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Thank you Eric Clapton for Layla and literally nothing else
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The coffee i had this morning was horrible I'm devastated
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I slept for like 15 hours yesterday and I'm somehow still so tired
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I ate some cherries earlier and then proceeded to get hives on my face down my neck chest and arms so thats weird
#food#medical#my fsvorite fruit and this has never happened to me before#why would the cherries betray me
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Horrible news I spilled my wine in the floor :(
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the thrift store knows when you are not approaching it with the right spirit and will close you off from the cosmos
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Ive had exactly one (1) glass of wine and now I'm the most annoying person alive
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If we’re soulmates, why aren’t you here choking me with our red string of fate
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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
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