirius: *trying to get them, while he's being attacked by James* I want the pink ones!

James: no! Those are mine- *Sirius pushes him and gets the earmuffs*

*Remus and Regulus watching their stupid boyfriends knowing there is obviously enough pink fluffy earmuffs for them four and more students*

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What's Azi doing in my math book??

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NONONONO PLEASEEEEE

*banging on your damn door* WHY. LEAVE AZI AND CROW ALONE PLEASE THEY DONT DESERVE THIS

So you want me to not write Season 3 and just leave them as they were at the end of Season 2. Got it.

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Does David Tennant have Instagram??

I can't find it!

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YES