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I was bored and tired of arguing with assholes so I made a movie poster for them <3
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Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit
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hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
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Me, at home: *takes a small bite of breakfast. 20 minutes pass*
Me, at work: *makes 30 phone calls, cleans entire desk space, ends world hunger. 5 minutes pass*
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And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad; the dreams in which I’m farming are the best I’ve ever had
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